Advantageous - 2015

 This was weird. And the ending credits caught me by surprise, it didn’t seem finished at all… although after a bit I made peace with the surprise because yeah, it was over alright. What follows is normal everyday life, them trying to move on…

What I didn’t get was the emphasis they put on the ‘truth’ of the procedure… well, let’s start from the beginning.

Basically it’s a futuristic world, a city with huge skyscrapers, but also a lot of desperate women. Gwen does marketing for a company, but gets fired now because too old. Gwen has a daughter, Jules, and is desperate to get her a good chance in a world that doesn’t have jobs for women, especially after a certain age. So desperate she calls her mom for help but she refuses to ask her father, her mom asks him anyway, and he says no. So desperate, that after 13 years of distance she goes to her cousin Lily’s restaurant. She once slept with Han, Lily’s husband, and that’s why she stayed away all this time, but now she asks for help. Of course it’s such a bomb they need to think about it for a little while.

With no long-term prospects, needing money not only to live and eat but also for Jules’ education, she approaches her old company offering herself as human test. The last project she was working on: instead of invasive plastic surgery, the idea is to transfer her brain into another, younger body. With electrodes and stuff, not by opening the head as in Nightmare before Christmas. 

It’s never been done on a person, and Dave who cares for her tells her the truth, in a place where they can’t be overheard. The reality of this procedure is that it is not transferred, it is copied into another, empty brain, and once that’s done, the young brain will recover from the shock, the older brain won’t. Gwen will die, Gwen 2.0 will be just a copy. 

Still, she feels she has no choice since she can’t find a job. She warns Jules and does it. Gwen 2.0 has a lot of pain, as they said, and has to inject herself with medicine every day. She resumes her marketing job and secures a school for Jules, but she is not the Gwen she once was, and Jules can feel that. 

Gwen 2.0 doesn’t remember talking to Dave and doesn’t know about Gwen’s death until Dave explains it to her; this because Gwen 2.0 was about to distance herself from Jules, feeling like  Jules hated her, and Dave didn’t want it to be all in vain.

What Gwen did, all for Jules.

Jules guesses about Gwen’s deatah by herself, and they talk, and Gwen 2.0 also explains it to Lily and Han, who want to help. Lily cries for her cousin, but then decide they’ll be a part of their lilfe from now on. And that’s how it ends, with Lily, Han and their whole family - they have three boys - meeting Jules and Gwen 2.0 in a park. Gwen 2.0 goes on living because it’s what she can do, what she has to do, this is her life now. Jules lives with her because she’s the closest thing to her dear mother, a copy of her but it’s all that’s left, and it was Gwen’s choice, so Gwen 2.0 has no fault.

There’s talk of attacks from people protesting against this ‘progress’, we see like bombs in the distance, but it never gets more than that.

This life is making women sterile, and it’s also moving towards leaving all women at home, not working. 

The movie moves very slowly, because it’s not about actions, it’s about the women Jules hears crying, both the one in the apartment upstairs and the one downstairs, and eventually the one in her own home.

I want to note that Dave asked Gwen not to do it, that’s why he explained the truth to her, but she saw no other choice.

I liked the fact that Lily never hated Gwen. Gwen thought she would, because she slept with her husband, but Lily replies that he slept with her, meaning she’s not the only one to blame, not the only one at fault, and even if neither Lily or Han knew about the daughter, Lily knew about the two of them, and if her love could forgive Han, it could also forgive Gwen. I loved this bit because too often women are set against one another, but when there is an affair, it always involves two people, not just one.

Well, I understand that a copy is not the same as a transfer, because it’s like she’s not ‘all there’, a copy can miss something, but the fact that Gwen would die, that was pretty obvious, no revelation at all, of course she would if they put her brain elsewhere, that was obvious. Still, a copy not a tranfer, so what doesn’t get copied well is lost. 

I’d say Gwen’s daetah is more surprising because of the copy detail. A transfer would leave the first body with nothing, but a copy… why exactly does Gwen die? What is that her brain can’t cope with, since it’s all still there? Well, not really important. It’d be more important to know where does the young body come from. But I don’t know if they ever answer this…

Jacqueline Kim is Gwen Koh

Freya Adams is Gwen 2.0

Ken Yeong is Han

Jennifer Ehle is Isa Cryer

Jennifer Ikeda is Lily

James Urbaniak is Fisher

Last holiday - 2005

It’s a nice movie, although totally absurd an unrealistic, whre not only everything goes right but everybody loves her because she’s such a good person, so so true, and everyone is charmed by her… well, I see it as absurd now that I’ve known people and stuff, but I would have loved it when I was a teen and still thought everything was possible and that people were mostly nice and that good always wins and all that stuff.

It’s still nice after all, because she’s not just beautiful but her character is lovely. 

Georgia works in a store owned by a Mr Kragen, selling cookware; she’s in love with Sean who works there as well but doesn’t have the courage to tell him so she keeps buying stuff to talk to him. 

She loves cooking but then she gives all the stuff she makes to her kid neighbour. One day she hits her head at work, really badly, so Sean carries her unconscious body to the doctor who insists on a scan. The result is that she has a very rare tumor in her brain, and three weeks to live, four if lucky.

Of course she cries and despairs, thinks of all the things she denied herself, all the things she never did, and then she makes a choice. She quits her job, takes all her money and flies to a rich hotel where chef Didier works; she takes the Presidential Suite, like 3 or 4000 a night, buys  new clothes to fit in - of course, otherwise it wouldn’t work, nobody would talk to her, would even look at her if she looked poor.

And then, without effort, she attracts people to her: first she saw the senator in the lobby and understands now why he didn’t show at their church as he was supposed to. This generates a rumour that she knows him. Then she orders everything on the menu to miss nothing of what Didier created for the night. This makes him like her immediately. 

She defends the woman doing massages from the harsh words of Kragen’s lady friend, which makes all  the workers like her.

Incredibly, the girl doesn’t resent her for saying that her neck pain is due to her servicing Kragen, instead she starts talking and pouring her soul out, and of course Georgia has to point out that the man will  not leave his wife, because greedy men never do, they just want everything for themselves.

Georgia enjoys the luxuries, tries all kinds of massages, throws herself off the dam, chats with Didier like old friends, and everybody loves her.

They all went out gambling together, and she won a lot of money, like 100.000 or more, whatever, by playing the same number 17 again and again. So at the end she will still have money… then there’s Sean back home that forces Dr Gumpta to tell him about her, and then Georgia’s kid neighbour shows him her ‘book of possibilities’ which included their marriage, so he takes a plane and hurries to her.

Not even the snow blocking his taxi stops him, he keeps going on foot. 

Hard-hearetd Gunther accepts Kragen’s money to find out who she really is, so she looks through all her stuff, but when she finds Georgia’s farewell letter and realises she’s dying, she melts and is all for her now. She even gives Kragen his money back. Although I think she does mention that she works for him, so he makes inquiries on his own and finds out the truth.

He stands up during a dinner when they’re all together and says it in front of everybody. Of course she admits it, but she never intended to trick anyone, and also reveals the dying bit, explaining everything, so they’re all on her side and leave him alone at his table. 

Even his girl leaves him. 

But when she hears that he’s outside the window drinking, maybe thinking of jumping off, she goes to him, to talk.

During all this, Dr Gumpta happened to make more scans with that machine, and they came out all alike, so he realized that the machine wasn’ woking, it’s broken. He asked the kid where she might be and he tells him… in this case it’s a good thing, but this ki has no filter, he goes on telling everybody whatever they ask about her, and even what they don’t ask, like when he showed Sean the book.

The doctor sends a fax to the hotel explaining the truth.

Georgia talks to Kragen and then Sean arrives with a love speech, and then Gunther arrives with the fax, making everyone happy with the news that she’ll live.

Of course Sean and Georogia are together now, but after this experience she goes after her dream and opens a restaurant, and at the opening lots of people are there, including a tv chef she wanted to meet, and Didier and the senator, and her sister with her family, and they’re all there to cheer for her and support her.

During the credits, we see what happens to some of the characters, like: the doctor and Kragen both become monks, meditating. Her old boss dies in a car accident or something.

Georgia will marry Sean and they will parachute out a plane in their wedding outfits, or something like that. 

All in all a nice film, as unreal as a Disney movie, but pleasant to watch, just like a Disney movie.

Queen Latifah isGeorgia Byrd

LL Cool J is Sean Matthews

Timothy Hutton is Mattew Kragen

Gincarlo Esposito is Senator Dillings

Alicia Witt is Ms Burns

Gérard Depardieu is Chef Didier

Susan Kellerman is Ms Gunther

Ranjit Chowdhry is Dr Gumpta

ITA L’ultima vacanza

Colombo - Murder, smoke and shadows

One of the episodes I like less, it’s rather boring and I don’t like Alex at all. Of course he’s the murderer, the bad guy, but he’s also very much not interesting and unpleasant.

Alex is a director famous for his special effects. His old friend Leonard comes to meet him with a tape: their other friend who died gave it to him. It shows Leonard’s sister right before her death. Leonard knew she fell from a motorbike and died alone, but the tape shows that she was actually doing a stunt for Alex when she fell, Alex went to her and saw the blood on her head, told his friend to stop recording and we can guess that they got the hell out of there without calling for help. 

Why?

I mean, it was an accident, how could an accident ruin his career, ruin his chances?

Leonard now wants to ruin him and show the tape to everybody - and yet he informed Alex that nobody else had seen it yet because he wanted to confront Alex first… not a smart move…

So Alex quickly forms a plan: he tells Leonard the tape has been forged, that he wasn’t really there with her, andthen he tells his people to wet a whole street of his set, and he attaches some cables to an iron gate, so when he takes Leonard there, he scares him until he backs up and touches the gate; Leonard gets electrocuted and dies. Alex puts his body in his car and dumps it at a beach or something. He took away all documents and smashed his face - we don’t see it of course, this show is never splatter - so that it would be impossible to identify him.

He’s quite surprised when Colombo shows up at his place. Fact is, when he dumped the body, Alx’s book with his phone number fell out of his pocket or something, and Colombo found it. He’s even more surprised when Colombo comes back saying they IDed the body, because his belt has a hidden compartment where he kept a cheque.

Colombo hears Alex’s secretary complain about some people charging them with the water truck to wet the street, which nobody told her anything about, and it also makes no sense to her because the weather was bad already.

When Colombo tells him the victim was Leonard, Alex calls him a dear friend, that he hasn’t seen in three years. He cries recalling the girl’s death: Jenny. Alex goes to sleep while Colombo whistles and makes himself an ice-cream soda - like Alex made for Leonard - and takes a chance to snoop while drinking it. 

Colombo goes to talk to him while he works, and asks him about the wet street. He looks around and finds the cable and then the gate. Colombo keeps coming back to him of course, even if he’s working. Alex talks a lot, and his speeches of shadows and stuff are quite boring.

One of the body’s shoes is missing its heel, and Colombo found it near the iron gate. 

A taxi driver says he drove Leonard to the studios. 

Alex has some actors talk near Colombo to make him believe that Leonard was here to buy cocaine or something. Rose the secretary knows Leonard called, and uses it to keep her job and get a bonus cruise… but it was another staged scene, this time Colombo’s idea. The fact that he bribed Rose is a kind of admission, and everyone working at the restaurant during their lunch had a part in it, so they can testify. 

Colombo arrests him with great pleasure.

He got in contact with the police from Albany where Leonard lived, and got the original tape. He shows it to Alex, and that’s a motive. There’s also the weather report Rose always  gets for him, and the shoe heel… but most of all there’s Leonard’s ticket to the studio tour used as a bookmark inside a book in Alex’s house. Proof he was there.

Fisher Stevens as Alex Brady

Molly Hagan as Ruth Jernigan