This is about two dead boys who have become detectives, because they’re still here, ghosts, and don’t want to leave. Of course, with usual film nonsense, they can take and move stuff, but normal living people can’t see them.
Since the protagonists are kids one might think of it as a light watch, something funny, but it’s more tragic, from the deaths of the protagonists to what happens now, murders, an evil witch, monsters from hell and all kinds of sad things.
I liked watching it once, but that’s it, and I have no desire for another season, which is good since they never made one. I’m not sure I’d have watched it, had they made it, because I think they would have not gone in a direction I like. Honestly, not every series must have a season-long plot, big threats to the world and stuff like that…
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Edwin, the brain, died in 1916 when some other boys in his school dorm, I think, tried a stupid prank to scare him. They made him a ritual sacrifice. I think they died when the demon appeared. What with Edwin being the sacrifice, he was taken to Hell and he stayed there for 70 years, poor soul
Charles, the brawn, is more chill and happy, died in 1989 if I’m not mistaken, and they’re best mates. They chose to stay on Earth and work as detectives for the supernatural; a ghost hires them to help Crystal: she’s alive and a medium, and is now possessed by a demon, David, who she herself let in because she fell in love with him before she knew he was a demon. They free her but David took some of her memories, of her home and family, so Charles has to stay with them and Edwin is not happy about it.
They receive mail from a ghost-mailman and somehow there is a flier of a missing girl in the States. They’re in London, but Crystal can see she’s alive so they go to America to save the child. Edwin uses a binding spell to learn about the witch that abducted the girl to suck her youth out of her, or something.
They manage to save the child, but to escape the witch Charles possesses her to stop her long enough, but doing this he catches the attention of the Afterlife.
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Since Edwin used magic on a cat, he’s got to answer to the Cat King. There’s tons of cats so they can’t avoid going where they’re lead to. The cat king turns into a man and rather likes Edwin: “my kingdom is all about want and pleasure” … well, he’s a cat, so yeah, ok.
King calls him handsome, says Edwin fascinates him, and Edwin seems very fascinated by him too, in a way, enough that he lets him get so close the king puts a magic bracelet in his wrist that makes it impossible for him to leave town. “It comes right off as soon as you make me happy” but Edwin walks away from him. The other way is to “count all the cats in Port Townsend and then the bracelet will come off”. This episode they work to save the life of the girl living next door to Crystal, both paying rent to Jenny. Niko who has some parasites, some dandelion sprites who will end up killing her. They will trap them in a jar after Crystal lures them out of Niko offering herself as a substitute.
… wellll… the reasoning didn’t make much sense to me… yeah, they crave attention, but the “I’m a medium and can see ghosts so you’ll get double the attention” makes little sense, because ghosts can all see the living, all ghosts can see Niko and the sprites’ colourful images whether she sees them or not.
Anyway, after her near death experience now Niko can see them too.
Throughout the episode we see Charles trying to get Edwin to tell him what went on with the cat king, and Edwin thinks about him but rejects the thought and says nothing.
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They accept the case of a woman saying her old house is haunted. Her brother-in-law killed her sister and two nieces in 1994 and now she can’t move on until she knows her family is at peace. Edwin is jealous that Charles and Crystal spend so much time together, and yet Charles mentions that even though she’s alive and he’s not, it is “doable”. Niko helps them now.
When the boys wear their ‘disguises’ it means living people can see them…
The witch turner her crow familiar into a boy with the same name: Monty, and he flirts with Edwin.
In the house the murder keeps repeating over and over, all the ghosts are trapped in a loop.
Charles’ dad was ‘rough’, he used to beat him, and this murderer-guy was the same or worse, and he killed them not because his wife was leaving him but because his daughter was leaving, for the Hudson university. When Charles tries to stop the man, he becomes part of the loop. Edwin and Crystal destroy the tape the man used to spy on his family and break the loop. Monty keeps flirting with Edwin and the cats see, because they’re keeping an eye on Edwin for their king.
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The case: ghosts haunting a lighthouse, two men and a woman heard someone up there and to reach them they fell off to their deaths, and they keep doing it. They died there at the lighthouse, I think, but nobody found any bodies… and Crystal was about to do it too, she heard her mom’s voice.
Edwin talks to Niko, and when she says she’s never been kissed, he admits he’s never been either, he never saw the appeal before, but now… well, not sure he knows what he wants.
The “Night nurse on duty” at the “afterlife lost&found department” finds them. Her job is to place “errant dead children where they’re meant to be”. Charles died of hypothermia and internal bleeding, in a lake while boys threw stones at him. We see his dad beating him, this nurse makes him ‘relive’ all that.
There’s no bodies because they were eaten by Angie the sea monster, and now Charles feeds her the nurse. Poor boy breaks down, tells them how he hates being dead and that he hates that he died at 16. Edwin stays in Niko’s room, Charles in Crystal’s, and he kisses her…
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Niko finds out by accident that Jenny’s secret admirer, who sends her anonymous love letters, is Maxine from the library, so she sets up a date for them at Jenny’s butchery, and it goes really well for a while, they even kiss, but then it comes out that Maxine spies on her through the window and Jenny freaks out, asks her to leave and this is when Maxine goes full crazy psycho on her and goes at her with a knife, but then Maxine slips on something and falls back with her head on a big nail or something, and she dies.
Jenny looks at her in shock and this is when Crystal and Niko come in. They call the police, of course.
The case this time was of two guys who were murderer but didn’t know who did it. Asking at their school they appear to be well loved, but then it comes out they were jerks of the worst kind: Brad gave his girlfriend some drugs that made her lose her scholarship and her chance at the Olympics, and then dumped her, and then with his latest girlfriend he showed his friend the nude pictures she gave him and also wanted to show them to other guys, so she gave them both what I think were eye drops in their beer; she wanted them to fall asleep so she’d take their phones, but they died. A guy they always humiliated helped her move the bodies.
Cute Death (Sandman’s sister?) doesn’t come for them, they go straight to hell.
Charles admits he was afraid of being a bad guy like his dad because lately he’s always so angry and Edwin comforts him, tells him he’s the best, so Charles hugs him, and Edwin probably finally realizes he has feelings for him, so he tells Monty they should not see each other anymore, and makes him a speech about being terrified of his feelings. Monty kisses him thinking he’s talking about him and is shocked to learn he’s not.
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Using an object to keep David out of her head, Crystal also wishes to be normal, so she loses her gift but keeps it a secret because she’s afraid of Edwin’s reaction. Monty is hurt, but he’s the witch’s familiar so he does what she says and lures the boys in the forest, but then the cat king comes to reveal the truth. Monty goes away and the witch slashes him… back into a crow? I think…
Edwin is not grateful and the cat king starts getting pissed with him. Crystal finds in her head her women ancestors who all had powers, greater than she realized, so when the witch uses a huge mushroom-tree from another dimension to capture and absorb the boys, Crystal communicates with it and it leaves, leaving the boys here and taking the witch away.
Edwin tries to tell Charles about his feelings but the silly boy keeps interrupting him. The Nurse comes for them, but it is true that Edwin doesn’t belong in Hell, that it was a mistake, but now that it knows where he is, that thing-from-hell comes to collect him and takes him away.
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Charles goes to Hell with Edwin’s detailed notebook, finds him and brings him back. Charles confesses to be in love with him. The Nurse opened the door for him but can’t take them away with her because Niko found a small clause in her book of rules and she has to go back to file the proper paperwork.
Crystal tried to help them asking David to open the door to help her, but he can’t, that’s why he’s stuck here, so instead she takes back her memories - like marble spheres - and buries him deep inside her mind where her ancestors are. Jenny is in shock because David possessed her for a little while.
The witch is back and wants revenge. She takes the cat king’s third life, and learns from him that Edwin escaped Hell, ao she makes a plan to get power from him. At the end of the episode, for some reason Edwin doesn’t have the bracelet anymore, not sure why…
Poor Edwin though, that really was Hell, where he kept escaping from monsters, dying and starting over again, and he was there for 70 years the first time? :-‘(
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Crystal takes her memories back and remembers she was a bad person, stealing and hurting people, and also that her rich parents didn’t even notice she had been missing for weeks. Crystal packs her bags to go back to London, now wanting them to know the real, awful her, but stays when the witch traps them.
Crystal and Niko asks the cat king for information on the witch Esther. Once she was a woman but started using magic to kill her treacherous husband, and eventually asked Lilith for immortality, not knowing it didn’t include youth, so she started feeding little girls to her huge snake.
The girls get the black salt the cat king told them about. The witch uses a device to gain power from the ghosts, and thinks that Edwin can endure pain so well he won’t vanish and he’ll give her so much power. Monty, back a crow, helps Charles to get free so Charles kills the huge snake weakening the witch, but before he could do it, the witch killed Niko while trying to kill Crystal. Niko put herself in front of Crystal to save her. Niko dies and does not come back as a ghost, but the last scene shows her in the arctic with the sprites, ,and they appear to be the same height. It is not clear what this means, why didn’t she go to Heaven? Is this the protection of the good-luck-figurine she’s holding? How is this better than heaven of than being a ghost with her ghost friends?
Crystal touched the witch to get into her head and talk to Lilith, goddess of wronged women, to tell her how Esther killed girls, so at the end Lilith comes to take Esther away. Edwin says goodbye to the cat king with a kiss on the cheek and not a second thought, which saddens me a little, I would have liked the cat king as an ally.
The Nurse comes back with her superior, but when said superior sees how their work helped so many ghosts she lets them continue, assigning the Nurse as liaison. The nurse is not happy about this.
Jenny stays in America while Crystal will travel back to London and keep working with them, since now her powers are greater than they were before.
The end.
p.s. Tragic Mick is the walrus-turned-human who sells magic stuff at his magic shop to ghosts, witches and humans. He has a great voice!
Charles is Jayden Revri
Edwin is George Rexstrew
Jenny is Briana Cuoco
Crystal is Kassius Nelson
Cat King is Lukas Gage
Niko is Yuyu Kitamura
Esther is Jenn Lyon
Tragic Mick is Michael Beach