テンダンス - 10Dance - 2025

 I sort of liked it, but also no. All about the dance was entertaining and sensual and elegant, but the feelings were not there, I had to guess but did not feel whatever it was that I should be feeling, especially towards the end, I mean I got it, yes, but thinking about it after the end… while watching it I had no clue why he said he couldn’t be with him, or if they’d been together at all other than that one kiss, or what had happened to him that he felt that way… and the ending felt more like a public coming out that had no real reason to be there, that the admission of feelings that it was, the letting himself feel, the letting go, being more loose and open.

The conclusion is that I would not watch it again, but I’m left with how sexy Machida is :lol:

The ending is very very important in a film, and this one was disappointing. What does this ending even mean???

It’s a great movie if you care more about the dance, though.

I say here that I know nothing about the manga Google says it’s taken from, so no comparisons at all. 

This movie is done well enough meaning it has good light, cool costumes, good acting, good pacing, but then all of a sudden: boom, a half finale that is neither here nor there, it felt like someone suddently looked at the clock and yelled ‘it’s late, we’ve got to close up’ and so they did, in such a hurry it feels like they skipped stuff in between to let us know what the hell is going on.

Sugiki and Fusako are ballroom dancers while Suzuki and Aki go for latino dances. Both couples are National Champions in Japan, but Sugiki is very annoyed that he’s never won globally; his technique is very good, sure, but even his British mentor tells him how love is important. He is so cold, manipulative, commading, inflexible and relentless in his practicing and striving to be the best, but he never lets himself go and love. His girlfriend left him because she wanted to win and she knew she wouldn’t with him and she was right, she’s won a lot with her new partner.

Now he wants to compete in the 10dance competition: 5 ballroom and 5 latino dances, so he asks Suzuki to help each other. 

The two couples start meeting to teach each other their own styles. Sugiki can really get under Suzuki’s skin, Suzuki  can’t stop thinking about him now. They get close and Sugiki speaks a bit about himself, about how he’s treated Fusako badly on some occasions because he wants to win, about how he’s not the waltz gentleman, more of a grim reapeer, and Suzuki only says ‘lame’, which is probably far far nicer than what Sugiki thinks of himself.

Something comes over him, he wants, so he runs after Suzuki and they kiss and it’s a good scene, mixed with passion and dancing.

They all go to Blackpool for the world competition: Sugiki is second once again, and then for whatever reason he does a dance with Liana… and they smile and they look so fond, to me it felt like ‘even if we move on there will always be a place for you in my heart for what we shared’, maybe I’m imagining things but that’s what those smiles told me, and it was lovely.

But then Sugiki leaves Suzuki… if they were even together, in the movie it feels like it’s been a day since they kissed… because he says he can’t be with him because it will destroy him, which I guess now it means that Suzuki breaks into that cold armor and makes him feel things he’s scared of, and then he says they’ll never really become one and this I don’t know if it’s because they can’t dance together or what… I don’t know.

Suzuki feels heartbroken but Aki finds him, tells him they can do so much more, that he can go as far as he wants.. and he hugs her like the beloved friend that she is, and they keep at it. Six months later they go to the Asian cup. Sugiki is there as guest, but when he should come with Fusako for the demonstration, he comes out alone and goes to ask Suzuki to dance with him. And they do dance together, the five ballroom dances with Sugiki leading and then the latino dances wheere he dances the woman steps, and they laugh and smile… (quite a long demonstration that was)

Then they dance together the Viennese waltz with all the other couples, and here I so loved to see that Aki is dancing with Fusako! They were watching them with a smile before but now they don’t stay out, they dance together. 

While the others keep dancing, they stop, look at each other, they kiss… and then Sugiki says they’ll see each other at the 10dance competition and they walk away in different directions… does this mean that they’ll ‘only’ see each other at the competition or will they start seeing each other outside the competitions as well? Are they a couple or not?

I mean, I get it that he’smore loose now, is more accepting of ‘feelings’, but where do they stand exactly?

What does it mean that last sentence? I’m not too fond of this ending, I feel suspended in limbo. 

Suzuki is Ryoma Takeuchi

Sugiki is Keita Machida - so handsome

The craft - 1996

Not too bad, for a teen movie. For girls.

plot.

Sarah moves to a new place with her dad and stepmom Jenny. She meets cute Chris who likes to play with girls, and they go out once, but the next day he lies telling everyone they had sex. 

Three girls approach her, Chris called them witches.

Bonnie saw her in class balancing a pencil on its very pointy point, making a hole in her desk, so they think she might be good to join their group, they need a fourth, like the four element, to invoke the powers of Manon, not a God but the ultimate power. 

They’re all troubled girls: Rochele is treated badly by a popular girl because she’s black, Bonnie’s back is covered in burn scars, and Nancy never had a dad, her mom now has a man as unpleasant as sometimes violent. 

Sarah is scared by her powers, and has always been, and also marked by the death of her mother, giving birth to her. She tried to kill herself once, she has scars on her wrists.

Now she feels like she might have found her place, a sisterhood. They invoke Manon and get powers, and it works; Sarah asked that people like her, most of all Chris, and he does, but it’s a spell, not real, he doesn’t understand it but it consumes him until he almost forces himself on her but she managed to run away.

Rochelle’s tormentor keeps losing her blonde hair; Bonnie’s skin is immaculate and her attitude changes completely, no more reserved and sweet.

Nancy’s mom’s man dies of a heart attack after she yells at him to not touch her mom, and they get his insurance money. Then when Sarah tells them what happened with Chris, Nancy goes to him but not exactly for the reason everyone thought, maybe. She comes onto him but he rejects her becaused his spelled mind can only think of Sarah, plus they already had a story once and he’s not interested in that again. So, she morphs into Sarah and they kiss, and when Sarah sees them Nancy goes crazy, saying he treats girls badly and it’s not enough to say sorry, so she makes him fly out the window and fall to his death.

The three girls are all high on power, and Sarah wants out but they won’t let her. 

When they lie and make her believe that her dad and Jenny died, and show up at her house threatening her life, she realizes she has no choice but to invoke Manon’s power by herself. Both the girls and the woman at the magic shop always told her she’s the real thing, a natural at magic, so she does it and she gets it, and she stops them.

Nancy goes totally crazy. Sarah binds her from harming others or herself, so she’s now locked up as insane. Bonnie and Rochelle lose their powers, but Sarah doesn’t. Not that it matters much, though, since she move again to another city and they stay here.

The end.

Sarah is the stereotype of ‘running like a girl’, with both arms wide open, for whatever reason.

Sarah is Robin Tunney  (yes, Lisbon from the Mentalist when she was a teen)

Nancy is Fairuza Balk

Bonnie is Neve Campbell

Rochelle is Rachel True

Chris is Skeet Ulrich

ITA giovani streghe

Back to the future part 3 - 1990

Love love love :-) I’ve always loved this one and I find I still love it now.

It starts right after the second movie, so just after Doc from 1955 sent Marty back to the future, which was how it went the first movie. But now, Marty reappears on foot behind him and explains what happened. Doc struggles to believe him but Marty has the letter that Doc sent him from 1885, at the end of part 2. After going back in time, Doc hid the Delorean so now they find it and plan to use it to send Marty, once again, back to 1985. One problem: Copernico, lovely dog that he is, finds Doc’s grave: apparently he was shot and killed in 1885, just a week after he wrote the letter, over a matter of 80$ by Buford Tannen.

So of course now Marty has to do something about that.

Marty wants to go there - well, then - and bring him back alive. Doc repairs the car and gives him what he thinks are right clothes for the 19th century… only the boots don’t fit. 

He sets the car to September 2, 1885. He arrives in the middle of a chase: the cavalry chasing Indians.

He hides the car in a cave - like Doc told him to - and lets them pass. He takes the pictures he brought and the boots, then he sees that there’s a bear in the cave and starts running, throwing away the boots to better run, then he falls and hits his head. He wakes up at the ‘McFly farm’, to Maggie McFly, to he calls himself since he can’t give his real name. Maggie’s husband is Seamus. Her little baby is William, the first McFly born in America.

Seamus asks: “exactly how is it that you came to be way out here without a horse, or boots, or a hat?” - “well, my ca… horse broke down, and… and a bear ate my boots, and I guess I just forgot my hat” - Maggie: “how could you forget a thing like your hat?”

Seamus wants to help him, but it’s still a long walk to Hill Valley. It’s easy to find Doc, but he finds Buford first. He calls him Mad Dog an makes him angry. Marty runs, they catch him with a lasso and are about to hang him when Doc saves him.

They want to leave and go back to 1985 of course. Doc should meet the new schoolteacher, but when he hears her name - Clayton, Clara, as in the ‘beloved Clara’ written on his grave - he chooses not to go. But then Marty tells him that he “tore a hole in the gas tank”, thinking it’s no big problem, but it is, the engine still needs gasoline, so they try pulling the car with horses but only reach 24 mph. They try the strongest whiskey, then finally they think of the train.

I’ve always loved the “you’re not thinking fourth-dimensionally!” - “right, I have a real problem with that”.

While they’re planning it, a woman cries for help so ‘Doc to the rescue’, he saves her life and meets Clara, and it’s love at fist sight for them both.

She also likes science, and he is “a student of all sciences”.

Now there will be no “Clayton Ravine” since she didn’t fall into it.

They attend the festival and Doc dances with Clara - because ‘Doc can dance’ - and Marty shows off his shooting skills that he learned at Disneyland.

Buford comes to bother Doc and Clara during their valzer ‘Clementine’, and he’s about to shoot Doc when Marty sees and throws a pie-plate/frisbies. 

Now Buford challenges Marty, and as usual when people say that he’s a coward they can get him to do anything… so they arrange it for Monday morning…

Good Seamus and Maggie tell him of his brother, poor Martin, who got killed because he got himself in trouble because he didn’t want people to think he was a coward.

Doc and Clara talk and look at the stars… *sigh* … and he quotes Verne and she also knows From the Earth to the moon by Jules Verne.

Doc comes home in the morning all happy, but the discussion is inevitable. Doc tells Marty that he wants to stay because he’s in love with Clara, but Marty convinces him that the right thing to do, the rational one, is to go back to his own time… so Emmett goes to say goodbye, but she obviousy thinks he just played her ad doesn’t want to see her anymore. I mean, the truth is rather bizarre…

He stays awake all night, and when Marty comes to get him, Doc drinks his whiskey… just the one and he’s out. While they revive him, Buford arrives. Marty refuses to duel, but while he’s going out the back with Doc, they’re caught. Doc is now in their hands, so Marty comes out. He gets shot but doesn’t di because he saw “fistful of dollars” in BBTTF part 2 - Biff was watching it - and he copied Eastwood’s character’s tactics.

Marty now knocks him out and rides away with Doc. The catch the train, stop it, and prepare to use it.

Clara is looking for him, after hearing a man say how heartbroken Doc was, and then she sees his model with time machine written on it, so she goes too.

She’s really tough, this Clara, absolutely adorable and magnificent ^_^

At the end the locomotive is about to explode so Marty gives Doc his hoverboard - from BTTF part 2 - and he uses it to take Clara in his arms and fly away. 

Marty gets back to 1985 alone.

His family is ok, and so is Jennifer. While they’re driving, Needles challenges Marty to a race, Jennifer doesn’t want him to, but this time Marty has learned his lesson and doesn’t do it. Good thing too because he would have crashed into a Rolls Royce ruining his future.

Then Doc appears on a flying train ,with a steam engine. He’s already been to the future, and has two kids with Clara. Poor little kid, his older brother got named  Jules and he got stuck with Verne… :-‘(

 He explains to Jennifer why her fax’s words disappeared - again, that she took in BTTF 2 - because their future is not written yet, so they better create a good one for themselves.

Marty is Michael J. Fox

Emmett Brown is Christopher Lloyd  (Doc)

Clara Clayton is Mary Steenburgen

Lorraine/Maggie is Lea Thompson

Jennifer is Elisabeth Shue

P.s. I’ve read complaints on the internet, like: why didn’t Doc remember that he’d be killed in 1885 and simply avoid getting killed? Doc from 1955 knew and yet when Marty sees Doc in 1885 he doesn’t know about it, or even about the clothes Doc from 1955 gave him.

Well, we can’t really say that at the end of BTTF 1 he ‘remembered’ anything… as far as we know he put the letter away and only read it in 1985, it does fit with the character, you know, telling himself he shouldn’t read it but then doing it when the time had come because it was important. Of course the right time would be when he would start hearing about the clock being repaired, as in the flyer that Marty showed 1955-Doc, which would mean he remembered…

So, my best guess is this:

The quantum mechanics, the time physics, it’s all a big ball of wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey stuff that I don’t fully understand, and neither do you.

A different matter is the car.

There is now, in 1885, Marty’s car in the cave and Doc’s car in the mine, but Doc’s car must stay there because Marty will use it to get from 1955 to 1885, and Marty’s car comes back with him so after 1955 there will be no hidden car in both places.

But, the real question is: could they put Doc’s car’s gas tank into Marty’s car? Because 1955-Doc could have repaired it, right? On this one, I only reply that they probably didn’t think about it ^_^ since they didn’t discuss the matter at all. Because there are reasons why they wouldn’t do it: maybe Doc’s car tank was out of gasoline too, so even if they exchanged the broken tank with a good one they would have nothing to fill it with, or maybe it’s simply that you don’t take the tank out of the car while it’s full… the fact is, they didn’t even discuss it for a second, so they didn’t even think about it.

Still, it doesn’t bother me all that much, I still love this movie with all my heart.

BUT, remember that the letter in part 1 did not change the future because nobody had seen Doc dead, only shot, but 1955-Doc learned about him going to 1885 and being killed only after it happened, and it was written down, it could not be prevented any other way without creating a paradox. After all, knowing that someone will shoot you in the back can save you how? Never stepping foot outside your house ever again? Or never going to 1885 at all? Then Marty would not gave gone to 1955-Doc and he wouldn’t have known in the first place… wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey… and they could not use Doc’s car because Marty found it like that and it could not be changed… wibbly…..

ITA Ritorno al futuro parte III

Life or something like it - 2002

Yeuch. The only decent things were the two scenes with prophet Jack. The rest was absolutely terrible. 

First the plot and then the acting. 

Let’s see the plot.

A woman is selfish and cold and without feelings because she wants a career and when she’s offered the chance of her life, the job of her dreams, she wants it… and yet for decades we’ve seen movies with families forced to move because the husband/father got a better job somewhere else, and there was nothing wrong with that, with the children having to leave friends and change school, with the wife having to leave her job and her old life to follow him, that was ok, but since this character here is a woman, how dare she think of a job elsewhere when her man is here! How very dare she!

Then there’s the acting.

Jolie gave the worst performance of her life, probably, it was almost unbearable to watch, she spent the whole time making pouty lips or batting her eyelashes never even trying to give this character a soul. Not like she had a lot to go on with, to be honest, everything was terrible.

She had blonde hair that did not suit her at all in order to give her a bimbo look, because this Lanie only thinks of her career and when she thinks she’s going to die she calls her boyfriend Cal in the middle of the night and complains he doesn’t support her because he wants to sleep and not chat.

Her love/hate relataionship with cameraman Pete is boring and doesn’t really communicate any feelings. The scene where she gets drunk and goes live wearing a hoodie and singing Satisfaction with the workers on strike felt pathetic to me. 

Prophet Jack is a homeless man who sees things, and everything he says becomes true. He told Lanie, who was interviewing him for the news, that sh’d die on Thursday. It was rather annoying that they never told us what day it was - or at least I didn’t hear it - but anyway it was a week’s time at the most. She becomes more and more agitated as his other predictions come true; this is what causes her to get drunk and appear on tv dressed far from her usual perfect self and singing out loud.

Bad scenes, really bad.

She had been bickering a lot with cameraman Pete, since they had a one night stand they’ve been provoking and antagonising each other. Now he tries to help her, to show her how to enjoy life. She meets his son, who is the reason why he’ll never change city for work, to stay near him. So when Lanie gets a job in New York he doesn’t go with her and accuses her of always putting her career first.

Lanie does one interview, which I suppose should be heartfelt and fenomenal but is not, and that’s it, she wants to go home.

New York’s life is dangerous, though, and she gets in the middle of a police operation or something, she’s hit by accident and sort of dies for a moment, before the doctors revive her. There’s the obvious confession between Lanie and Pete loving each other, and they’ll stay together happily ever after.

The idea wouldn’t be bad if done correctly though.

Lanie is Angelina Jolie

Pete is Edward Burns

Prophet Jack is Tony Shalhoub (yeah, Monk)

Cal is Christian Kane

ITA Una vita quasi perfetta

Wonka - 2023

One time is enough. It’s a good film, but it’s for children. The songs are nice, the choreography is really nice, and the actors are all good, all of them, and this Calah Lane as the girl Noodle was really good.

Olivia Colman as Mrs Scrubbit is also wow because she can pull off being at the same time a caricature and a real person, both repulsive and her usual charming. Paterson Joseph as the villain was also a good choice, I liked him. 

Still, if you’re not a child this story makes less sense than the chocolate factory where everything being magical is accepted beforehand, it’s a given, already like that, but here Wonka doesn’t have a single sovereign (that’s the whole plot, he’s broke) and he needed it to find a place to sleep, and yet he needs neither money or time to build an entire shop out of ‘ruins’ or to keep making chocolate -especially given the quantity needed to fill the shop. 

Because of this, his whole follow-your-dream propaganda loses strength.

Plot: 

Willy Wonka lost his mom when he was a child and she used to make him chocolate when she could, so eh grew up with nothing else on his mind, only to learn about chocolate and to open a big shop. He comes to London (well, I say that but I’m not sure it’s ever specified where they are…) and gives away his 10 coins in a day so he thinks of sleeping on a bench despite the cold. A man says he’ll give him a place to stay, and Mrs Scrubbit gives him a ‘contract’ to sign: the deal is that he’ll pay 1 coin the next day to pay for the room.

Noodle works there; she warns him to read it all but he can’t read and he signs it anyway.

The next day he shows people his chocolate, but is interrupted by Slugworth and his two associates, they own the three big chocolate shops at the Galéries Gourmet but they don’t want any competition. They taste his chocolate and lie saying it’s the worst ever, and call the police on him for selling in the street so all he earned is confiscated. He only has one coin to pay Scrubbit, but now he learns what the contract said: everything is an extra, the stairs, the water, the sheets, the soap… so he now owes her 10.000! Since he doesn’t have it, he’s put to work in her laundry, where four other people suffer his same fate.

Willy plans a way for Noodle to smuggle him outside and he enters the zoo to get the milk of a giraffe, he needs it for his chocolate, but then the chief of police hits him to make him stop selling chocolate.

Wonka promises Noodle that he’ll sell his exquisiet chocolate and pay off their debt and get a better life, but Abacus can already guess the rest, and he explains why: he knows of the “chocolate cartel” who keep the good chocolate hidden away and use it to bribe the chief. They store it in liquid form “in a secret vault deep beneath the cathedral, guarded round the clock by a corrupt cleric and 500 chocoholic monks”.

They always get rid of any possible competition and keep their prices high so the poor can’t afford it.

Pipere tells him about the city’s “storm drains” that he can use to hide quickly, so he starts giving (selling?) chocolate in the streets and hiding when the policemen come.

Meanwhile Noodle teaches him to read.

Eventually the chief understands about the storm drains and spies on them.

Next, somehow Noodle has the ke to the empty place he dreamed of using for his shop, and all of a sudden he has a beautiful shop full of Wonka’s wonders, and they sell well, until it turns out that it’s been poisoned: people grow hairs and turn bright colours. The angry people burn the place down.

The cartel shows up to tell Wonka that if he sails away and stops making chocolate, they’ll pay off all of their debts. He has no choice but to accept; Mrs Scrubbit lets everyone go but not Noodle. Slugworth paid her not to free Noodle, but to keep her enslaved and hidden.

Slugworth shook Wonka’s hand so hard that his ring left a very clean mark. Wonka saw Noodle’s ring around her neck, the only thing left of her family, and it was very similar - yes, because Noodle belongs to the Slugworth family. Slugworth’s brother died leaving him the only heir… but there was a daughter, so he took her from the mother and abandoned her with Mrs Scrubbit, telling poor mom that she died.

Worried for her, Wonka comes back, frees Noodle from the coop she had been locked in, and with their friends plan to expose the cartel’s corruption by finding the “green ledger” with the real records of their deals.

Working all together, they infiltrate the cathedral and reach down below and find the ledger, but are found out. They’re left to drown in chocolate, but Lofty the Oompa-loompa helps them.

They get out and give the other, nice policeman the ledger, so they’re all arressted, chief included.

Wonka and friends let loose all their chocolate, filling up the square’s fountain, so the cartel doesn’t have anything to bribe their way out.

Noodle can finally hug her mom because they found all D. Smith in the city, all 106 of them, and they found her: Dorothy works and lives in the library, which is so nice because Noodle dreamed of having books to read :-)

Lofty is about to go back to Loompaland but Willy offers him a place with him in his factory, as head of “the tasting department” so he stays.

The end… but as the credits roll, Lofty shows us how all our friends found their way back in the world and Scrubbit got arrested together with Bleachers.

Noodle has the best lines too: “the greedy beat the needy, Willy” and then after they sang and danced toegther: “I kinda forgot to be sad”

Willy Wonka is Timothée Chalamet

Noodle is Calah Lane

Officer Affable is Kobna Holdbrook-Smith

Bleacher is Tom Davis

Mrs Scrubbit is Olivia Colman

Slugworth is Paterson Joseph

Prodnose is Matt Lucas

Chief of police is Keegan-Michael Key

Abacus Crunch is Jim Carter (the accountant)

Lottie Bell is Rakhee Thakrar (she answers phones)

Piper Benz is Natasha Rothwell (plumber?)

Larry Chucklesworth is Rich Fulcher (the comedian)

Mamma is Sally Hawkins

Father Julius is Rowan Atkinson

Lofty the OompaLoompa is Hugh Grant  

    Loty was the name he said the others called him because he waas taller than the others, but at the end he admits that it is not true, at all, he’s a bit shorter than average, I’m not actually sure about his name now…

Christine - 1983

Arnie is a 17 year-old kid, he has only one friend, he is scared of bullies because he is bullied. Of course.

He also thinks he’s ugly. One day his friend Dennis is driving him around when he sees a car for sale and is immediately enchanted, he likes it so much he buys it right away. The owner George says it’s called Christine.

It needs repairs so Arnie keeps it in a garage where he can work on it every day, and slowly he changes. Since he got Christine he started changing, acting differently, losing the glasses, being more confident and outspoken, but also making his mom despairs. Dennis never sees him anymore.

He dates the prettiest girl in school, but leigh is soon annoyed, saying that he cares more about his car than about her. So Christine locks her in and almost chokes her, until she can unlock the door and a man helps her breathe. Christine’s odometer is going backwards, like she’s getting younger.

He drives her home, trying to keep the relationship, and Christine is jealous, I guess, because it won’t start until he reassures her that nothing has changed and calls her baby.

Arnie keeps fighting with his mother, and when he storms out with Christine, his mother tells Dennis that Christine’s previous owner “died in it, of carbon monoxide poisoning” so Dennis goes to ask George about his brother.

Dennis learns that not only the guy died in the car, but his baby girl choken in it and still the guy loved his car more than anything, it was the only thing he loved. His wife died in it too, poisoned like him. George tells Dennis that he forced his brother to get rid of the car, but some time later the car ‘came back’.

Arnie is still with leigh; four bullies wreck the car (and Christine lets them…?). Arnie is hurt and fihts with Leigh and his parents for ‘her’. He ‘hugs’ Christine: “we’ll show those shitters what we can do” because tehy “can’t hurt us anymore, not if we work together”.

Christine kills one bully. Arnie tells a cop that Leigh is not his girlfriend. Christine kills the other three bullies, ‘she’ sets fire to their garage and gas station. Then it crushes a man who dare sit inside.

It’s been four months, and Leigh tells Dennis that it’s the car! Dennis tries talking to Arnie. 

Arnie talks about love, but he doesn’t mean Leigh, he means Christine, nobody can come between him and Christine.

Dennis uses a screwdriver to write ‘Darnells tonight’ into Christine, and that night he prepares to face it with Leigh. The plan is to lock it inside the garage and trash it with a bulldozer, I think.

“What if he doesn’t come?” - Dennis: “Christine will”

Unfortunately Christine is already there, waiting, and it really wants to kill Leigh. Dennis covers her with the bulldozer so Christine can’t get at her.

It’s a battle, Dennis thinks he trashed ‘her’ but it repairs itself, so at the end he has to drive over it back and forth until it’s a wreckage. 

Arnie dies, he was inside the car and when Christine crashed trying to get at Leigh, Arnie got thrown out, killed by glass in his belly. A last caress at Christine and he dies.

Christine’s lights go out, but it’s not over, Christine starts againn and is after Leigh again, and won’t stop until they wreck it completely.

At the end it’s just a square of wrecked metal, the cop calls them heroes, but a small bit of metal moves…

ITA Christine la macchina infernale

Charlie’s angels - 2019

Well, worse than the previous one in vibes, but better as an action-spy movie (but all with girls, I don’t know how much that counts for you…)

It’s very much about girl-power.

The plot is:

Elena has developed Calisto, a power source that can do a lot like an almost sentient computer but it can also kill, so she wants to work on it some more to fix it. Her boss Fleming objects, and presents it to their funder Brok ready for the market.

John Bosley has worked for the Townsend Agency for 40 years, bringing it outside California, opening lots of branches around. He has found and trained lots of ‘Angels’, and every branch has a Bosley, or Boz.

Bosley retires and blond-Bosley - ex-angel Rebecca - takes his place.

Angel Ingrid gives Elena the Agency card, but while she’s talking to Edgar-Bosley they’re attacked and he dies :-(

Elena plus angel Sabina and new angel Jane - ex Mi6 - work with blond-Bosley to retrieve what’s left of her research, but Calisto has been stolen.

They find Fleming who’s about to sell it to Johnny, who is acting for someone else - *mystery*

But when Johnny asks him to demonstrate how it works by killing someone, Fleming can’t do it, he probably doesn’t know how, so the assassin Hodak kills him.

When blond-Bosley disappears, they - well, Sabina - think she’s a traitor. There’s an explosion, Elena is taken away by John Bosley after he shot blond-Bosley.

Of course she had a vest and now she comes back to them with the truth, she was onto him already.

Now John Bosley wants the activation codes passed to him, he’s working with Hodak. Brok thinks he’s working for him because he’s rich and thinks he can do and own whatever-whoever, but he’s wrong.

Elena tricks him into believing she activated it into killing mode, but later she says she programed itto “light up and make noises”… and yet it said it had given John Bosley access… :-/ the thing she could program into it without a keyboard and without speaking and without time…

All the girls come to the rescue. Jane kills Hodak, avenging Edgar. Blond-Bosley confronts John Bosley who knocks her out in a jiff, but e’s not alone. All of a sudden all men fall down, put to sleep by the girls around them - they were at Brok’s big party.

It turns out they’re all Angels. 

Johnny is with blond-Bosley now. John is upset because he wanted the Agency: “I was pushed out”.

Blond-Bosley replies: “you thought you made us.We made you”

Elena is offered to go to California and train to become an anegl - training that lasts… a very short time… - and she becomes one of them.

We don’t see Charlie’s face of course, but we see that now it’s a woman.

They’re all women, go girls!

“Bosley” is a rank in the organization, like a lieutenant… but it’s also John’s real surname I think, so he was the first and then it became a rank when they needed ‘more of him’? They might want to change it now…

Sabina Wilson is Kristen Stewart

Elena Houghlin is Naomi Scott

Jane Kano is Ella Balinska

Boz is Elizabeth Banks

John Bosley is Patrick Stewart

Edgar Bosley is Djimon Hounsou

Alexander Brok s Sam Chaflin

Hodak is Jonathan Tucker

Peter Fleming is Nat Faxon

Johnny Smith is Chris Pang

Saint is Luis Gerardo Méndez

Langston is Noah Centineo

Kelly Garrett is Jaclyn Smith

Driving instructor is Danica Patrick

Flight instructor is Ronda Rousey

Charlie’s Angels: Full throttle - 2003

It’s not a spy movie.It’s an action movie for girls, is what it is. Boys can watch it to enjoy three beautiful girls in high heels and short dresses, but other than that, it feels a girls movie.

It’s not bad if you like the three girls, which I do. It has good music and it’s funny to see all the changes of look, meaning the hairstyles and hair colors… but really, it’s all about watching pretty girls in high heels 

:-/ I could stand it because I like the three actresses and I liked the three characters and how real friends they were. That was the nice part.

The beginning is so over the top that I’ve no words, it makes mission impossible look like everyday stuff, and kinda ruins it, it’s really too much.

Not only the obligatory scene wehre our unarmed heroes never get hit by the bad guy’s automatic weapons, but first they jump off a cliff with a guy (Ray Carter) who already had fractured ribs, but then they drive a tank off a dam and what-not, it’s so absurd it isn’t even funny.

We have Natalie, the fun-loving, animal caring blond girl, Alex the studious one, ex gymnastic champion, and Dylan the crazy one who loved wrestling and driving.

Now to the actual case:

The “Federal witness protection program” is protected by a program called Halo, Hidden Alis list operation. The list is encrypted on two titanium rings and “when the two rings are read together, their  codes unlock each other”.

“The head of the Uss marshal service was wearing one” but it got taken from him in Mongolia, “The head of security for the justice department, William Rose Bailey” had the second. 

Their job is to retrieve the rings before the list is sold… (really? So they assume that the bad guys have both rings and therefore have the list, and want the rings back before they’re sold? Couldn’t they get the list out of the rings? You know, like on paper or computer files, both options allowing the chance to have copies?)

Anyway, they get the rings back and give them to Carter.

Dylan was once in the program herself becauses she got her then-boyfriend  Seamus O’Grady in prison for murder. It’sbeen eight years and he’s out now, and on a path of revenge against her and whoever testified against him. 

Carter is actually the one selling the list now, he needed the second. 

Seamus told Helen/Dylan he’ll kill her girl friends so she leaves.

Alex’s dad thought she was a surgeon or something, then Jason tells him about Charlie… but in a way it’s not clear that she fights, it sounds more like prostitution the way he speaks about it.

Carter is killed by Madison Lee, an ex angel. Seeing her they act surprised at first - not sure why, it seemed pretty obvious - and the next moment they say they all knew it all along.

Madison shoots all three - Dylan’s back after talking to Kelly. They survive because of a tiny but effective bulletproof vest, and get all the bad guys/buyers arrested.

Seamus goes after them but gets killed.

After a big fight they kill Madison and go to Jason’s big night.

Alex’s dad is still confused, and set on the wrong impression.

Pete and Natalie get a puppy.

Natalie is Cameron Diaz

Alex is Lucy Liu

Dylan is Drew Barrymore

Ray Carter is Robert Patrick

Madison Lee is Demi Moore

Max is Shia LaBeouf

Jason is Matt LeBlanc

Pete is Luke Wilson

Thin Man is Crispin Glover

Seamus O’Grady is Justin Theroux

Mr Munday is John Cleese

Alan Caufield is Eric Bogosian  (the dead guy)

Mother superior is Carrie Fisher

ITA Charlie’s angels più che mai

Hot pursuit - 2015

It was nice entertainment, I like both actresses so that helped.

My fav scene was when Daniella had the phone because Cooper was driving and it went out the car, she lost it, and she went: “something bad happened to the phone” in a ooops tone of voice, she didn’t want to admit it was her fault :lol:

Cooper has been in a police car since she was born, so of course she became a cop herself. 

When Cortez is arrested, a big Mafia boss or something, she’s called to protect one of the witness. Deputy Jackson is to escort Mr Riva, but for his wife they need a woman, so Cooper. She’s not having a great career since she put a drunk boy on fire with a taser. This is an important step for her.

Once at the Riva house, bad people show up and kill Riva and Jackson. She must protect the widow now. She calls for reinforcements but they arrive “too early”, they were two of the men who attacked them. So they escape again, but on the tv they say that it was her fault, that she killed her partner, so now they’re fugitives. 

These two women are complete opposites. 

Daniella keeps dragging around her suitcase because it’s full of shoes covered in diamonds and stuff, that case is worth millions. 

They have to escape a lot, crazy rides, until Daniella goes away with two of her men, who work for her who wants to kill Cortez because he killed her brother. Once alone, Cooper goes back to her police station where her boss apparently believes her and the two bad cops are arrested.

Now it’s no more Cooper’s case, but she can’t stop thinking about it, so she gets in, disguised as a boy, to Cortez big party. Cooper finds her boss there, and now it makes sense, doesn’t it? So Cooper knocks the man down, stops Daniella and arrests Cortez. But, he was about to shoot again so Copper kills him.

Riva is rather piqued, she wanted to do it herself!

Anyway, three months later she’s finally famous not because she f*cked up but because she killed Cortez. Riva was in jail these three months for obstructing justice.

Now that she’s out, Cooper goes to see her out and gives her back some of the shoes she did not turn in as evidence. And now she wears heels because not being short is more important that being able to run, for a cop… and she has a boyfriend now, that guy that helped her while she was on the run, sort of.

Daniella Riva is Sofia Vergara

Cooper is Reese Witherspoon

Captain Emmett is John Carroll Lunch

During the ending credits there’s a gag reel.

ITA fuga in tacchi a spillo

Pacific rim - 2013

It was ok to watch once, entertaining enough, but seeing it once is enough. It’s not really an ‘aliens’ movie, it’s more a robot movie, big, huge robots like old Japanese heroes to defend the world. In a way, I saw too little of the robots. I wanted to see more scenes of robots fighting aliens, and ssibly clear scenes where I can actually see something. That’s what I want from this kind of movie but there wasn’t much of that. A bit, yeah, but not ‘really’ good. I saw more of the ugly aliens and a lot more of people talking or yelling.

Plot:

In a few words: aliens invaded our world, we built robots to fight them. Things go down for years until someone chooses to risk it all, a final showdown to stop them forever.

I’ll add details, but I’ll say there’s the jerk that will redeem himself by dying a hero, there’s the obligatory girl to show the world this production is not misogynist and no other reason, there’s a lot of yelling from the two scientists in an attempt to provide comedy, I guess :-/  there’s The Speech because there has to be a big speech in these movies; in a way there’s everything you’d expect from it, but I’d just like them to make a clear decision on what to focus on.

Now details:

At first aliens “entered our world” from “deep beneath the Pacific Ocean”. The Breach is basically “a portal between dimension”. Only one came through and it was enough to cause many many deaths. And then it happened again and again. Four attacks and who knows how many deaths later, people realized “this was not gonna stop”. 

Wow.

So the world acted together “for the sake of the greater good” and “the Jaeger program was born”. 

They built huge robots that were to be controlled by two people. They’d go inside and they’d need to interface with each other and the Jaeger. A neural connection. A mind-meld. Finally, after months, they started winning and winning, “so Jaeger pilots turned into rock stars, danger turned into propaganda, Kaijus into toys” because this is the society we have. So believable.

After seven years, brothers Yancy and Raleigh Becket pilot the Jaeger called Gipsy Danger. This time, they lose and Yancy dies while they were still connected. The Kaijus started adapting, learning, evolving, and the Jaegers kept losing. Raleigh left.

Five years of losing and the world’s powers decided to stop the program. “We will authorize you to take all remaining Jaegers to the last battle station, Hong Kong”, and that’s it.

Funds for eight more months and no more.

To protect people, huge ‘walls of life’ are built, metal walls ‘deemed unbreachable’, yeah, sure.

Raleigh goes around working on these walls when Marshal finds him. “I’ve spent the last six months activating everything I can get my hands on”, because he knows things are bad and still thinks the Jaegers are the answer. He wants Raleigh to pilot his old one, also because “all the other Mark 3 pilots are dead”. Raleigh is not eager to have another mind-meld but Marshal is sure the world is ending, so “where would you rather die? Here, or in a Jaeger?”

He agrees, of course, and meets Mako Mori, “one of our brightest”, who wants to be a pilot but Marshal is worried about her emotional state. Of course, she’s a girl…

Her story is rather dragged and takes too long: when she was a little girl, a Kaiju destroyed everything and everyone around her until a Jaeger stopped it, and Marshal was the pilot, so he raised her. Now she follows him, not out of obedience but out of respect.

There are two scientits, Dr Gottlieb who works with numbers and predictions, and Dr Newton Geiszler who works with Kaiju parts, studying their anatomy and stuff. Not caring that he was told not to do it, he “drifts” with a piece of recovered Kaiju brain. 

Truth is, this mad scientist is what went different this time around, he saved the world.

The “Resistance”, as Marshal calls them, sees a new-gen Jaeger with three pilots, triplets, the Wei Tang brothers; Sasha and Aleksis Kaidanovsky pilot another one - no word on their relationship, they could be brother and sister or married, who knows. All we’re told is that “they can get us anything”.

Hercules Hansen knew Raleigh already and they respect each other. His co-pilot and son Chuck does not and says out loud what he thinks: that he’s “dead weight”, that Raleigh will slow him down, “he’s a has-been” and of course since there’s a girl the b..ch word appears just because, but cocky as he is, he loses the fist-fight with Raleigh that follows.

The plan is to go “for the Breach”: Hansen’s Jaeger will carry a “2400 pound thermonuclear warhead” and two other Jaegers are to protect it so they can do it. Gottlieb’s numbers tell him the number of Kaijus will increase and this “increase traffic will force the Breach to stabilize and remain open long enough to get the device through and collapse its structure”.

Mako doesn’t think Raleigh is the right choice because he never follows protocols and takes dangerous risks and yet she’ll be more than happy to pilot together…

Newt does it and is sure these clones are not “just following some sort of animalistic urge”, they’re attacking “under orders”. Newt says that these beings are “colonists”, “they overtake worlds, they just consume them and then they move on to the next, and they’ve been here before in sort of a trial run. It was the dinosaurs”

But back then it was not the right atmosphere for them, too clean, so “they waited it out, and now with ozone depletion, and carbon monoxide, polluted waters, well, we’ve practically terraformed it for them”. He says: “the first wave, that was just the hounds, their sole purpose was to aim for the populated areas and to take out the vermin. Us. The second wave, that is the exterminators, and they will finish the job and hten the new tenants will take possession”.

To know more he’d need “a fresh Kaiju brain” to drift with again, so Marshal sends him looking for Hannibal Chau who runs a black market that deals with Kaiju parts, all their remains are used for something.

… well, I would have thought the government would take those bodies to study them and make every possible experiment they could think of, instead they’re just cut to pieces and sold…

Mako’s first try as a pilot does not go well, she gets lost in the memory of the terrified little girl. Raleigh says that trust is necessary and their drift was strong, but he also had the baggage of his brother’s thoughts and feelings when he died.

The Jaegers are brought onto the various battlefields by being lifted and carried by helicopters… which honestly looks silly, makes them look like toys, dolls moved around, and also looks kinda impossible, I’m no scientist but the Jaegers are huge and must be really heavy, too heavy for eight helicopters to carry around. Yeah, one might say: special metal so the robots are not all that heavy, and also special helicopters ultra mega strong, but still.

Next battle goes badly because the Kaiju has a new weapon and it blasts the “Jaegers’ electrical circuits”, they lose the Hong Kong brothers and the two Russians. The Hansen are saved by Raleigh and Mako because their old Jaeger is not digital like the new ones, “Gipsy’s analog, nuclear”.

Newt finds Hannibal and is there when two Kaijus attack Hong Kong city. Newt: “there’s never been two before” and Hannibal is the one to explain what we’re all wondering: “maybe that’s because nobody ever drifted with one before, eh? Genius! When Jaeger pilots drift, it’s a two-way street”. The connection is set “Both ways! A hive mentality, you said! Maybe those Kaiju are trying to find you” so he tries to hide but they find him… still the battle is won thanks to Gipsy, and Newt waits for Hannibal’s men to find him a brain.

This one Kaiju was pregnant, though, and a ‘little one’ comes out trying to attack, but it gets strangled by the ombelical cord - what about them being clones? Or just the first ones and not these?

It manages to swallow Hannibal before dying… he’ll cut his way out over the ending credits.

Newt and Gottlieb drift together with the baby Kaiju, and understand that the Jaegers need to take a Kaiju with them to get through the Breach. 

Dad’s injured so Chuck goes with Marshal who is dying of radiation poisoning and driting again could kill him, but “not getting into one would kill us all”. He makes his Big Speech “today we are canceling the Apocalypse!”. Marshal calls Chuck “an egotistical jerk with daddy issues” but they drift ok. Newt takes a helicopter to come warn them (!)

Unlike Chuck, Marshal is one who thinks and wonders why the Kaijus stop attacking as they near the Breach. Gottlieb was right and a third Kaiju comes out, and it’s somehow easy for them all to know it’s a “category 5”, despite it being “the first ever”.

Now, it’s not clear to me why, but for some reason Striker can’t go on so Marshal and Chuck blow up their bomb taking out the Kaiju they have while Gipsy finishes the mission because they are “a walking nuclear reactor”. Gipsy takes “the Kaiju carcass” and head for the Breach. They go down. Short on oxygen, Mako leaves first in a pod while Raleigh sets the explosion manually before ejecting his own pod. 

I liked his words to Mako: “I can finish this alone, all I have to do is fall. Anyone can fall”. 

It works, the Breach collapses, and helicopters fly to retrieve the pods from the ocean. They both make it of course, and they hug in relief, and there’s no inappropriate kiss, good.

Hercules is now Marshal, “the Breach is sealed” and it’s over.

Nice last scene, forehead to forehead, relief that it’s over, cute picture as well.

Raleigh is Charlie Hunnam

Pentecost (Marshal) is Idris Elba

Mako is Rinko Kikuchi

Gottlieb is Burn Gorman

Newton is Charlie Day

Herc Hansen is Max Martini

Chuck is Rob Kazinsky

Hannibal Chau is Ron Perlman

Young Mako is Mana Ashida - who I liked very much

P.s. Kaiju means Giant Beast, Jaeger means Hunter, they put it on the screen themselves for us…

We have a ghost - 2023

Well… it wasn’t bad, no… but the less absurd thing in this, is that there’s a ghost in the house.

Basically, a house is haunted, so ‘our’ family can buy it really cheap. The youngest son Kevin, who is 16, finds the ghost in the attic, but instead of yelling and running like everybody else, he laughs a bit and makes a video with his phone.

Honestly, the  ghost’s attempt were quite ridiculous. 

This is a ghost that can hug, steal, fight, whatever. Pretty corporeal if you ask me.

The ghost can’t speak and can’t remember his past life, so Kevin cals him Ernest because it’s written on his shirt - bowling shirt?

His older brother Fulton takes his phone without permission and sees the video and shows it immediately to their dad Frank, who appears to be a bit of a loser, always running after the greedy idea of getting to the big money without putting in the work. 

Seeing the video, Frank think only of himself, of his video and online channel getting big, viral, making him lots of money. He does not care about Ernest, and does not think of the consequences. Kevin does not like that.

When Frank’s wife finds out and walks through Ernest, screaming her lungs out when she sees him, they upload that video too, and they become famous, and in no time Frank’s  channel is super popular and he’s selling stuff like Ernest-shirts - identical to his - and whatever. Lots of people start camping outside their house, or trying to get in, upsetting his wife but not Frank who acts happy to be famous.

Kevin talks to Ernest and learns about ghosts on the internet. Nothing in the house triggers any kind of memory. Kevin finds online that a Ernest owned that house 50 years before then left and changed state. His neighbour Joy helps him, because of course she’s good with computers, and it turns out that that Ernest is still alive; a nearby pub has a photo of ghost-Ernest.

Writer Leslie is obsessed with ghosts since seeing one as a child and not being believed by anybody. When the videos become so famous even she learns about them, she makes all the analysis that prove to her the video is the real thing, no movie tricks. So, with her Cia credentials, she goes to their house. She worked in a project to study, find and trap ghosts.

Now Leslie tells them that ghosts are dangerous, that it is a matter of security so she can do whatever she wants and yes, she’ll come back with men and weapons.

But! Kevin took his brother’s car and is driving away with Joy and Ernest, heading 600 miles away to live-Ernest’s house.

Here, live-Ernest tells them his name is really Randy, who lost his mind after his wife died and abandoned his little girl June and disappeared. After that, agents crash in and get Kevin immobilized, and they also have a weapon that works on ghosts so ghost-Ernest can’t help.

Poor ghost-Ernst is put in a shielded cell, mae especially for ghosts so he can’tget out. Since h’s dead, he has no rights, and Cia plans to do whatever they want with him.

Leslie enters to meet him; Ernest is a kind soul, smiles at her and touches her tears. You can see right away she starts feeling bad for him. Nobody is surprised when shortly after that she frees him. He enters a car and a woman drives him back home.

Live-Ernest appears at night, drinking, and enters the house. He also has a gun, and thinks Kevin is onto him, or ‘Randy’ is, or whatever, because they found him… so now he kindly explains the truth to us. The ghost’s real name is indeed Randy. 50 years ago, after Randy’s wife died, her sister took it as a sign. She was Ernest’s wife, and thought her niece needed a mother, so she took the child and Ernest killed Randy in that same house and buried him in the garden - where he will remain, unknown. 

Both Frank and Fulton take a bat and go see after they hear a noise. Frank fights him, telling Fulton to protect Kevin. Ok, he’s the youngest. Then Kevin is told to go to mum, so he puts her in a room telling her to stay locked in there! The fight continues until Randy is back to protect Kevin. Really-called-Ernest get thrown out the window by Frank. 

Kevin and Frank take Randy to the sea - the ocean or whatever, where do they live? Anyway, they arrange for him to meet his daughter, now all grown up of course. She should be 54 or something around that.

Then he disappears, having completed everything, every unfinished business. The Cia ‘asks’ kevin what happened to Randy, and then we see that they change house again, to one 5 miles away, because now this house is worth much more so they sold it.

Well, it was nice enough, mostly because of the boy Kevin.

The scene with the tv-medium expecting holograms and then finding a real ghost was fun, they all screamd, both she and the troupe. Incredible that after the video was uploaded without their consent, they didn’t sue them!

Annoying that the only woman in the family was the one who screamed and got put in a room instead of helping. At least she was a good one who cared more about her sons than anything else.

Kevin is Jahi Di’Allo Winston

Ghost Ernest is David Harbour

Frank is Anthony Mackie  (I like the actor but not Frank)

Dr Leslie is Tig Notaro

Judy is Jennifer Coolidge

ITA Un fantasma in casa

Legally blonde 2: Red, white & blonde - 2003

This is nice, but even more sugary and unbelievable than the first. At least the first movie was a bit realistic, it was all about her being smart enough to study law, perfectly possible, but this… is different. This movie is about people in power yielding to her charm and goodness to do the right thing… which is not how politics work, this whole movie is one of the more unrealistic thing I’ve ever seen. Including Alien, because you don’t really know what’s out there, but we do know how are people on this planet.

It sounds naive and silly, but it’s not bad. It’s enjoyable now, but I’m sure as a teenager I would have liked it much more, back when I believed the propaganda that the ones in power actually care about people. I’d have loved the positive message, the optimism, just as I loved “Mr Smith goes to Washington”. I really liked James Stewart and his common-man image, but I also like Reese Witherspoon a lot - and more since knowing that her contract gave her all of Elle’s clothes :-p and shoes, I guess.

Plot in details:

Elle is about to marry her Emmett, and Paulette is happy for her. Margot and Serena came all the way for her. They kind of thought she’ be doing the wife now, but Elle has no intention of leaving her job, she loves being a lawyer, “actually I have this huge annual review coming up, so keep’em crossed, girls, ok?”

She wants her dog’s birth mother to be at the wedding so a private investigator finds her. Elle goes to this place to discover that mum-dog is property of this ‘Versace cosmetic testing facility. Her firm represents the owners so she tries to convince them all that it should be shut down and all the animals freed because it’s unjust. She thinks her job is to fight for what  is just, her boss says their job is to fight for their clients “and their best interests”.

She feels strongly about it, and doesn’t think she can work for people who are ok with hurting human beings if they keep following “the letter of the law”, so she’s fired. Her brilliant future stops here, her boss only wants “serious lawyers”. So Elle goes to Washington with the clear intention to change the law and stop cosmetic testing on animals. Elle knows congresswoman Rudd who personally hires her, “taking up a bill on animal testing in the cosmetic industry”; Rudd’s team thinks it’s a matter of conscience, to “boost our female demographic”. Rudd talks of Elle as “one of the shrewdest legal and political minds of our time”, which doesn’t really go along with her Barbie image all in pink. 

A blonde in pink, they assume she’s an idiot. Why? Because in this world where women listened to propaganda and buried feminism for good, they can only be taken seriously if they dress/act like men, shame on Elle to show all her femininity on the outside instead of keeping it only for dates!

Rudd introduces her as “basically me when I first came to D.C.” The people in the team think of her as stupid or useless anyway.

Elle makes friends with her hotel’s doorman Sidney who suggests she approaches congresswoman Hauser if she wants a hearing for her bill. He starts helping her a lot, but the others still don’t, Grace thinks of her as one of the many idealistic girls who get nowhere because “it takes savvy and street smarts” because “this is Washington politics, not warm fuzzies and kissing booths”.

So Elle goes back to herself, and reaches Hauser by going to the same hairdresser (Paulette found it for her). This Hauser has the same sisterhood ring, so they connect through that, of course.

Her Chihuahua Bruiser is male, and he likes another male dog, a Rottweiler. She was trying to reach Stanford Marks too, after Hauser, and of course it’s his Rottweiler. She gets her hearing but of course there are many many people against it. Still, Sid gives her personal information on many congresspeople so she does reach to them and it’s going great, until Rudd herself comes in. She says that she feels she “must withdraw my support for Bruiser’s bill” shocking everyone. Most of all Elle.

Rudd tells Elle that “you were outmaneuvered by Grace”, because “she’s been pushing this Homeowners Incentives bill, this morning she struck a deal. I withdraw my support for Bruiser’s bill, Homeowners Incentives comes to a vote. That was the price, and I paid it”.

Elle sounds really naive here: “that’s all just deals and trades and secrets. That’s not what people want” as if power-people would care about that. Not about real, common people, but this is that kind of movie, isn’t it? Where the good heart can win against politics? As if…

The team - bar Grace - goes to comfort her. They want to go on and try again before she gives up. They become her staff and with Marks and Hauser they file a “discharge petition” - which I had to look up on Google because it sounded negative, but it means to get it out of the Committee and directly to the vote. So a good thing, for them. They need 218 people to sign it; Marks and Hauser already did, so Elle needs to convince 216 more in three weeks. 

She called for her friends to help, Margot and Serena. Paulette too, of course. Paulette offers free fabulous haircuts and gets many votes (she can do hair too? She did nails at first).

The two girls do a cheerleading number with some interns. More votes. Rudd’s big supporter Bob is the one who wanted this bill to fail, and Rudd tells him Elle will never make it, “I will not be outmaneuvered by this silly little blonde”.

Elle believes it’s Grace working against her, and believes all Rudd’s words… until she finally talks with Grace and she understands the truth. They have a face to face. Elle calls the whole sisterhood and soon a sea of girls with their dogs invades Washington. They march, hand out fliers, make all the covers… they get ahead but need 15 more. Grace comes to help, because of course she does, because Elle is so good and pure that she touches hearts.

Grace blackmails Rudd so that Rudd has to let her speak in front of the whole congress. Elle talks about her hair… ending with the need to get involved in the process, to speak one’s voice. They applaud her, and with this end-of-movie speech she gets all the signatures she needed. Rudd signed too, Elle’s bill passed and “bowing to public pressure, test animals across the Country were released”.

Elle and Emmett get married, Paulette’s husband joins her, Sid has Bruiser’s mom now, Reena and Timothy get together, the congress members now talk and snap their fingers like Elle, and she plans to go live in the White House some day…

The end.

Elle Woods is Reese Witherspoon

Congresswoman Rudd is Sally Field

Grace is Regina King

Paulette is Jennifer Coolidge

Stanford Marks is Bruce McGill

Hauser is Dana Ivey

Reena is Mary Lynn Rajskub

Timothy is J. Barton

Sid Post is Bob Newhart

Emmett is Luke Wilson

P.s. Elle and Emmett watch “Mr Smith goes to Washington” *love* of course they do ^_^

ITA una bionda in carriera

Game night - 2018

It is entertaining, but I think when they try too much to come up with switch after switch it sometimes can become a mess… if you are someone like me who wants things to make sense. If you simply accept it then it’s fun.

To me, it was stupid. I enjoyed the first half, then it all went down.

Plot in details:

Annie and Max meet at a pub’s game night, and they’re both super-competitive and game lovers. They get married but can’t have children because he’s too stressed, most of all because his brother Brooks is back. Max does not get along well with Brooks but everyone likes him because he’s successful and charming, they say, but it’s embarrassing when Brooks tells all their friends embarrassing stories of him as a baby and he always wins.

After a game night at Max and Annie’s house, Brooks wins and invites them all to his place for the next game night. Brooks wants something special: one of them will be taken and the others will have to find him/her before he/she gets murdered. Not any murder mystery party, he found a company that “do it super real”, with legit actors. They won’t “know what’s real and what’s fake”.

An Fbi agent comes to warn them then two men break down the door and when Brooks complains they fight him. Everyone just watches the show. Brooks is bound and taken. They got some clues from the ‘agent’. Max and Annie cheat and follow his phone’s signal. They find him and Annie uses what she thinks is a fake gun to confront them all.

Ryan usually dates dumb bimbos, so to win he brought a smart woman this time, and now he’s the one who sounds dumb.

They go to the game company and Ryan tries to bribe the woman there with 10$, raising to 15 and then 16… because he only has 17$ on him. Back home, the real actors appear. The fake fbi agent is Ron who phones the company so now four of the six players know Brooks was taken by real criminals.

Brooks confesses to Max he’s actually a smuggler who “made a mistake” selling stuff for himself. They manage to escape, but Annie shot Max’s arm. That it was a real gun convinced them.

To let them get to safety, Brooks jumps out of the car and is taken. Annie tells here friends not to talk to the police and then watches a tutorial on how to take bullets out of one’s arm… until they realize there’s an exit hole, so she sews his arm.

Since he divorced their friend Debbie, they’ve been avoiding cop Gary at all costs but now they need his computer. Max gets the information he needs to get the fabergé egg he needs to exchange for his brother, but he bleeds onto the white carpet and onto the white dog, and when he tries to clean he makes a disaster, spraying blood everywhere, so he calls the others and they run away.

They go to this rich guy’s house where there’s bets on a fight club… 

They should concentrate on finding what they need instead they keep talking about their own problems. Max is not really sure he wants children because he thinks it would stop him having fun. Michelle and Kevin keep fighting about who was the celebrity she slept with the time they were on a break (yeah) and it turns out she thought he was Denzel Washington but it was just a guy who vaguely resembled him, so they’re fine again :-/

Ryan stops to watch the guys fighting and happens to see the egg and grabs it, but they see him so he runs. They start passing it as in American football until they all manage to escape (…yeah).

They accidentally break the egg but it was a fake, what matters is some list inside it. They go to the exchange where Brooks makes his speech on how Max was always better and more successful, why he’s cheated all his life and that’s how he won all games against him. 

Now, the story as we see it, comments at the end:

Just as the order to kill them all came, so did a police car: Gary, of course, who is a good cop and a good shot, but they keep him talking instead of checking the bad guys are dead, so he gets shot too, but it was all Gary’s plan for a fun game night. It was all fake - Annie used Brooks gun, it had real bullets - but Brooks talked about true things, and the list is a witness protection list. So now real bad guys arrive and shoot Gary for real and take Brooks away again. Max takes Brooks fast car and they stop the plane from taking off. Then Max gets stabbed in his injured arm and he still fights the bad guy and almost wins. Annie helps again, saving him… and now Brooks says it all went according to his plans, because he’s an idiot, it was not, it would be awful since Annie just saw a man die for real, sucked into the plane’s engine.

Three months later Annie is pregnant, and there are masked people outside…

Stupid movie, it became a mess at some point. So Gary used real criminals to get himself into the game and appear like a hero, but then the boss came and shot him injuring him for real…

And the scene at the airport was real, against real criminals, but then Brooks tried again to cheat saying it was all his plan so Max did not save his life for real…

And at the end they tell us that Brooks sold the list on the black market… and the fact that he sent a bit of money to them all warning them should make it ok…

This is all stupid, it’s just a low-toy-movie that aims to entertain those who do not think too much on what they’re watching… 

Could Gary know all the details about the egg and the list? Brooks told us about the egg and the Bulgarian and all the bad guys. If the guys that took Brooks and wanted the egg were part of Gary’s plan (they didn’t really hurt him, when they shot him it was just ketchup not real blood), then they were not really interested in the egg/list? If Gary did his research and paid some criminals to take them there so he could arrive and play the hero and save them all, how could he not know about the Bulgarian? 

I was rather enjoying it until Gary said it was his plan: from then on it becomes a mess. There had been a moment when I was sure Gary would be the one to rescue them after noticing the blood mess Max made of his room and dog, it would have been a good story; of course the rescue could not have been so quick as his fake rescue was, it would have taken longer and be more elaborate and involve them too, and it would have been good.

This way, one wonders why a real cop like him didn’t know or didn’t worry about a big bad guy like the Bulgarian, or how could he know about the egg/list, because if he didn’t then why those guys kept asking for it and how come he didn’t wonder on Max’s research on his computer…

And if the guys who took him were Gary’s plan, how could the Bulgarian get there at the right time?

I also wonder about Gary not being worried at all about finding blood all over his room, he did see it, he said so, and it didn’t worry him? 

ITA Game night indovina chi muore stasera?

Identity thief - 2013

I didn’t like it much… it can be funny and entertaining but I’m not really in that loud and silly kind of humour anymore. It’s not a bad movie at all, mind you, but for me once it’s enough.

Plot in details:

Sandy Patterson falls for the trick and gives all his personal information ot a woman on the phone, who steals his identity. She uses his money to drink a lot and buy everyone drinks. There’s a disgusting vomiting scene.

The real Sandy is not rich, he has a normal job as an accountant and has a family, two daughters and a child on the way. He gets even arrested, and when they see her mugshot they free him, but can’t do anything about her identity stealing. Still, there’s more so his life is still on the line, because he’s almost ruined. A friend who started his own firm offers him a good job, but he’d have to fire him if things don’t right themselves. This Daniel gives him a week so he goes to Florida to get her and bring her home, because that’s the only way they can arrest her…

He saw her picture, her height, so he thinks it’ll be easy, but she fights back, a lot. When other people come looking for her and they escape together, she can’t outrun him so she accepts to let him drive her to Denver. Because of course they can’t get on a plane with the same name.

They stoop to eat and she starts crying saying lies, he says nothing, so the waitress believes her, and they go on like that. She finds a man and brings him to their motel room. She wanted to drug him but he says sweet things so she doesn’t and they have sex, she takes his wallet and plans to run away, but his daughter calls, so she cries and comes back. Problem is, there are dangerous people after her. A man takes her away in a van so Sandy goes after them. A crazy car drive then their renta car is destroyed so they use his van, which breaks down too. A snake bites him but it seems to have no consequence; there’s no bus for three days though, so he’s run out of time… but he still has some money in his socks so he buys a car and they drive away. They have no more money for gas or anything so they compromise and he gives her the name of her old boss. She usesher card-burner but now she’s got money she wants a suite and stuff. She says she doesn’t know her real name because she was abandoned at a police station and “I had six of them by the time I was through foster care”

… come on, really? Is this possible? A child, any person should be given a name for their ID, how could she not have any ID? Or in America it’s so easy to change ID, simply go and ask documents for the name you choose? Or it is so easy only for an adult to get different documents for a minor? …

They get arrested for fraud but the guy of the van goes after them. She breaks down the car window with fist and feet. That guy runs her over but she’s good to go. The van guy is arrested, like the other two people after them. 

They finally get home so she meets his family.

Now they all sort of like her, think she’s not a bad person, and don’t really want to turn her in. 

She’s already gone in the morning anyway. But she did it herself, he didn’t want to turn her in but she gave a confession, voluntarily, “she took responsibility for everything that happened” so “you got your good name back”.

She ‘snuck away’ alone that morning “because I knew you weren’t gonna turn me iin. And this was the right thing”.

He has his life and job back.

A year later they take the new baby to visit Diana in prison, like they often do. He finds her real name through her fingerprints or something, and she’s Dawn… so she did have one but nobody told her, they just kept giving her new ones???

They help her with studies and they’ll see her whenever she gets out.

Sandy is Jason Bateman

Diana is Melissa McCarthy

Cornish is Jon Favreau

Trish is Amanda Peet

Daniel is John Cho

Skiptracer is Robert Patrick

ITA Io sono tu

3000 years of longing - 2022

Visually very nice, the story is quite common in the way that it has the obvious ‘beauty and the beast I let her go because I love her’ kind of ending, but still it’s nice that the main character is different, true to herself, and there’s a nice epilogue.

I must say to mind the title, because it is relevant. He kept longing for freedom for 3000 years, so it’s not easy or right to judge him for not caring what his wishes can cause. It is also quite touching, like Zefir’s story is heartbreaking, luckily they don’t dwell too much, he just narrates the story and move on, but it still touches you deep, especially as a woman. 

It’s not clear to me why Alithea kept seeing other Djinns while  in Instanbul before she found the small bottle with her Djinn, what’s up with that? Hallucinations? It’s a bit weird, I don’t get it. 

Anyway, Alithea is a scholar (narratology, I didn’t even know one could make a living out of it). One day, in a shop in Instanbul, she’s attracted by a small bottle. She cleans it and opens it in her hotel room and a Djinn comes out. He says he’s been trapped for a long long time and he needs her to express there wishes to free him. But they must be real wishes: she tries to wish for a cup of tea and stuff like that, safe wishes, but it won’t work. 

Thing is, she’s an intellectual, content with her life, and she knows how these stories usually go, there’s always a trick somewhere, so he tells her his story starting when he was free: he loved the Queen of Sheba, they were also somehow related, but she didn’t love him. King Solomon had some magic powers that allowed him to pass all her tests and win her over, and he got rid of our Djinn by trapping him in a bottle, that a bird threw at sea. Many years later Gulten finds it. She’s a young slave dreaming of the handsome prince Mustafa, so she wished for him to want her, and then to get pregnant, and she let everybody know she carried his child. The king’s favourite woman wants the throne for her own children, so she makes him believe that Mustafa is plotting againt him, so Suleiman has both his son and Gulten killed. She never expressed her third wish, so he could not be free, he simply became invisible, kind of faded away, but kept trying to lure someone to the bottle.

He almost succeeded with Prince Murad, but he was too young and couldn’t lift the heavy stone hiding it. Murad grew up, went to war and became hardened, blood thirsty. His mother kept him drunk for a while, then had people tell him stories, but they were all killed because he wasn’t interested. Then a man succeeded, and Murad grew so very fond of him that when eventually he died Murad’s grief was too much. The Djinn tried again to lure him to the bottle, but Murad was too weak to even get in the room.

Alithea questions if he cared at all what such a man could wish for, but no, the djinn only cared about his freedom.

After Murad died, his mother put his brother on the throne; Ibrahim loved his harem of overweight women, and his favourite one was free to walk everywhere - totally naked, for some reason…

So the djinn lured her in the room, she slipped and fell on the stone, breaking it, and thus finding the bottle. Desperate, the djinn appeared and began pressuring her for one wish, but she didn’t trust him so she wished for him to be imprisoned again. 

Back to square one, in a bottle at sea.

Some time later, in Turkey, the bottle is found inside a fish. A merchant gave it to his young wife - who became his wife at 12 years old and spent her life in her room, where she had to satisfy him whenever he so chose.

This Zefir was a genius, an inventor, a visionary like Leonardo, but as a woman nobody knew about it. Still, she asked for knowledge. She craved all knowledge, her brain could never rest, it seems, but the djinn grew to love her and stopped her from making a third wish because he didn’t want to leave her. She grew more and more frustrated until her brain snapped and she wished to forget she had ever met him, and she did.

Alithea is moved by this story, and finds herself wishing for something that might be too much to ask. She wants him to love her like he loved Zefir, and so he tries. He goes with her to London, where he lives in her house, visits her at work or goes around learning everything about this new world so different from what he once knew. But things can’t go on like this, because his nature is electromagnetic and London is not good for him. 

When Alithea finds him so weak, sort of like a statue turning to dust, she uses her second wish so that he can talk to her. He tries to go on but she understands now; she thanks him for trying but love can’t be magicked, and she apologizes for her first wish. Her third and final one is for him to go back to where he belongs. Of course. 

And  he goes, he can’t stay in London. 

Just as she did when her ex husband left her, she puts his things in a box and puts it in the basement, and then, just as she once did with her childhood imaginary friend, she writes all about him.

She burned the first, but the djinn is real so e won’t burn this one. She’s back to her life, and quite content, also because the djinn has promised to come meet her from time to time, for as long as she’s alive, and he does. 

We see that three years later he appears in front of her, they hold hands, and walk together. 

This is enough for her, because it’s not as powerful as passionate love, but it is real, and it is love, and it is good.

Djinn is Idris Elba

Alithea is Tilda Swinton

Prince Mustafa is Matteo Bocelli

Gulten is Ece Yuksel  (I don’t know how to make the u with two dots on top)

Hurrem is Megan Gale

Zefir is Burcu Golgedar

Quantum of solace - 2008

I liked it, it’s my favourite Bond movie. 

It’s how Bond deals with the pain both from Vesper’s death and her betrayal. At first of course he pretends there’s no pain at all, because that’s the kind of person he is, but then he meets a girl set on revenge and they kind of process it together. It’s a long path, but good.

It starts with a car chase in Italy. I don’t know who is in the black Alfa chasing, but the Aston in front is Bond’s, he’s taking Mr White to Siena. M is there and they interrogate him.

No title song, of course, this one is “another way to die”. Credits: “Daniel Craig as Ian Fleming’s James Bond 007 in Quantum of solace”

The Cia is not too happy that they couldn’t have LeChiffre alive, but they should not complain to Bond or Mi6, they should have gotten him before he took Bond and Vesper. M is always rough and tough, but she does worry “you look like hell, when’s the last time you slept?”. Bond almost smiled at that.

M shows him pictures of Yusef Kabira, Vesper’s boyfriend, “the one who was abducted in Morocco, the one she was trying to save”. A body turned up with his wallet but otherwise not identifiable. 

M checked and can confirm it was not him. She used a lock of his hair that Vesper ha kept in her apartment. Bond: “I wouldn’t have thought Vesper the sentimental type” which only shows that he can not read everyone as well as he thinks, because this is not at all shocking. For an entire movie she wore the same necklace because her boyfriend had given it to her, she wore it with work clothes, with the elegant dress, with everything. It seems sentimental to me.

M asks him if she can trust him because “well, it’d be a pretty cold bastard who didn’t want revenge for the death of someone he loved” but he’s like ice: “you don’t have to worry about me, I’m not gonna go chasing him, he’s not important. And neither was she”.

Mr White does not answer their questions, instead laughs and taunts Bond: “the real shame is that if she hadn’t killed herself, we would have had you too. I think you would have done anything for her”.

When M acts sure that he’ll talk, sooner or later, he laughs because she doesn’t know who he works with: “you really don’t know anything about us. It’s so amaziing because we are on the other side thinking ‘oh the Mi6, the Cia, they’re looking over our shoulders, they’re listening to our conversations’, and the truth is, you don’t even know we exist” . Still laughing he adds, “the first thing you shouldknow about us is that we have people everywhere”, and come to think about it, this fact connects this movie with Licence to kill, when Bond was on a revenge mission and the bad guy escaped because a cop betrayed (and of course Dr No but that’s a given). 

It’s agent Mitchell that betrays here, he shoots the agent closer to him, I think, and then has to fight Bond and try to escape him through the crowd of Siena’s palio, but of course Bond gets him and kills him.

M is upset because Mitchell “worked for me for eight years” and he passed the lie detector test every year. Also, 5 of those years as her personal bodyguard and she has no clue as to why he did it. Of course with all the ruckus, Mr White escaped. 

M’s people find a connection and give her a name: Slate, at Port-au-Prince, Haiti, so Bond starts there. He checks Slate’s apartment, has to fight him and ends up killing him. Luckily the hotel was holding a briefcase for Slate so he takes it now. A girl insists he enters her car, expecting a geologist, and it turns out Slate was hired to kill her. 

He follows her to the docks where she confronts her ex Dominic who admits to try to have her killed and she yells that she was helping him but Dominic thinks otherwise. The real geologist is now dead, so he can’t sell her information anymore. Whatever all this was about.

Dominic knew all along that she was with him “to get to general Medrano”, a “deposed dictator”. Dominic assures Medrano that he can help him, “we’ve already begun destabilizing the government, we’ll supply the private security, we’ll pay off the right officials, and we have 26 Countries ready to officially recognize your new Bolivian government”, his organization can give him his Country in a week, in return for a desert that to Medrano appears worthless. 

Dominic also gives him the girl, Camille, “just promise me to drop her over the side when you’re done”. 

Seeing her on Medrano’s boat, Bond rushes to get her out, despite her protests.

Cia Greg Beam makes a deal with Dominic to do nothing against his Bolivian coup in exchange for “the lease to any oil found”. Dominic also asks Beam to get rid of Bond for him.

Felis is not happy about any of it. 

Austria. At the opera, Dominic’s organization members communicate through ear pieces, hidden in the crowd. Bond got a ear piece too and listens to them for a while then he talks, to let them know he was listening, and checks every person that goes away. Bond kills a “special branch” man and M calls him back, and restricts his movements when he refuses. So he’s without credit cards. How did he get to Talamone from Austria, then?

Anyway, he goes to Mathis. He was innocent after all, so Mi6 bought him a villa as an apology, it seems.

Bond asks for his help and for Mathis to come with him. To Bolivia.

Miss Fields meets him at the airport, with orders to send him back to London. Bond refuses the hotel she chose because it’s for normal people, he only accepts the rich treatment.

They sleep together then they attend, invited, Dominic Greene charity gala. Bond meets Camille and wants information from her. They drive away and are stopped by the police, a set up, someone put Mathis injured body in his truck; Mathis dies in Bond’s arms, after asking him to stay. Mathis asks him if everything’s forgiven between the two of them, and then says Vesper “gave everything for you”, asking Bond to forgive her and himself, before he dies. His murder is blamed on Bond.

Bond told M that he won’t stop until he finds who tried to kill her, and now he tells Camille that Dominic “tried to kill a friend of mine” - “your mother?” - “she likes to think so”.

There’s a plane-chase. Later Camille tells him why she’s after Medrano. When she was a small child, general Medrano came and shot her father, “did things” to her mom and sister and then killed them and set the house on fire. Her father “worked for the military junta. He was a very cruel man, but he was my father”. Medrano strangled her mother and sister while she watched, and only left her alone because she was too young but he still set the house on fire.

Now Bond apologizes to her for pulling her off Medrano’s boat. He admits he lost somebody and hasn’t yet caught the responsible people, and they kind of share a moment of solidarity.

They discover that Greene is not after the oil like everybody thinks, “he wants the water” because that’s what the world can’t really do without. 

They walk to the hotel. M is there, Fields is dead, covered in oil, with her lungs full of oil. 

Both the British and Americans want Bond to leave, because they lust after this oil they wrongly think exist. Bond escapes and M only wants Tanner to find out where he goes, because she trusts him and is sure he’s on to something. 

Bond has a chat with Felix, to get the location. Medrano signs the papers that give Greene the desert he wanted, and right after that Greene presents him with another contract: “my organization own more than 60% of Bolivia’s water supply, so this contract states that your new government will use us as utilities provider” at double the price as before. Medrano has to sign or die. 

Bond comes looking for Greene and shows Camille where it is so she can go after Medrano, because that’s her fight. 

He fights Greene while she’s face to face with Medrano. The hotel goes on fire; they both fight hard, she manages to shoot him but then she goes in a state of panic because of the fire. 

He goes to her, to hug her, rather thinking they’ll die together and ready to shoot her to save her from her worst nightmare of burning alive when a way out presents itself and they both get out through the wall he blew up. 

Bond gets Greene who apparently answers all his questions, tells him “what you wanteed to know about Quantum”, and Bond promises to let him go… which he does. He leaves him in the desert with a can of oil and nothing more.

Camille says she’s fine, “but I keep thinking, he’s dead, now what?” So he makes a suggestion. “The dam we saw will have to come down, and there’ll be others, too. Someone who worked for Greene might be of help” - “Not a bad idea”.

She looks at him and say “I wish I could set you free, but your prison is in there” touching his head. She gives him a kiss and goes away.

Bond is in Russia, waiting in an apartment. Yusef’s apartment.

He’s with a girl from the Canadian Intelligence service, Corrine, because that’s what he does; Bond talks to her first: “You work in Canadian Intelligence? It’s all right, I know you do. And knowing this man, I’d guess you have access to some very sensitive material which you’re gonna be forced to give up. His life will be threatened and because you love him you won’t hesitate. It’s a beautiful necklace, did he give it to you? I have one just like it, he gave it to a friend of mine, someone very close to me” and “Corrine, I suggest you leave now. You contact your people, and you tell them to check their seals. They have a leak. Do it now please. This man and I have some unfinished business”. She thanks him and goes out.

M is surprised he left him alive, and tells him Greene was found in the desert with motor oil in his stomach, and shot in the head because he talked. He tells M she was right about Vesper.

M: “I need you back” - “I never left” and he goes away leaving the necklace on the ground, in the snow.

P.s.Mathis felt like he still had connection from when he worked there and reached out to the police, but of course Dominic had “friends” there as well.

I think it was said that Camille was once, or is still, in the Bolivian secret service, although it appears she never killed anyone… she was good but didn’t seem like a field agent to me, but then again it was never said she was a field agent.

It shows how the world is that both government, British and american, wanted to leave Dominic Greene alone because they thought he’d find oil for them… the fictional part is that at the end Leiter got promoted and took his boss place - well, thinking about it maybe it was their way of covering up the agreement this Beam had made with Dominic.

Once again, a woman close to Bond, in this case Fields, is killed. M is upset: “she was just supposed to send you home, she worked in an office, collecting reports. Look how well your charm works, James. They’ll do anything for you, won’t they?” Which is what always upset me too about these Bond movies, at least now finally someone takes notice enough to shove it in his face.

James Bond is Daniel Craig

Camille is Olga Kurylenko

Dominic Greene is Mathieu Amalric

M is Judi Dench

Mathis is Giancarlo Giannini

Strawberry fields is Gemma Arterton   (I can see now why she refused to say her name)

Felix Leiter is Jeffrey Wright

Mr. White is Jesper Christensen

Tanner is Rory Kinnear

Gemma is Lucrezia Lante della Rovere

Yusef is Simon Kassianides

Corrine is Stana Katic

“James Bond will return”

You know, Dominic words are quite true in this world: “look at what we did to this Country. The Haitians elect a priest who decides to raise the minimum wage from 38 cent to $1 a day. It’s not a lot, but it’s enough to upset the corporations who were here making t-shirts and running shoes. So they called us, and we facilitated a change.” Only now there’s no need for some secret evil organization like Spectre, other Countries only need to spread the right propaganda and do it openly.

The British Minister said it: “if we refused to do business with villains, we’d have almost no noe to trade with”.