domenica 17 dicembre 2017

защитники (Guardians)- 2017

I happened to watch this Russian movie on tv… some special effect might not be bad, but otherwise it’s just an attempt at recreating the x-men/avengers, with a weak story.
A group of superheroes is reunited again to defeat a dangerous enemy, the same Kuratov that made them that way and now makes clones to use them as soldiers, and has the power to control electricity and machines.
Major Elena finds four of them, that were more or less trying to hide. 
Khan, in Kazakistan, is like Goemon, and Ursus in Siberia is like a werebear :-p, and Ler can control rocks, and Xenia can become invisible when she touches water. They attack one of Kuratov’s labs, but he was waiting for them and as prepared something against each one of them.
Ler is ko, the other three captured, and nobody asks about him. Kuratov attacks Moscow and Elena frees the three ‘heroes’, simply with soldiers and guns, I guess only Kuratov is super, but not his clones.
Very originally Kuratov wants to dominate the world *rollingeyes* to prove that he’s a real genius..
Once free they are given special suits that strengthen their powers and new weapons, so now Ler has an electrified whip (? what does that have to do with his power over rocks? :-/ ) and the werebear has a  machine gun (??) but no costume or armor of any kind because sometimes he’s in full bear form, and let’s not talk about the costumes, they saved a lot on Xenia’s… and somehow it makes her invisible at will, not just with water, even if it leaves so much skin uncovered. 
They try to stop Kuratov, but he has a force field of some kind, and they battle against him but don’t seem to get anywhere… they fail their first attempt, and Elena hurries to them to tell them that they could join their energy and their powers into one big powerblast, a sort of group-kamehameha but that could be very dangerous for them.. it seems like she’s worried for them and is kind of against it, and yet she tells them that so obviously they are all ‘we have to risk it’, so they do it and they bring down lots of buildings and everything that Kuratov needed for his plan, and win.

They go home because ‘the world is not ready for them’, but Elena tells them that they have found other Guardians and that the Patriot program is not over… well, I won’t hold my breath until the next one.

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