mercoledì 11 settembre 2024

Magic in the moonlight - 2014

 This is very nice, I liked it, well done and well acted by everyone. Sure, I wasn’t very fond of the inevitable love story at the end, which is kind of the whole plot, but other than that I really liked it.

Also it was really cute visually: scenery, costumes, vehicles, colours, it was all charming.

The plot:

It’s something like the 1920s. Stanley is a magician, but not many people know that because he has an on-stage-persona and its Chinese, with heavy makeup. He’s very successful and tours the world.

Howard is a childhood friend who always shared his passion, but he never achieved such fame. 

Stanley is totally rational, to him everybody who thinks that such things as mediums and powers to contact the dead and such other supernatural gifts are real is simply an idiot.

Stanley only believes in what’s rational, what you can see.

More than once he has uncovered the truth behind some self-proclaimed sensitive, and now Howard goes to meet him after his show in Berlin to tell him that there is a girl, a young pretty American thing, who convinced a wealthy family that she’s the real deal, that she has supernatural powers, that her ‘mental vibrations’ are extraordinary. Howard says he’s tried any way he could think of but has failed to prove how she does her tricks, so he asks Stanley to do it, since he’s so much better… Stanley is really, really conceited, and easily accepts convinced that even if his friend couldn’t understand, he sure will.

He’s also quite rude, having no problem showing clearly what he thinks of people that believe all that stuff, and what he believes of this girl and her powers. Everyone can see how skeptical he is, he makes no mystery of it, even to her.


The real mystery is how and why does this girl fall in love with this guy, who never shows any interest in her at all, and is also rather unflattering and rude and even unpleasant, one might say.


He is intrigued when she speaks of him having connections to a weird Chinese man, of his travels abroad and Berlin in particular, and also when she mentions water and death in relations to a dead uncle of his who drowned… but still he does not believe, he knows it’s not possible.

But then, he takes this Sophie to see his beloved aunt Vanessa, and Sophie can tell them all about the sad love story Vanessa had with a married man who could not leave his wife and so Vanessa never married…  :-/

After that, it’s like someone pressed a switch in him, and now Stanley is all mad for her, and even calls the journalists to tell them that she’s the real deal, that he was wrong before. He makes a big deal out of it, pictures and journalists with questions… he didn’t waste any time either, he did it right away. But then, his aunt Vanessa has a car accident and under surgery, apparently. For a moment he thinks that should the worst happen, he would still have Sophie to help him contact his dear aunt, so he wouldn’t lose her, and he even starts praying out loud (being alone in the waiting room of the clinic). 

It doesn’t last long that he hears himself and realises what he is doing, and he can’t accept that, he does not believe that there is someone out there who listens to prayers and performs miracles, he only believes in the here and now, what you see is what you get, and after coming back to himself about the prayers, it’s the same about Sophie. He realises now that she cannot be the ‘real deal’, because such a thing is not possible, and therefore sets out to unmask her.

He doesn’t reveal the truth to Sophie and Howard when he next sees them, on the contrary he pretends to still believe in her powers and pretends to leave, but he’s a magician, so he goes out one way and he will reappear on the other side of the room, quietly sitting on a chair, listening to what they say to each other. Sophie asks Howard if he has any regrets, but Howard doesn’t. He resents that although they grew up together with the same dream, practiced the same way and the same amount of time, and acquired the same skill at the same level, Stanley got famous and he didn’t. 

Howard is quite happy that he finally got one over the great Stanley Crawford, but then Stanley reveals that he’s right there, hearing everything. 

Sophie tells him that he can’t possibly know that it was only the doctors saving Vanessa, and that prayers had no relevance at all, since he was not the only one praying for her, and that he was happy when he thought it was true, when he believed, and that after all they didn’t do anything really terrible, just a prank, but Stanley does not forgive them, does not forgive her. He leaves.

Stanley can’t stop thinking about it. Sophie was so different from him, light and carefree, positive. 

Stanley has a fiancee in England, Olivia, who is a beautiful, smart woman, very rational, very organised, the perfect woman for him, he always thought. But now he can’t stop thinking of Sophie’s face. 

He admits to his aunt that he might feel something for her, that he might be in love, that he might want to marry her, and that he should therefore hurry up because she just accepted Brice’s proposal, the rich son of the woman she tricked into believing they can communicate with her late husband.

Stanley goes to Sophie and his proposal, if it actually was one, is much much worse than when he played Mr Darcy :lol: 

Not once he talks about love, he doesn’t say nice things about her, nothing. He’s quite affronted when she up and leaves him behind.

Stanley goes back to Vanessa to complain that Sophie refused him, that there’s nothing to do anymore, that he loves her so much but she doesn’t want him, and stuff like that, but of course Sophie is there to hear him and accepts now, and they kiss.


Why would she fall for such a rude man? Who kept calling her inferior, saying she was nothing? 

That’s what I didn’t like, there was no reason at all, other than she thought he was cute. And he is, sure, but that’s not enough, there’s more than one cute face in the world.


It’s no laugh-out-loud movie, of course, but it has a quiet humour in the dialogues.


















Jurassic world - Fallen kingdom - 2018

 


A big toy movie, maybe better than the previous one but it didn’t win my heart, no.

It’s been three years since everything that happened on that island, and there are surviving dinosaurs there. The local volcano is about to destroy the island, Ian Malcolm thinks we shouldn’t do anything about it, but Claire wants to save the animals. Super rich Benjamin Lockwood calls her, he started it all with Hammond before they had a fall down and now he wants to save them and bring them all to a safe refuge. Mills works for him, Lockwood is old and not in good health, so he can basically do what he wants. 

He sends Claire, Owen and two others on the island with a bunch of men (soldiers, mercenaries, whatever, men who work for him).

Mills’ own agenda is to capture the dinosaurs and sell them. He also got the dna of the Indomitus Rex from his bones, and Dr Wu creates the Indoraptor, a sort of weapon because it has the intelligence of Blu, the raptor that grew a relationship with Owen. 

… well, how can it be all grown up already, since Blue just arrived with the others? Am I missing something here_


Our squad is left behind to die on the island with the remaining dinosaurs (they only took one per species) but they manage to free themselves and board the ship with nobody noticing anything…

They even reach the Lockwood mansion, and only then they’re caught, captured and put in a cell… and left there, even though Mills’ words make you think he’ll want them dead. So why the wait? Ah yes, because the heroes are lucky. So lucky that one little dinosaur opens the cell for them, head-butting it.

There’s a big auction where rich people pay millions upon millions of dollars for each dinosaur, until the little goat-dinosaur gets there and starts head-butting people left and right.

The man in charge of retrieving the dinosaurs enjoyed taking one tooth from each of them, quite cruelly, but the Indoraptor is genetically smarter and it pretends to be asleep, so when the man walks into the cage to get the tooth, he gets eaten and the Indoraptor is free.

It starts hunting, first Maisy then Owen, until Blue arrives to help him and the Indoraptor is killed on other dinosaurs’ bones from the sort of museum in the house.

Maisy is Ben’s granddaughter who  has never known her mom, she’s never even seen a picture; Ben is so naive as to confront Mills alone and even expects him to obey and turn himself in… unbelievable. Of course Mills doesn’t, instead he kills Lockwood.

Maisy later finds him dead, and sees a picture of her mother who looks just like her. Mills tells us why: the reason Lockwood and Hammond parted ways. Lockwood missed his dead daughter so he brought her back with genetics, meaning Maisy is her clone, not her daughter. 

There’s some toxic gas that will kill all the animals trapped there, and Claire and Owen are very much conflicted on what to do, but it’s Maisy who opens the door so they go out free.

The remaining bad guys are killed now.

Blue ‘says’ her goodbye to Owen but has no intention of entering a cage anytime soon, and instead runs free like the others.

Now they’re here, not in a remote secluded island, and people will have to live with it.

Ian Malcolm once again talks about the changes humans are bringing upon our world, genetics is going too far, it has already.

There’s no turning back.


(I’m not actually sure about the dinosaurs already sold; the buyers - and sellers - are dead now, but we saw them being delivered in big trucks now, right? 


Owen-Chris Pratt

Claire - Bryce Dallas Howard

Eli Mills - Rafe Spall

Benjamin Lockwood  - James Cromwell

Mr Eversoll - Toby Jones

Ian Malcolm - Jeff Goldblum

Dr Wu - BD Wong

Iris - Geraldine Chaplin


ITA Jurassic world Il regno distrutto


















The legend of Hercules - 2014

It wasn't bad, it was nice enough actually. I didn't particularly like the ending, but all in all a good enough movie. 


Arrived inside the city, Amphitryon challenges the king and wins, easily too. The city of Argos was no threat and no enemy though. His wife, the queen Alcmene is not happy, she had thought she could change him once (really, girl, that never ever works), and make him more human but he only cares about wars and power.

She prays and Goddess Hera listens to her. Alcmene accepts to bear the son of Zeus, and he’ll be named Hercules.

The king sort of witnesses the end of the conception and of course he thinks his wife cheated, but there’s no man he can find. He names the baby Alcides.

Twenty years later, Alcides/Hercules and Princess Hebe love each other, but she’s to marry his brother, the first-born, the jealous guy who publicly insulted him in front of Hebe and all their parents and even took credit of Hercules’ win against a Nemean lion, thought unkillable.

Now his mother reveals the truth to him: “you are Hercules, gift of Hera, son of Zeus”, but he doesn’t believe her.

The king sends Alcides to Egypt with a small number of soldiers. Most of them die before Alcides or captain Sotiris even know anything happened. The few that remained, it seems like it’s twenty or so, fight like Romans but all soldiers die but Alcides and Sotiris who are kept alive in order to be sold.

Alcides says he’s Hercules and word is sent home that prince Alcides is dead.

The two women cry desperately.

Our two men are marked and sold for labour, but Hercules promises Sotiris they’ll be back home before the wedding in three months. They row, they fight, they kill. And together they convince their owner to go to Greece.

Alcmene tells Amphitryon about Zeus, her only ever loveer, to end his reign, and he kills her.

Hercules and Sotiris arrive in Greece to fight in their big big event. Sotiris was injured though so Hercules fights alone against six undefeated Greeks.

He wins; meanwhile Sotiris is regrouping loyal men to rally against the king and his heir.

But Hercules must accept who he is first. 

Hebe wanted to kill herself but Chiron stops her and she’s reunited with Hercules.

The king and his son want them dead. They kill Sotiris’ men and wife, and to spare his son he gives them Hercules’ location.

Hercules is whipped publicly and has to watch his brother kill Chiron.

Now finally Hercules accepts Zeus and asks for his strength so he frees himself before Sotiris is killed too. He still has four divisions of men on his side to take back their kingdom.

When Hercules challenges the king, he does not accept and sends men forward.

Zeus helps Hercules and now he has lightning protruding from his sword.

Once finally against the king, he fights as a man. He is winning when his brother arrives with Hebe at knife-point. She wants to save him so she uses that knife to stab herself and maybe wound him who is behind her.

Hercules resumes his fight with Amphitryon and wins.

It seemed that Hebe died in his arms, but then we see her delivering their child, they’re a family and he’s now the king, and smiling.


Hercules - Kellan Lutz

Hebe - Gaia Weiss

King Amphitryon - Scott Adkins

Iphicles - Liam Garrigan

Sotiris - Liam McIntyre

Chiron - Rade Serbedzija

Lucius - Kenneth Granham


ITA Hercules-la leggenda ha inizio













Footloose - 1984

 


It’s not bad, it’s a nice testament of its era.


During the initial song, we see feet dancing, one person a time. 

We hear right away what it’s about, we see a small town and hear a sermon, and see that the church is packed full. The pastor preaches against rock and porn as evils.

Ren and his mother are new in town, and right away he appears to dislike that stiff attitude. His father left them.

The reverend’s daughter Ariel is quite wild too when he doesn’t see her, in a out-of-her-mind way that gives her friends a heart attack.

When her dad busts her swaying to rock music, he looks more hurt/shocked than angry, though.

Ren befriends Willard and tells him about his life in the big city, Chicago, full of dancing.

He thinks they’re joking when they tell him that dancing is illegal here.

Some kids died in a car wreck five or six year before, and people went crazy blaming music and dancing and liquor (liquor is often a problem, but dancing has no relation to it, kids don’t drink ‘because’ of the music and dancing, kids drink because adults and television have taught them that’s what adults do, what adults have to do to have fun.

Ariel spends her time playing tough, being wild with Chuck and dreaming of going away.

Everyone in town - all adults at least - is against Ren, thinking he’s trouble, and it frustrates him, so he… goes out alone and dances by himself, the rebel!!!

Ariel shows him a place where they wrote quotes from forbidden books.

It really annoys Ren that everyone is against him, without him doing anything to earn it. So he takes Ariel and her friend Rusty plus Willard and they go dancing. Luckily he has friends.

The reverend started the whole thing because one of the kids that died was Ariel’s brothter, but the other men are now worse than him.

Ren is planning a prom dance. He teaches Willard to dance and will have to speak to the town council for permission. He presents a good argument, if a little bit aggressive, but it’s good for television.

He’s denied, of course, but then his boss suggests he do it in the next city. The city itself may be far away, but the border is very near, very very close indeed.

Ren is not against the reverend, even goes to his house to ask to take Ariel to the prom.

The reverend talks about the dance in church, about the warehouse they got permission to use for the prom dance, but is not condemning and talks about trusting one’s kids.

So they dress up and have their ball… and it’s all nice until some bullies arrive to fight. Ren and Willard beat them up once then go in and dance, and… it’s the end. The bullies do not go back in, and who cares about tomorrow, this was about the dance after all.


Ren - Kevin Bacon

Willard - Christopher Penn

Rusty - Sarah Jessica Parker

Ariel - Lori Singer

Rev. Shaw Moore - John Lithgow

Vi Moore - Dianne Wiest