lunedì 28 dicembre 2020

Elite - season 1

In other words: sex, drugs and school exams... Not bad, well done, intriguing, but sometimes it's a bit... too much. Like those telenovelas where everything happens to them. There is school drama, sex, theft, sex, blackmail, sex, murder... you get the idea. These rich kids who have everything seem to only have sex to spice up their lives, like they're already at the end :-/

This is one of those shows where lots of things happen to lots of characters, all of them intertwined. Sometimes even too much. There's lots of drama, that's for sure. I can't say who is my favourite character, and this is a first. I thought I'd like Nadia (she's called like me ^_^) but... not really. At the end I think I can say that my favourites would be Omar and Ander, if the first was not an (ex?) drug dealer and the other was a bit more... I don't know, just more. As it is, they are my favs only compared to the others in this show, but not in general.



 1 - Bienvenidos

It’s devided in two timelines. In one, there’s an officer questioning Samuel and Christian, found on the crime scene with blood on them, and also Nadia. It’s not clear yet what happened, but at the end we see that Marina is dead… figured, one girl acting decent :-/

The rest is basically a very long flashback that will tell us how they got to that present:

A school roof went down, so our protagonists have to change school. To make ‘amends’ without too much trouble, the constructor responsible gives out three scholarship that go to Samuel, Christian and Nadia. The new school is very posh and only rich people go there, so they’re immediately targeted.

Nadia is forced by the school to stop wearing her hijab in class; Guzman keeps mocking Samuel while his sister Marina seems to like him. Christian is not bothered by their snob behaviour, and keeps putting himself out there, but Lu’s friend Carla seems to find him nice.

Nano, Samuel’s brother, is out of jail and immediately rides his bike to the constructor’s house to write on the wall that he’s a thief, and Christian makes friends with Ander, the headmistress son, by taking him to a guy who sells him some kind of drug to smoke.

Nadia sees Guzman and Lu having sex in the showers in school, so now she could get them in  trouble.

Marina’s father is none other than the constructor who saw Samuel and his brother on the security cameras. He tells his daughter to invite them to her party because he wants to take pictures with them for his image. 

At the party, Ander throws up on Lu’s dress, Christian chats with girls, Samuel looks uncomfortable unless he’s with Marina, and Nadia keeps on her own. Lu suggests Guzman hits on Nadia, makes her fall for him so they’ll be able to take her down.

Christian has sex with Carla while her boyfriend Polo watches unseen (not cheating, though. Polo suggested it).

Marina is angry at her parents for never talking to her, for treating badly Samuel and his friends only because of Pablo (I think), because apparently she fell in love with a guy outside her social status and now she’s hiv positive.

When the guys leave, Nano comes to take them home, and Guzman shouts at them. Nano shouts back and hits him with a punch. Guzman yells that he’ll lose the scholarship so Nadia goes to him, to tell him that Samuel is a good guy but she’s not, and if he has Samuel expelled she’ll talk of what she saw in the showers.

Marina goes to Samuel’s house in the morning to tell him he can go to school because Guzman won’t say a word, and she talks with Nano since Samuel is still asleep.

Ander, I think, got a blind date through the internet with a guy, but when he gets there it turns out it was the guy who sold him the drug. As soon as they see each other, the guy runs away. (I think he’s Omar, Nadia’s brother. It’s always hard for me with first episodes like this introducing lots of characters, I forget names and faces, but I tried hard and I’m almost sure.)


2 - Deseo

The cop questions the others as well. Lu speaks of the new guys like another species that disrupted her world, that they should never have come to their school. When they question Polo after Carla, she tells him they suspect Guzman. Guzman speaks lovingly of her, and she tells him that Marina was pregnant.

They must do a social-media project in pairs. Christian wanted to ask Carla but since she’s with Polo he asks Ander instead. Nadia wanted to do it with Samuel but he goes straight to Marina, so she accepts when Guzman asks to pair together. 

Samuel got Nano a job as a chef where he works as a waiter. He likes spending time with Marina, and she talks of having proof that it was her father’s fault for using poor quality materials in his constructions. 

Ander buys another joint from Omar, and then they talk and kiss, but after a while Ander feels uncomfortable and goes away. Guzman saw them together. After talking to Christian he tells Ander’s father about the drugs, and his dad wants him to stop. Ander is angry at Guzman for it.

Nadia wants to keep her time with Guzman to a minimum, only working at school and not outside, but Guzman dares go to her family shop and talk to her father, who is not at all pleased.

Guzman then asks Christian about Omar after seeing her with Nadia, saying Ander told him about him, and Christian tells him about the drugs… (an idiot if you ask me). Guzman almost fights with Christian because of Carla, his friend’s boyfriend, so Polo has to tell him what they are doing, and Guzman is appalled, tells him to think about it because what if Carla falls for him? Polo tells her to stop, but she wants to keep going, and swifts his attention with sex. Later she has Christian come to her house, but when Polo arrives, instead of watching from the shadows he walks forward and tell everything to Christian. He seems upset mostly at how he treated her, letting his girlfriend have sex with someone else, and she’s very angry at Polo for it.

Lu tells their professor Martin to stop giving Nadia too much attention, because it’s not Nadia who pays his salary…

Nano watches Samuel’s videos of Marina, where she speaks of her father. He gives some men from the jail, those who protected him, a lot of money, 40.000 euros, and now they harass him and he’s worried because they scared his mother too. He wants to steal Marina’s father documents. Samuel offers to get them and asks Marina to keep studying at her house.

Nadia goes to Guzman’s house to study as well, and Lu sees them together, laughing. Her dad calls her and she says she’s with Samuel, so she goes in search of him and he’s forced to stop. Her dad though understands she wasn’t at his house and is upset that she lied, and thinks that school is changing her.

Nano is angry that Samuel doesn’t want to take the documents anymore because he says he likes Marina.

3 - Sabado noche

Christian cries, swearing that it wasn’t Nano. Nano says that they wanted to run away together because he was the father of her baby, but she was dead when he arrived to get her.


Since mom is out, Samuel plans a party and Omar and Nano help him set it up on his phone.

Guzman explains to Ander that he doesn’t hate drugs only because someone drugged Marina in the past, but also because his biological parents died years ago of overdose. 

Guzman goes to Nadia to ask the party address to check on his sister, and let’s be honest, he was kind of right, the girl is wild, drinking and stripping. She says she simply smoked with Pablo, he didn’t want to hurt her, and he got infected sleeping with rich girls, not poor ones.

((ok, but they are sixteen now, and they talk like they’ve been sleeping around for years. Is there anyone anymore in the world who values childhood?)

Samuel tells Nadia there a not-alcoholic drink, because he believed his brother but there is wine and she gets drunk.

Guzman fights with Ander because he saw him taking some stuff, and Ander gets angry at him, Christian and Omar too. 

Nano hits on Marina and they go to her house and have sex. He tries to take the documents but is stopped when Guzman arrives (but doesn’t see him).

The police stops the party. Nadia wants to go to Guzman’s pool with him. She swims and acts seductive, but Guzman realises she’s not herself, and calls her a taxi. 

Nadia’s sister was a drinker, wanted to play the good life, and ran away at 18 and they never knew anything about her. Marina says that they are 16 and that is the right age to lose themselves. (I beg to differ, 16 is the age to have friends and have fun in stupid little ways, like you won’t be allowed anymore once you grow up.

Ander wants more drugs and is out of his mind, asking random guys on the street, and Omar takes him away and tells him they should never see each other again.

Marina tells Samuel she’s hiv positive, and he tells Nano. He goes talk to her, and she says that she’s getting cured and she’s not contagious. 

Carla and Polo invite Christian to their new house and they talk all together, and offer a threesome, and they do it.

Jealous, Lu tells Nadia that Guzman only wanted to get her virginity to put her in her place, and she’s very upset. He wants her to forgive him.

4 - El amor es una droga

Pablo left the school two years ago after the thing with Marina. Prof Martin says Marina’s parents paid him, they didn’t want the police involved. Two years ago there was also a fight, between Pablo and other students, one of them was Ander. With Polo and Guzman, they beat Pablo up. Guzman beat him more than anyone, but Ander doesn’t say that, to protect him.


Lu is angry because now Nadia is first of the class, not her. Here she’s kind of right, because that school sucks more day after day: prof Martin says they use this method: there is a first and a last, the rest are all in between, because there can be only one on top, which is complete and utter bullshit because there isn’t only one job in the world! There’s only one top stair on a ladder, yes, but the world is full of ladders to climb! Unbelievable.

Lu, which is short for Lucrezia, is upset with the prof now, and after a bit of social media research she figured out that his wife wants to adopt, to have children, and Lu’s father could make it all easier for him, if he only made her the first of the class (which she is, according to her). So he changes the votes and makes Lu the first of the class.


The scary guys want Nano to shoot a man in the legs as a warning, since he still hasn’t paid then.

Carla buys Christian a new suit and wristwatch. 


Guzman let out that he sees Nadia without hijab at school, so now she has to tell her father the truth. He tells her again to not let them change her.


Guzman’s father hosts a charity party or something. Carla is there with both her boys, Lu arrives alone, Samuel comes to meet Marina but he’s not on the list because her parents didn’t want him, so she says he’s her boyfriend and pulls him in. Guzman (accidentally?) rips his suit, so he probably can’t give it back anymore, and he gets angry and goes out because she’s using him to rebel against her parents. They talk a little bit and then she kisses him…

Polo and Christian sort of bond over parents making them feel like nothing (both his parents and Polo’s mothers, and also Carla’s mother the marquees). The three of them leave the party together, and Carla lets her mom see her kissing both boys.


Ander makes a new profile to contact Omar again, and then tells him he wanted to see him and go all the way, so they hide at the party, but both Samuel and Guzman see then kissing. Samuel is upset Omar didn’t tell him, but when later he says “I know” Omar thinks he’s talking about the drug dealing, and they fight about it.


Nadia wears the hijab Guzman gave her and seems to have forgiven him. Now they talk about being friends, and she starts liking him. 


Guzman confronts Ander on his many lies, saying he doesn’t care that he likes boys, just doesn’t want him to keep lying, and Ander loses it, says it’s years he keeps lying. He’s a star tennis player, and he hates tennis, and start crying.

Nano tried to do what they told him, but when Omar introduces him to the guy he can’t do it. Fer is the one who gives Omar the drugs to sell, because he says he has a family to support, so Nano tells him to run away, but those man get him and shoot him instead, and injure Nano. Marina is at his home when he gets there, but doesn’t tell anything to Samuel.

5 - Todos mientes

Carla and Marina were best friends when they were little.


Carla continues her threesomes with both boys. Polo offers Christian a job as a model. When Carla learns about it, she jokes that he likes to see him naked or something.


Marina is with Samuel now, but also wants to help Nano, so she tells him how to rob Carla’s father’s watch collection, and he does. 


Prof Martin has Nadia read out loud a text on Samuel’s phone, and it’s about Marina’s HIV, and Guzman gets angry, nobody knew. Nadia reacts in a bad way, really, telling Guzman that they are so different, after what he did and then his father using drugs and his sister being positive, she acts all judgemental here like she’s all better because she never got herself in a bad situation… she forgot already when she got drunk I guess. She didn’t want to, but still she did. Upset, he tells her that her brother deals with drugs and like… let’s say boys.

Nadia confronts Omar on the drugs, and he says he’s going to quit (really? I hope so) and also regarding the other thing… and she’s all ‘you’ll have to separate yourself from our parents, after all they did for us’… well, and she was the one saying ‘you can talk to me’ just a second ago… she tells him he should wait a couple of years to follow that road, and he tells her he’s not made of ice like her… When Omar next meets Ander, Guzman and Polo are there and Guzman gives them his ‘blessing’ as long as he stops with the drugs, and Omar runs away scared, saying they’ll never ‘be together’ because of his family.


Marina tells Samuel she wants to do ‘it’, and he’s worried because he’s still a virgin, but their firs time doesn’t go exactly well as he hoped it would. He’s angry when Nano tells him about the watches. Right after, Marina calls Nano and they do it too - we can guess, we see them kissing, and she later avoids Samuel. She takes drugs and gets sick. 


Christian is upset when he can’t do the audition, Polo didn’t put his name in. He seems jealous of Carla and Christian again.

6 - Todo va a salir bien

The cop shows Nano a test Marina never sent: she couldn’t go with him. 


Marina’s father gets arrested, it must have something to do with the stolen watches. Carla and Polo think Christian stole them and he’s rightly angry at it. Carla tells Marina that there’s a usb in one of the watches, with important documents. He keeps it and gives the bad guys the other watches. Both brothers find out she’s pregnant, four weeks old, but she can’t tell Samuel about Nano. When Samuel suspects, Nano denies it.


Guzman’s family has no more money, they’re bankrupt. 


The headmistress catches Marina’s drugs, and Marina is forced to give away Omar’s name. Ander denies it was him, but it’s not enough. Ander is angry at her for involving Omar. Now Omar is in lots of trouble. His parents are out of their mind. They took Omar’s cellphone and Ander can’t see him anymore. 


Lu suspects Marina’s involvement in the theft, and Carla now considers it.


Nadia gives Marina the name of a clinic where she can get an abort. Nadia’s sister went there. Marina goes with Nano for support, but at the end they don’t do it. Nano says he wants to go away with her. 


Polo gets Christian another audition, this time going with him. Later on, he wants to stay alone with him, and they get a bit intimate, on the promise that Polo’s mother decides who gets the front page. Next day though, Polo denies it being so simple, and calls Christian a whore. Christian tells it all to Carla. She’s very upset, because Polo lied to her.


Marina tells Nadia about the scholarship already being decided. Martin cancels the adoption. During a test, Martin is worried about Marina and Samuel thinks he’s the father and Martin gets fired. Lu gets suspended for two months.

7 - Todo estalla


Samuel helps Nano blackmail Carla’s father for the watch, but he won’t give in. Carla warns Marina about it, in a threatening sort of way, but Nano insists.


Nadia and Lu talk, and Lu says that they were the same, wanting to be on top, but they were both outsmarted by Marina who after them is the best of the class. Guzman tries to find the money to bail his father out of prison, but with no luck. When Lu confronts him because he doesn’t answers her calls and tests, he tells her that he’s in love with Nadia.


Omar’s father wants to set him up to marry the daughter of some friends. He asks Nadia’s help and she finally gives him Ander’s letter, and also her phone to go meet him now, and she’ll cover up for him. So he goes to him, they have some time together and Ander says he loves him, but mom comes home early and sees them kiss while Omar is leaving. Both parents tell him that they’re ok with it, but still press him with the tennis, then mom understands he’s the same one who used to sell drugs. Nadia helps breaking up the arrangement. 

Ander asks his mom to help Omar with his father, then Guzman asks her to help Nadia with his father who wants to keep her out of the school the next year. She talks to the man but he takes it badly and storms into the classroom right before an exam to drag her away. She yells at him letting escape that Omar is gay… Lu wanted to take the test but the headmistress kicks her out and Marina laughs. Omar has no chance but to deny it, so his dad presses again for a wife. 


Somehow Guzman bails his father out and when he’s home, he knows from Carla and her father about Marina and confronts his daughter, who starts yelling at her whole family that she’ll make a new life with her child and Nano, the father. Guzman calls Polo and Ander and goes to beat him up. There are other guys there, and the fight turns bad, and three have to run away. Polo actually fought more with Christian than Nano. Guzman finds refuge in Nadia’s shop, while Ander tries to hide but is found and beaten, and Omar finds him and tells him he loves him.

8 - Assilah

Samuel is attacked in his own home while Nano was out planning his escape with Marina. Nano tells Samuel about it. They were looking for the watch, but Marina has it. Samuel talks to Guzman, but he knows it’s her fault and is fed up. Marina half tells Carla that she has the watch.


Nadia wants to go to the school party and Omar insists to let her go, so their dad wants to go all together. At the party, Marina dance alone, Christian and Ander put alcohol in the punch. When Nadia’s family arrive, Guzman promises her father that he’ll stay away from her if he lets Nadia stay in school. Omar meets Ander. Carla asks Christian to open Polo’s locker, giving him Marina’s locker number instead. He understands though, and doesn’t do it. She’s not angry though.


Marina wins the scholarship. She apologises to everyone she hurt and goes away, takes the watch and the trophy and waits by the pool. Samuel begs her not to run away with Nano, she barely knows him. They kiss but she refuses. He goes away. Polo goes to take the watch for Carla, and they have a bad fight, and Polo hits her on the head and leaves her there. He meets Carla and Christian afterwards and gives her the watch, and Carla hurries to help him wash.

Nano arrives that she’s still alive, but not for long. Samuel sees Nano running away and finds her dead. 


Carla says they always protect each other in her world, like Polo did for her, and it wouldn’t have been necessary if he had opened that locker. 

And now we are to the present.

Polo repeats to the police the story Carla gave him. 

AT the funeral, Ander tells his dad he doesn’t want to play tennis ever again. Guzman hugs Polo like a brother. He’s breaking, but Carla wants to help him because he helped her.

Omar and Ander meet during the ten minutes his dad goes to the bank. Nadia wants to go back to the school without conditions, being herself hoping they’ll still love her.


The cop arrest Nano. Lu stops Guzman from attacking Samuel with a bottle. Then she stops Guzman from killing himself. 


venerdì 25 dicembre 2020

Murder on the Orient-Express - 2017

 Disappointed. I've liked some little things, but all in all I'm totally, completely disappointed. I guessed it would be like that, because: 1.nobody resists changing the Poirot character or the plot somehow; 2.because it’s a very difficult story to put into film because of it’s many characters and almost complete absence of action.

It’s an amazing story, but very difficult to film. Kenneth Branagh couldn’t do better than others.


To tell you the whole truth, I don’t think I would like this movie even if I didn’t know the original story and had no comparisons to make. The investigation was just bad. It would raise the tone with one character and then abruptly change to another scene when two people talk very quietly. 


I liked how most actors played their characters, if you were to show specific short scenes without the rest, it would look really cool. Putting all together just didn’t work for me.


In details:

They made the Orient-express owner or whatever is a young man enjoying a life with prostitutes.

Let’s just forget about that. Was it supposed to me a realistic touch, a humorous bit? I don’t know.

The introduction to the characters is rushed and without effect. 

The scene with Pfeiffer talking to Depp on the train is very plain and without reason.

Poirot has moustaches so big you barely see his face, and some grey stuff on his chin too. Why? I’ll never know.

Poirot is proud of his moustaches, so in a scene we see that he sleeps with a whatever-its-called thing to protect them. Ok, but then why in all the other night scenes he doesn’t have it? 

Poirot walks ON the train looking for clues I guess, and even runs after McQueen when for some reason he runs away (to destroy some papers, yeah yeah). In what world would Poirot do that? He even fights a man with his cane, when Dr Arbuthnot points a gun at him (was that a serious threat? Because that would be murder, and they were on a trip to rightful revenge…)

Poirot keeps a picture of a woman and he watches it before going asleep as if he has some lost love he sighs thinking about. What?

Sometimes they shoot scenes from above their heads. An artistic touch? Or an annoying useless one? I know my answer. Never do that again.

Poirot breaks a door lock to enter Ratchett cabin and find him dead. I mean, seriously? 

The real Poirot should indeed have the highest opinion of himself, but should also be polite, elegant and romantic. This one is smug and unpleasant. And the sighing-to-the-girl-picture comes out as forced in, unrelated, out-of-character.

Count Andreyi appears to be a thug. Countess Andreyi barely appears at all, she’s completely superflous.

Everything is grey. I understand that outside the train it’s all snow, ok, but inside? Okay, technically there’s wood-brown, coat-beige, jackets-black, shirts-white… still, everything gives a sense of grey. You think of this movie, you think grey.

Unless I missed something, they completely overlook the significance of the number of people on the train and why they did it all together. It wasn’t just so nobody could be found out as the killer, they had other plans for that. It was because they were a jury! Twelve different people (although all involved with the little girl’s murder) judging the man, finding him guilty and sentencing him to death. 

Throughout the investigation, you don’t get the important bits, like that they all alibis each other.

To read some documents, for some reason Poirot and the train-owner-kid or whatever he is, absolutely need to lay themselves on the desk and put their paces on the papers. I guess it’s supposed to be for suspence, but it only looks ridiculous.

At the end, the big scene sees them all outside freezing cold. For some reason they put a long long table so they’d all sit as if it was their last-supper scene, and Poirot advances with a gun in hand!

Actors:

I don’t think Depp’s face was right for the role, but he tries and does a good job with the scenes at his disposal.

I love Olivia Colman and Judy Dench, but they had what, one relevant scene?

I love Pfeiffer since I was a little girl, but her character is rather nonsense here.

Pfeiffer is given plain scenes throughout and only a major one at the end where she does a great job. It’s the only scene of effect. It was not in the book but it’s good nonetheless. He gives her a gun, to choose if she wants to shoot him and keep their secret, but she takes it and tries to shoot herself, offering herself as escape-goat for all the others. Obviously it shoots blanks.




Poirot-Kenneth Branagh

Ratchett-Johnny Depp

Mrs Hubbard-Michelle Pfeiffer

Pilar-Penelope Cruz

Mary debenham-Daisy Ridley

Dr Arbuthnot-Leslie Odom Jr

McQueen-Josh Gad

Masterman-Derek Jacobi

Count Andrenyi-Sergei Polunin

Countess Andrenyi-Lucy Boynton

Princess Dragomiroff-Judi Dench

Hildegarde Schmidt-Olivia Colman

Mr Hardman-Willem Defoe


Dragonfly - 2002

 Not bad, the film ends with the only happy ending possible, although it’s still stretched. I wouldn’t want to see it again, though. It sort of became a religious movie at some point, the only question was, ‘do you believe in life after death?’, and ‘it’s a matter of faith’. 

I didn’t want it to be about religion. Everyone should have their own belief without trying to say that it’s the only one, or the right one. What one believes is what one believes, and that’s it.

Live and let live. Have faith or not, that’s your choice. If your atheist, that’s your own faith, don’t press it on others like you don’t want others to press theirs on you.


Thing is, they wanted to fool you. Some people liked this movie for the unexpected ending, so maybe they were right in doing so, but it didn’t work for me.

This movie was not about religion, life after death or all that, it was about the love of a mother!

But they did their best to make you forget that. We see at the beginning that she was very much pregnant, and yet not once they talked about the child. Throughout the movie it was always ‘he lost his wife’. Never a word about the fact that he also lost a child.

Why? So you’d forget, and at the end you’d be like “Ooooooh!”


In details:

Joe and Emily are the perfect couple, married, madly in love, best friends, soulmates, and both doctors. She’s pregnant but she left home anyway to join a mission in Venezuela, to help a small village hidden in the forest.

He didn’t want her to go, but she spoke of their ideals, and said she would go, with or without him. Clearly without him, of course. He stayed in America to be a doctor there.

She must have been away some months though, because the belly was barely visible when she left but when the accident occurred it was definitely visible, a big one.


We learn right at the beginning that something happened, and all foreigners were put on a bus and sent away, but there was an accident on the road and the bus went down onto the river and they all died.

We see Joe completed destroyed by it. He works to keep mind off things, but refuses to treat a girl who attempted suicide because he only wanted to help those that wanted to live.

Later on he gets scolded for that and goes to see how she’s doing, only so that we can hear him speaking of how there’s nothing after death and she’s stupid to want to die. 

I hated this.

The poor girl probably had problems of her own, she wasn’t trying to reach some kind of heaven but to stop the sufferings of this life. The fact that until a little while ago he had a perfect life doesn’t make it the same for everyone. People are different, have different problems, different strength/weakness, and all that.

We never know what will happen to this girl after this talk.


A pregnant woman arrived dead at the ER so he delivered the six-months baby who lived.

Joe struggles to go on without his wife.

After something like three months he decides to fulfill the promise he made to her and start taking care of children in the oncology ward.

(Now, judging by her belly she had been away for months, and yet now they say that she was taking care of the children shortly before she died…)

Anyway, Joe hears voices calling his name, then he starts speaking with these children who have near-death experiences, poor little ones, and it’s hard to watch because although it can be understandable given what he’s going through, still Joe never really seems to care deeply inside for them, he cares for what they tell him, and he starts believing that Emily is trying to send him a message, that she wants him to go somewhere.


It goes on for a long while, even showing a corpse at the hospital moving and speaking to him in her voice. 

Everyone thinks he’s crazy, of course, so he’s forced to take a vacation.

His neighbour takes care of his house and Emily’s very old parrot, and he starts planning to go rafting with his friends, when he finally notices a symbol on the maps.

It’s the same things the children kept drawing over and over, and he learns now that it means waterfall.

There was a picture of Emily in a village near a waterfall, so he decides he needs to go there.

He thinks she might be alive. He travels there and a local pilot takes him where he needs to go. 

He listens to no reason, he jumps in the water finding the empty bus stuck in the river, and he almost drowns if not for the pilot saving his life (because apparently if he comes back without the American he will lose his license).

Joe still doesn’t listens to anybody and runs forward, despite the fact that it’s not permitted to reach the village. He goes there and shows a picture of his wife. Now all men lower their spikes and recognise the doctor that stayed with them.

They say that the river brought her body to them, but she died.

Still, they could save her baby. There’s a long scene where all the men and women slowly part ways as he approaches until he finally sees his little daughter, very much alive.

He brings her home, of course, but we don’t see how it goes, after he finds her the movie ends and we are only shown images of him playing with a little girl of maybe four years old. 


A very, very beautiful child. The scene of them playing together is the best thing of the whole movie.


Joe-Kevin Costner

Emily-Susanna Thompson

Dickinson-Ron Rifkin

Joe’s neighbour-Kathy Bates

Girl that attempted suicide-Lisa Weil

ITA il segno della libellula


And baby will fall - 2011

 Terrible. I didn’t like it at all. 

It’s a mystery-thriller, but half of it goes so slow it’s very boring, and the second part is mostly annoying and very unsatisfying.

It starts with pregnant Ivy being very emotional and having nightmares because she already had two stillborn child. Her husband David appears to be very much in love and caring.

They live in a big house full of stairs and only now they are considering moving to another, safer place. Only now.

They try to sell their old stuff in their garden, and there they meet Melinda, a girl they knew in high-school.

Melinda also seems to be pregnant, but immediately she sends off crazy-vibes.

She asks David to show her the house, and by the way she looks at him we know something’s going on there. He looks very uncomfortable but can’t really say no.

When the police start searching the place, finding Melinda’s bloody clothes inside their stuff, and their kitchen knife all bloody thrown away outside his workplace, the police suspects him.

Apparently Melinda’s sister reported her missing. Nobody said anything at the mention of said sister. They really knew well in high-school…

Half the movie in, the police tell Ivy all the evidence agains David, which includes a message David left on Melinda’s answering machine. Nothing too compromising, but Ivy didn’t know about it, she thought they never spoke, and is shocked now, and starts thinking that David actually killed Melinda. 

Just like that. She meets him in jail and acts all bitchy to him, shouting at him all the evidence. 

Only when she goes back home and finds out that her neighbour has been hit on the head she starts wondering is someone else did it.

Why on earth was the poor old woman attacked, nobody ever tells us.

Ivy asks her friend Jodie for help, and together they go to Melinda’s house (which was not sealed with police tape or anything).

The apartment looks like nobody lived in it, so they decide to go to Melinda’s mother’s house.

Melinda said that her mother moved to Florida, and they plan on asking whoever lives there now to tell them where she is now (why should they know, I wonder).

Anyway, there’s an awful smell. They look around and find Melinda’s high school diary. It’s obvious she was very much obsessed with David, and in the diary she speaks of what happened at the bowling alley, without saying exactly what. Ivy starts suspecting their lawyer Theo, who is now running for office, saying that if Melinda had something against him Theo maybe disposed of her…

And finally they find a corpse in the bathtub, but can’t look who it is because Ivy starts having contractions and Jodie takes her to the hospital. 

A nurse gives her something when nobody’s around, and we’re very suspicious about that, but Ivy isn’t. Contractions stop. When Theo comes to see her she acts rude and accusing, then goes home to find her neighbour little dog dead in the baby’s cradle (or however the little baby bed is called).

Melinda appears out of nowhere saying that she wants her baby (meaning that Melinda calls the baby inside Ivy ‘my baby’ ).

The cop found the diary too, and now talks to David and Theo, and we finally learn what happened back then. Melinda was left alone working at the bowling alley. David went there to play with all his friends. The others were like bullies who covered the girl in beer, while David looked sorry for her (not actually doing anything though).

Melinda wrote that David was so nice and they went in the back and had sex and she became pregnant, but David knows it never happened, and it turns out it was Theo, and that he raped her. 

The delusional girl kept saying it was David. Now she says that David refused to marry, that her own mother had her abort the baby, although it seems like she was never pregnant, she says that later in the cop’s car.

Anyway, pregnant Ivy fights Melinda off and manages to injects her with everything Melinda had with her to accelerate the birth delivery.

She calls an ambulance and goes to the hospital, then her friend Jodie calls the cops to tell them about Melinda (why wait so much???)

We hear the whole story that Melinda tells the cops: she never had a sister, it was her all along.

Ivy has a healthy baby boy that they call David Jr and the couple is together again and happy. 

Nobody knows what happens to Theo.


Ivy - Anastasia Griffith

David - Brendan Fehr

Melinda - Clea Duvall

ITA Il figlio dell’inganno


Enter the warrior gates - 2016

 I don’t think I would have liked this even if I was still a teenager, it was just too… stupidly annoying. Imagine The Forbidden Kingdom meets Karate Kid , then imagine ruining them both. Completely.


Some things weren’t too bad, like the start (when it was still a fantasy videogame) or the villain (Dave Bautista was honestly the nicest bit of the movie).

The story is very simple: a modern kid lives alone with his mother and has money problem, and also bullies are after him. He works for a Chinese man who gives him a family heirloom. He is transported to ancient China and fights to save the pretty princess and go back home, where he will save the day buying the house for his mom and stand up to his bullies, and of course he also gets the girl at the end.


In details:

A man giving a precious family heirloom to a kid who works for him, who wouldn’t do that, still, we could accept this. Jack takes it home in his room. At night he wakes up to a sword to his throat. A man dressed like Ancient China asks for the black knight and Jack explains that it’s him, but only in the videogame he plays. The warriors says that he has no choice (NO CHOICE) and leaves him to guard the princess life. I mean, really??? He leaves the life of the princess in the hands of a teenager who can only play videogames and run away from bullies. AND doesn’t seem too bright to me, because if you can’t stand up to bullies and you know you will run away, then I suggest you avoid them altogether, why does he keep pissing them off and then run for his life? We saw him arriving with his bike and seeing this Travis with his friends, yet he didn’t change zone, he had to go in there, promptly making Travis fall and then escaping… sigh.

Anyway.

He’s left alone with this princess who asks for food then sleeps on his bed and in the morning goes in the back to excercise, while we should laugh at his attempts to shield her from his mom’s eyes. He doesn’t let Her Highness Su Lin out of the house dressed like that, so what other choice does he have other than buy her new stuff?  

:-/  Didn’t they have money trouble? He could get her a pair of jeans and a t-shirt, instead he lets her choose…. and she comes out with she shortest shorts you can imagine, a shirt draped around her hips, sunglasses… straight out of a teen fashion magazine :-/

Since it’s against the law to touch her, he runs around trying to prevent anyone from touching her (it’s understandable that people might try it, people touch each other shaking hands and stuff like that all the time, but why did she seem like she was encouraging it? Step away!

Of course that’s the friend with his vulgar jokes, but that’s just teenagers stuff, nothing big.

When warriors attack at his house, the princess seems quiet capable to defend herself, but there’s more of them and Jack isn’t really helpful, so they succeed in taking her away, passing thru the gate. The first time this happened Jack could see nothing inside it, now he looks and there’s a very useful ladder that he can use to follow them! 

But when he gets there there’s only the warrior Zhao with a wizard, who saves them for the moment, since outside that door there’s lots and lots of enemy, but then disappears (it seems like he’s the only wizard in this story, so why doesn’t he do more? Why rely on a kid if you have such a powerful wizard? I mean, he stopped time so that dozens of warriors were like frozen still !!!  )

Jack and Zhao begin their journey together, and it’s more annoying than anything. Jack, like the little kid that he is, keeps saying things like that he should take time to himself and have fun (which is what people without responsibilities find so easy to say) and judges him because he can’t breakdance (I have no words). Zhao teaches him one thing, since Jack insists he needs to learn, and that is to keep his arms in a circle, the basis for all martial arts, and that’s it. They never train, not even for a day, and yet later on Jack will do just as much as everyone else, against countless enemies… sigh.  Ok, I understand that we only see bits of their journey so they might have found the time to train a little bit, but come on, not much since they had to rescue the princess, and sleep and eat, not really all that much free time there !

Meanwhile the princess is held hostage but still treated like a princess, this is a kid movie, nobody touches her which is good. The bad guy wants to marry her to become the next emperor. 

Jack and Zhao find her and save her - Jack is the first she sees and she’s all honey and in love already *rolling eyes. Really ??? Come on, stop with this thing that every girl must fall for the first guy who saves her ! 

Anyway, chaos ensues and they all fight. Jack is like a warrior now, and for some reason the wizard just uses a bit of powder here and there doing just a little bit, why doesn’t he freeze them like he did the others? So that they could escape easily?

Anyway, Jack and Su Lin escape but when he wakes up she’s chained and the villain is there already (how quick !!! :-/ ) and it’s the same scene from his videogame, and he fights the leader of the bad guys, that big man with years of experience, and he wins and kills him, and the kid is not affected at all by the fact that he killed a man and simply frees her. 

Finally free, Su Lin is crowned the new empress, and she thanks Jack by kissing him, leaving very clear evidence of her lipstick on him without saying anything, so he goes out and the guards want to kill him for touching her. *rollingeyes

The wizard has another gate for him so he can go back home, and he keeps thinking about the story and spends the night on his computer writing a videogame of his adventure… but wait, the one scene he played at the beginning, was from a game he bought or one he created? Anyway, in one night he creates a videogame and in the morning he’s all fresh and energetic and he goes to sell it, and he goes back home with a 25.000$ check, just like that. Wow, what big company wouldn’t let a kid in and give him a check in no time, without even an appointment or anything?

Now they can pay for their house and all is well. 

We see Jack buying an icecream and meeting a very modern-looking Su Lin who says that she made a law to let anyone have a vacation, even the empress… sure, ok, that’s why kids should not be let in charge of anything I guess. According to this movie, that is.

It ends with the warriors breakdancing, which is a very sad view.

Awful. Boring. Stupid. 

ITA the warriors gate