mercoledì 6 febbraio 2019

一千零一夜 Sweet dreams - 2018

Some things were very good, others were terrible. I enjoyed it for a while but I would never rewatch it. After watching the whole thing, I can say that it has a very badly-written finale, that the male protagonist is annoying for the first ten episodes at least (made me wonder what the hell was she seeing in such a jerk), that a side-story is dragged too long ( the whole MoNan-theme was never-ending and patience-consuming really ). I noticed the usual 'we-care-about-the-important-characters-unimportant-people-matter-nothing' theme, that is common around the world but seems to be specially true in Chinese dramas.
Despite all this, I kept watching because I liked the female lead, (although in the first half of the series she cries really badly, maybe because she's supposed to be more childish, I don't know, but she makes a e/o sound that she drags like a terrible wail...), I liked the actress and I liked the character, and there were episodes that I liked a lot. The happy scenes were lovely, although they were not many. 
The best thing about the show is that he turns out to be a fragile figure, a man with a troubled past, and she's his rock, she's the one who saves him and helps him. The most heartwarming part of the whole thing was when he was in a container full of smoke and she rushed in saying that he doesn't have to be afraid because she's there with him, and this time he didn't get sick because she was with him (he has psychological problems, gets sick and color blind whenever he sees fire, later described as a fear of being abandon again, like when he was little).
Negative: some cheap tricks were incredibly over-used. I understand that some things like car accidents are good tricks in dramas, but here there were too many! The car accidents were at least three, the 'I leave you because I love you' were at least two, and I was very disappointed because for a moment I had hoped she wouldn't be like that. Accidents and general troubles were so many that sometimes it felt like I was watching the same episode in a loop. 

I spent so many words on this because I really liked the idea at its core, the strong female lead who pursues her love with all she's got, and the male lead with psychological problems that he tries to hide and that needs her much more than she needs him. The fact that he was fragile inside, that nobody knew his real self, and that the girl was determined and unbreakable was really appealing and romantic, I loved that and I loved the few happy scenes (and the lalalala music).
It's a real pity that the rest was so ... well... disappointing. 
The other characters: MoNan falls in love with her too, how boring, why is that, just because she was the first girl that ever hugged him? He hates Bohai, why, simply because someone 'told him' that his mother had caused his father's death? What proof did he have? So he does despicable things, and yet I'm supposed to understand him and like him?? At least at the end he confessed, thank you, the hell with 'you didn't have to' and 'we've already forgiven you', what's that all about? He had to, indeed!
Baoni: she fell in love for the first time in her life, and she was completely gone, we basically lost a character because she didn't do anything other than follow him around like a puppy,  wagging its tail while watching him with adoring eyes... I know love can be blind, but while he was being so despicable, her attitude was a bit too much.
Zhou: a hateful character for half the show, they missed a chance here because they made her a hateful, utterly annoying character for the first, like, 25 episodes, and then later, in just one episode they changed her completely, her old obsession gone and forgotten, like it never was, just: poof. 
It would have been nicer if they had done it: starting out liking Bohai, then appreciating day by day the things Chen did for her, relying on him more and more, until the day she realises that even if she thought she was still in love with Bohai she was actually thinking of Chen whenever something happened. It would have been nicer.
JiBin is just a character to use and discard at ease apparently.

I almost forgot, I liked the actress that played her mother, she was fun! Also, the one playing her 'rival' :p they were good, I liked them :)

1- Ling LingQi loves Bohai, her idol is an important figure in the ‘arranging flowers’ business... and I do apologise, don’t really know the right words here.
She tries to enter some kind of school or work-stage to get near to him; she fails the first time, cries a lot, but doesn’t give up, keeps studying and tries again.
He must prepare an American wedding, the bride is being difficult and he doesn’t know how to solve the situation, so is troubled. 
Both of them have sleep-bracelets, that are supposed to make you sleep well or something. Apparently their sleep-waves have identical patterns so their dreams merge together, very very rare occurrence, or something like that. Anyway, she enters his dream. She knows him, but he doesn’t know her. She helps him defeat a dragon, and gives him the right idea on how to solve his problem (which is? did he paint the white roses to make them pink? Like the cards in Wonderland?? Only for him, it actually worked? )
At the end, she sees the castle where the wedding happened, and recognises it from her dream.
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She helps him again against the dragon in the dream.
She does the test again, but a woman thinks she’s just a fan and lacks sincerity, and even if her works has merit she won’t admit her. She has failed several years now, and that woman then tells her not to come again! She is so upset she doesn’t notice Bohai passes by her...
She tries to apply for ‘selling the flower bouquet’, and is about to get hired, but that woman again fails her :--/  but a guy sends the pictures of her bouquet to Bohai and he likes it so she’s hired. This time the dream helped her, because she thought of what he said to her to personalise the bouquets. She isn’t a florist but at least she’s there. At night, she takes off the bracelet so she doesn’t dream of him, and it seems like he couldn’t sleep at all :-p 
When she learns that since he is the president and she works at a small shop she’ll probably never see him there, she feels so sad.
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She gets a call from the bracelet company who explains to her that she might enter the other person’s dreams, but she says she hasn’t, she had no dreams, but now understands what happened, and even if she can’t meet him in person she’s happy she’ll meet him in dreams.
He’s working overtime, and she can’t fall asleep until late at night, when he finally sleeps too, and enters his dream.
(Ok, do they do it on purpose? I wanted to take my mind off Guardian, and this girl every time she’s in a dream she sees the dragon she goes 龙 哥 ...I mean, really? I know he’s not actually Shen Wei, but it’s bound to make me think of him, don’t you think?? Come on! p.s. I know this whole thing seems silly but I don’t live such an exciting life and so these emotions tend to stick to me, just that, I’m still sane)
She knows she’s in a dream, so she can fight, she can fly and save him... after she’s attacked by the dragon she asks him to save her with a kiss and then kisses him shamelessly :p so she keeps working hard during the day and at night she dreams “with” him (honestly I’m surprised she keeps wearing her pajamas, I thought she’d changed into something a bit nicer now that she knows everything).
Bo has trouble at the company (when he meets President Fang and they have tea, how small is that teapot?? Wow, I’ve never seen one so small..)
The dream world is strange, she knows she can do dream-stuff, but it always works in different ways: she asks for rain, and it comes down a fish (instead of saying it out loud, she should make written requests, maybe it wouldn’t misunderstand :lol: )
I think someone wants to buy his Flowerplus stores company, or something, and this troubles him deeply. We see that his back is burnt, which might explains why he keeps having nightmares involving a dragon.  She comes again to his rescue, this time with sword, flying unicorn and a hint of armor, and they defeat it. He finds another investor and save the company.
He wants to supervise the stores, but doesn’t even see her, gets a call and goes straight away.
He keeps thinking of her and the dreams, but can’t remember her face, probably because he never met her in real life, it’s different for her (yep, we know famous people but they don’t know us, it’s a strange feeling).
She goes to the company and gets lost and meets Bohai by chance; he doesn’t know her, and sends her and Mo Nan to clean a storage room. 
Baoni asks Mo Nan to pretend to be her boyfriend so that her ex will leave her in peace :) yep, this plot never gets old :p and he does a good job too, quite impressive :p
LingQi’s colleague messes up some flowers for a charity even so she helps her substitute them with others. Bohai attends too, but he notices the change of course, and when the poor girl takes all responsibility, he fires her...
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LingQi tries to stop him, tries to help her friend, but he acts heartless. She’s heartbroken, takes off her wall all of his posters and pictures and even the bracelet before sleeping, and wants to resign, but regrets it after talking to her mom. Luckily her friend Mo Nan didn’t hand her resignation letter. 
After learning that she’s single, all the guys keep hovering around Baoni but Mo Nan saves her :p
LingQi now wants to forget him so she accepts a blind date arranged by her ma. When she sees him, he’s totally not like the picture she saw and she hides, by chance sitting at Bohai’s table... he understands her situation, that she’s hiding, and yet he calls a waitress to change table so that the guy finds her and she runs away... for the whole afternoon apparently... even her ma is furious, she thought the picture was real :lol: (her mom is so funny :lol: and what a couple with her dad :p I find angry-ma lots of fun :lol: )
She now tries to avoid Bohai. He hears a bit of her florist-skills and orders her to be made special assistant or something, so now she works in direct contact with him...   there’s a scene where she falls down and he catches her and she’s again ‘heart eyes’ but then he lets her go, he was protecting his work, she almost fell on it :p 
Mo Nan and Baoni are closer and closer, the best of friends :-) with him she’s more relaxed and her true self :) He lies when she asks him about his house (maybe he’s rich and has a big house but doesn’t want her to know because he wants her to think he’s one of them) and says he rents an old apartment for a lot of money, and so to help him Baoni finds him a new place, Qiqi’s family rents him a place :p 
Bo complains that the bracelet is not working anymore because he doesn’t sleep well...
When she gets home, her dad was waiting for her at the shop and had fallen asleep at the counter, and she thinks, ‘I lost an idol but my dad is the man who loves me the most in the world’ and gives him a hug, so nice :-D finally I might add, in these Chinese dramas people never hug, how can they live without hugs? 
Wen, the guy who wanted to buy him out, try everything to sabotage him and sends people to ruin his oncoming exhibition by starting a fire. 
Poor Mo Nan finds a place full of stuff and dust :/ but at least the girls help him clean it up. They have lots of fun together, really nice :-)
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Bohai is apparently slowly becoming color blind. After the fire is in a crisis and wants to quit, but his two partners try to help him. He’s very angry and stubborn, but finally calms down.
LingQi discovers the truth by chance, that it’s not Bohai preparing the exhibition but another man. Bohai is hard, tells her it was his choice (it wasn’t) and that she’s stupid to keep that idol image to worship, and she quits. Later she says that if he sincerely kneels down and asks for mercy, she’ll keep his secret... instead, he threatens her parents so she has to sign a new contract and go back to work, doing anything he asks, even a maid. So now he acts as a jerk on purpose. 
After a day of work, she puts on the bracelet before going to sleep, planning on take it out on him in the dream. No more prince nor castle or dragon, now they are like in ancient China, martial arts experts, but he’s better (I guess he’s dreaming of being a famous hero or something) so she doesn’t get her revenge.  Mo Nan suggests she makes him fire her, but she’s terrible at it :/ and since he keeps threatening her family she even has to apologise... 
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Baoni keeps receiving scary packages and becomes scared. Mo Nan finds a way to find out who it is: a girl is in love with one of her followers and got jealous of her flirting, but now apologises, asks her not to have him fired, that she’ll resign instead, but Baoni tells her not to. 
Bohai sees everything in black and white, and a doc tells him it is psychological...
Chen asks LingQi to accompany Bohai to a meeting and stop him from drinking and getting drunk, and she had devised a good enough plan, but of course it didn’t work because she wouldn’t be allowed to pour the wine herself (of course, if you think about it, the whole thing has a big flaw. She brought two jars, one with pure wine, and one with mostly juice. Did they only drink one? And it was enough for two men to get as drunk as a skunk, as they say? Or they drank the second and not notice it wasn’t wine?? oh well, doesn’t matter in these shows, does it?)
He gets drunk and starts acting weird , like stealing a child’s ice-cream-weird, and she has to apologise for him, chase him everywhere and carry him home... and yet he’s angry as hell just because she “let him get drunk” and then she put a bit of lipstick on his cheek, something he can wash away easily?? What’s this?? What a jerk :-/ she has to clean toilets all day, and she gets nothing because she  didn’t stop him from drinking... this is not right, do they treat all girls like this, or it’s not a gender-thing, they just treat like this all the poor, inferior people? :-/ What could she have done, smack him on the head and shout “bad:wine, bad! No drink!!” ?
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She’s about to have her revenge in another dream, but then saves him from a fire. Now that he knows her, does he remember that she’s in his dreams after he wakes up? 
At a tv interview, Wen planned for him to lose his face, having to do a bouquet thinking that he couldn’t, but he suddenly recovered...
An important client invites LingQi to a dinner with the two of them, and she drinks a bit, (Bohai only water this time), and it seems like she’s about to reveal his secret, but he begs her not to so she only reveals that he’s the drunk one under the mask in the online video... :p but later instead of driving her home he leaves her far away and drives off with her bag.. so she has to ask a girl to use her phone and call her dad, who was getting very worried :-/  To leave a girl alone at night far away from home, what kind of a man is that? :-/
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There’s a “traitor” in the company, someone leaked to the media the new designs for the new big job, and since only the three partners and LingQi can access Bohai’s computer, they think it was her. She saw MoNan in that office too, but doesn’t say it, won’t involve him believing him innocent, but he’s not, he has motives to go against Bohai’s company. He’s a president too..
The company risks losing credibility and all their clients now.
Everyone in the company now thinks she’s the traitor, and the colleagues treat her badly, only Baoni and Mo Nan are on her side.
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 A couple of men in the company trick her (?).
Director Zhou, the partner in love with Bohai, tries to force and then ask LingQi to admit to it and point Wen as the mastermind in order to save the company, but she did nothing wrong so she refuses. Zhou locks her in a warehouse, in the dark, and the poor think is scared of the dark :-( and has no phone. Mo Nan looks for her, but by chance Bohai finds her first and frees poor crying LingQi. 
Her parents hear her cry in her room, so dad asks MoNan about it, so they learn everything and try to console her. 
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LingQi tells Bohai to his face.. well the truth, actually, even if they will fall in love because this is a tv-series so it must happen, it doesn’t change the fact that that’s the truth, only because he has money he thinks he can mistreat people. He may do charity and all, but he’s still an arrogant @#@ who thinks he’s better than others only because he has money :-/
LingQi thinks the real culprit is Wen after all so she follows him but of course he finds out and when his man detains her she screams and MoNan runs to her rescue. 
The client asks for a billion for compensation, and Zhou shows the letter to LingQi and tells her that the company will sue her for leaking secrets and bankrupt her, unless she admits it pointing the blame on Wen. She’s desperate, but when MoNan asks she still denies not giving him away. 
When LingQi tells her parents, they give her all their savings to challenge it in court, since she didn’t do anything wrong.. love..
At the company meeting, when everyone thinks  it’ll be LingQi’s end, Bohai shows the repaired footage showing Wen’s man going into his office, so he’s the one who leaked the info... and she’s absolved completely, and everyone apologises to her.
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Bohai knows that the video had been altered, they sacrificed a man to save a more important one (yes, a richer one, how did you guess? ... anyway, Mo Nan I suppose).
Bohai knew all along it wasn’t LingQi but played her to investigate further, and now the three partners fear her reaction. Two flee, Bohai tries to hide :lol: when she finds him, he’s really hard and cruel, and later on he humiliates her in front of a client/guest/whatever.
When she uses a seller’s flower like a sword to hit him on a street, they both help her to sell the rest of the unsold flowers. It’s the only time he actually acted like a kind person. 
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Bohai takes LingQi on a business trip instead of his partner; the daughter of an important man is not satisfied with his flowers because she can’t get a date with them, or something. Bohai and LingQi keep quarrelling a lot, but when she walks alone that night and he sees a shady figure following her he goes back worried for her and stops the guy and he runs away immediately (that was easy..) but she doesn’t see him and thinking someone is about to attack her she uses the protection-spray on him until she realises that there was someone else there before. Because of this, he goes to see the doctor and she’ll have to work for the arrogant girl by herself. Actually, he goes back to enjoy some free time, it seems. 
When a guy takes ice-creams without paying at LingQi’s father’s shop, MoNan comes in and his attitude is strong enough that the guy pays and leaves. Dad is impressed. He is still working with Wen to find out Bohai’s secret. 
LingQi’s mother still dislikes MoNan because she thinks he’s poor and doesn’t want him too close to her daughter, but then she sees a very elegant guy coming out of his house and suddenly changes her mind. 
LingQi tries to make a super-bouquet, even asks to learn more about the guy the flowers are for, and to her surprise she learns that he has already a girlfriend. This miss would like something to steal it from her (not only arrogant but stupid, if some flowers can get him away from one girlfriend, would you really want someone like that? :/ ) . LingQi eventually tells her to her face that she is only an assistant, but that not even President Bo could help her because their flowers aren’t made to break other people’s feelings, and leaves. Since she blew this job and made the client angry, she’s now worried that Bohai will keep his word and ruin her father’s shop, so she confesses to her parents and apologises. Her dad is very sad to lose his shop.
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It turns out that the Miss really liked the bouquet that LingQi gave her, not for the man but for her especially, with a very nice note attached, something like ‘be your own queen and do not waste time and dignity pursuing who doesn’t love you’, and she writes to the company praising her a lot as a very very good florist. So, she’s not fired. She tells her dad and he hurriedly stops the discount sale :p
The girl that was fired by Bohai now tells LingQi that he took care of her family, that he’s a good person. 
Mo Nan still wants to find out Bohai’s secret, but without involving LingQi. 
Company partner Zhou is very jealous of LingQi, now more than ever, and tries to block her every chance. LingQi dares ask Bohai is she shouldn’t be transferred to be a real florist, and he tells her that she failed in the past because she was doing it for the wrong reasons, and that she must detach herself from him in order to succeed in being a florist. She says she did that already, and only see him as dirt now, but then he makes a move as if he was to kiss her and she raises her face, so he shouts ‘liar”’... that was low.. right on point, but still low.. and embarrassing for her...
Bohai never took any part in floral competitions because he’s afraid he could have another case of color-blindness and be in trouble in public, but MoNan and Wen work together to force him to do it. 
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Suddenly she has a little power, because he actually risks much more than she does (her father’s shop against his reputation, his company, everything), so she has him buy her a big meal, and can sometimes refuse to do something, and in one case he promises three times the salary to work after lunch.. 
Mo Nan figures out Bohai is afraid of fire. During a lunch-break show, a fire-throwing act impresses him, and suddenly he feels bad, holds LingQi’s hand and can’t see colors anymore. 
He must prepare for the finals, but he can’t see colors so he chooses flowers at random, a very bizarre selection that leaves everyone surprised, LingQi too, but he doesn’t tell her anything. 
She tells him that if he tells her what’s wrong she might be able to help him, but he won’t tell her anything..
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He insists on not involving LingQi, who knows why, and has his friend help him, describe him each flower so he can memorise it. 
Baoni doesn’t have the courage to tell MoNan she likes him. 
Bohai is not doing too well, and LingQi finds out everything about his problem. She help him, suggesting they use some technique to make flowers lose their color and make something in shades of grey and black and white (I didn’t see any black or grey, or anything other than a few white flowers actually); the jury likes the originality, but think that technique might be considered cheating, so he tells them all about the big fire 20 years ago, saying that’s his most memorable memory (the theme of the final), and everyone claps but Wen and Mo Nan. The winner is a man from the UK, because Bohai violated the rules not using fresh flowers; anyway, his work has been appreciated and he gets a special jury award and the job with the big client. 
As a thank you, after sending her home with his driver since she’s dead tired, he has her transferred to be a real florist. 
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She sleeps all day and doesn’t know until next morning Baoni tells her. Bohai sends her a bouquet specially made for her, and she realises who it’s from, and thanks him and tells him she prefers the real, imperfect Bohai to the idol she once worshipped. 
She now wants to win him over, and invites him home for dinner; she sends her parents to the cinema so she can cook a lot of stuff, and they eat together, but then her parents come back early :p she hides him under the table, maybe forgetting what kind of mother she has. As expected, without fail her mom starts talking about her and Bohai...  chopsticks fall on the floor, mom kneels down.. and the secret is out, so she runs out with him :p  they run away, parents run after them, they are found, her parents try to grab them, she holds them back to let him run away... :p
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Baoni gives LingQi a makeover, she does her hair, makes her a nice dress, gives her lipstick and everything, and when she coms to work she attracts everyone’s attention, but before Bohai sees her she managed to get her hair entangled in some plant and get moisture all over her... then she goes to his gym and makes a fool of herself, but when she falls down he picks her up and she’s all happy, pretending to be hurt where she’s not. 
Zhou is more and more jealous, and to get rid of her she pretends to have a love phone call with Bohai knowing she’s close and can’t help listening, and later makes her go to his house so she will find her wearing only a shirt. Poor LingQi now believes that Bohai and Zhou have a relationship..
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LingQi returns home as drunk as a skunk, as they say, and her parents have to put her to bed. Zhou confesses to Chen what she did, roughly, that she wants her to give up any ideas on Bohai. 
He buys LingQi new shoes and gives her an important job. MoNan keeps his distance because he’s in love with her and this might be a problem with his plans against Bohai. 
Baoni tries going on dates to forget about MoNan but can’t. 
They need to build the set for the new movie on “A Chinese ghost story” (the videogame in Love020 :D ) but during shooting there’s an accident, everything falls down, it was Wen’s plan. Zhou quickly blames it all on LingQi. MoNan is angry at Wen. An actress was injured and the movie production suffered a big money loss. LingQi says someone altered her orders, that those are not the documents she made, and only Bohai believes her. Zhou insists with him he must fire LingQi and he gets angry at her. 
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Zhou finds evidence that LianQi was telling the truth, but she throws it away, then she orders to fire her but Chen intervenes, he knows about the proof; it’s because of stupid women like this if women still have to much trouble in the world :-/ Bohai doesn’t love her, does she think that he will once she takes down all other women on Earth? How stupid and humiliating for her.
 Wen sends again a guy to sabotage them ruining the flowers... there was nobody guarding the place, but it was all a plan Bohai and MoNan played together, to expose Wen, and he is arrested.
Still, Bohai suspects MoNan. Talking with a friend, MoNan admits that he now knows his true feelings for LingQi...
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Baoni returns all the gifts that have been given to her, now only liking the poor backpack MoNan gave her. 
Zhou steals Bohai’s room key and orders a guy to get him drunk. Chen understands in time that she’s planning something, also revealing to LingQi that there’s no love affair between Bohai and Zhou. 
(It’s not clear to me how Zhou planned it. She gave him his room’s key, 1508, and took his, 1507. So he will enter 1508 and find her? How did she get in without the key? )
As soon as Chen enters the dark room, Zhou thinks it’s Bohai, grabs him and kisses him. He reveals himself, talks to her and she cries in his arms. LingQi has to deal with a drunken Bohai, so childish when he’s drunk, and she tells him how she likes him but he falls asleep.
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He tells LingQi that he remembers nothing of that night, but he does, and speaks to Zhou, telling her clearly that he only sees her as a business partner and trusted friend and nothing else. Chen wants to console her but still doesn’t tell her anything, when it seems so clear that he likes her. 
He remembers LingQi’s words and smiles. Baoni keeps trying to flirt with MoNan but he doesn’t get it; when she tells him she has two movie tickets, he takes them and walks away... she wanted to go with him, not to just give them to him...
LingQi’s dad is not feeling too well so she takes a day’s sick leave to help out at the store. Bohai goes there to see what’s up, covering his face, but then her ma notices him staring at LingQi’s and starts beating and yelling :p so he has to reveal his face, and they invite him home to dinner, and he has fun with them and looks happy. When they meet MoNan on their way out, Bohai is jealous :) and seeing them bickering like that, it was his nicest moment, I’d say.
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LingQi is forced to confess to Baoni and MoNan about the bracelet. Bohai is jealous but she keeps repeating that MoNan is not interested in her... 
When she falls down a ladder while working, he catches her, they fall on the ground, kind of kissing.. she quickly gets up, he takes her hand and pulls her down again (is he finally connecting her to his dreams?). Four people were looking for them, two because they are jealous, Zhou and MoNan, and they are startled to see them like that, while Zhen and Baoni smile and laugh. 
MoNan thinks of letting Bohai know all about the bracelet, thinking this way he won’t see her again and he’ll have a chance with her, but then seeing how miserable she is only thinking about it, he changes his mind and takes the documents away just in time.
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Zhou investigates the bracelet matter, after she heard Bohai say he started dreaming about LingQi before he even met her (end of last episode). LingQi wants to confess to Bohai the truth, then she dreams about him saying that cheating and betrayal can never be forgiven, and yet she goes to talk to him to tell him everything, but Zhou interrupts her because she has used tricks to learn the truth and wants to be her to tell Bohai, wanting him to fire her. Instead, he takes her to see a rare flower, where they can be alone, and he smiles, tells her she must never again hide something from him, and then he hugs her and keeps her tight :) so nice.
MoNan sees them together, goes out and gets drunk, and when he comes back home there’s Baoni waiting for him; he sees LingQi in her and hugs her, crying that she doesn’t want him, but doesn’t say her name, so she thinks he’s talking about her.
Bohai is now closer to LingQi than before, and Zhou gets angry when she sees that, but finally Chen tells her as it is, they have known him for years, when was he this happy? She says she likes him, and yet she wants to destroy that happiness? :-/
MoNan wants to give up his plans to acquire Bohai’s company, or something...
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His ‘friend’ (I like him) tries to convince him but MoNan seems determined to give up that idea.
Bohai smiles a lot now when he’s around LingQi, and when he takes her home he holds her hand, smiling :-) 
MoNan wants to resign, so Baoni decides she’ll talk to him at once. At dinner, she’s all ‘I know you like me, I like you too’, but he says that he does have someone he likes, but it’s not her... 
LingQi is waiting but Bohai is caught up at work; finally Zhou tells him he can go and he runs to her; she fell asleep waiting and knocks down a glass full of water.. on come cables, and soon the whole place is burning. Due to his childhood drama, Bohai is unable to save her. Fire officer are blocking people outside, but MoNan runs inside and saves her ( ... they were all outside, and he had to save her??? come on, what’s this? ). Bohai is desperate and keeps calling her name, but MoNan doesn’t let him in the ambulance. Now he won’t resign anymore, thinking that she won’t be happy with Bohai after all, and he can pursue her. 
When he goes to the hospital later, he hears Baoni telling her that she can’t be sure of his feelings, what is a man who can’t protect her, and that sort of stuff, and he feels stung in the heart... because of this, he refuses her :’( and MoNan hits where it hurts telling him to keep his word and stay away from her. She gets drunk and MoNan finds her and walks her home. That night Bohai puts the bracelet back on, and she enters his dreams and sees that the masked person he keeps fighting is himself, saying he is cursed and can’t love anyone because anybody who gets close to him will burn..
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She is transferred, it’s a kind of promotion I think, but away from him. He tells Chen that he doesn’t deserve love, that she will only get hurt with him. Zhou is quite happy with LingQi leaving, thinking she might have a shot after all -sigh-
Neither Bohai nor LingQi can function properly now :(
Chen finally confesses to Zhou that he likes her. She refuses him.
LingQi finds new determination to not give up on her love and feels better enough to go back to work in the shop. While Chen goes to LingQi to ask for a bouquet that expresses his love, Zhou asks Bohai to make her a bouquet that expresses the opposite.
Baoni tells the men in the company always flirting with her that she likes MoNan, so they hate him now.
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In order to better pursue MoNan, Baoni asks a friend to investigate his background...
Chen actively pursues Zhou, but she rejects his every move heartlessly. Bohai keeps thinking of LingQi. When a guy confesses to her, he takes him away and tells him a lot of absurd things to keep him away.. and she hears it all :p
LingQi asks Baoni to flirt with Chen to help him with Zhou :p
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Chen agrees to the plan and they come to work hand in hand.. and Zhou actually is a bit jealous :)
MoNan goes to meet a man who knew his father, to ask what happened 20 years before when he died, but doesn’t learn much. 
Zhou doesn’t fall for their tricks and spots the truth, though, and she tells him that he’ll never have a chance with him :( 
LingQi goes out drinking with Chen, and Zhou does the same. When they are drunk they see each other and keep drinking together, until the place closes but they fall asleep so the waiter takes LingQi’s phone and calls Bohai to come and pick them up... he roughly wakes Chen up and they each take a girl away. Zhou is so drunk she starts yelling that all those who professed eternal love to her were quickly gone but he tells her how he has loved her all these years, since the first day they met, and they kiss... 
MoNan is the son of the man that was a partner in that company, with Bohai’s mother, until that big fire killed him. 
LingQi wakes up in Bohai’s bed, and stupidly thinks that they kissed the whole night, or something :/
Zhou acts furtively because she doesn’t want the company to know about her and Chen, needing time to adjust, but of course she attracts more attention this way and everyone notices..
now it’s out in the open, but she’s quite content, glad that she saw his true feelings, that they saw each other’s heart and all that, and speaks to Bohai about his own happiness. Now that she’s with someone she’s not bitter anymore and even quite nice :)
Chen goes to tell LingQi that he’s together with Zhou now, and since she had made a bet with Bohai, she now goes to talk to him, to tell him to give it a try...
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Baoni learns about MoNan’s background, that he is well educated and kind of rich, and starts suspecting that he is a spy. He is convinced that Bohai’s mother killed his father, I don’t know why, I haven’t seen anything that would make it so certain...
When informations are leaked, damaging the company, Baoni suspects MoNan but nobody else has any idea. When MoNan starts being suspected, Baoni lies for him, saying they were together, but then he says that by doing so she risks making it worse, if the lie was uncovered.. poor Baoni, thinks she can’t even be of help...
LingQi asks Chen to get Bohai to wear the bracelet that night, but Bohai notices his plan; still, he wears it anyway, planning to ‘give her an answer’ in the dream, and they separately relive the terrible experience, when as a child he was trapped in the burning house, his ma couldn’t get to him and went away..
Someone booked all the roses before Valentine’s day, but the man seems inclined to sell them to Bohai simply for what he paid them...
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LingQi searches the internet for information about what happened to Bohai twenty years before but finds nothing, so MoNan suggests consulting newspapers. She learns what happens in the library, and goes to hug Bohai, who tells her that whatever she knows, no matter how much she insists and wait, he won’t change his mind; MoNan sees him yelling at her, and takes her hand dragging her away, and confesses to her. Needless to say, she only sees him as a friend, this is all impossible for her. Next day, she only wants to forget about it and tells him to do the same. Baoni doesn’t need to be  told to understand the truth.
The flowers that guy gave them ‘so generously’ are all bad quality, and ruined the next day (same as happened to his mom’s shop when he was little, soon before the fire). Many want their money back, but when Bohai goes looking at LingQi’s shop, she is selling well. I think Bohai received the good flowers, while all the smaller shops received the bad ones.  
They are relieved that the crisis is over, when worse happens: it’s all over the news, the story of Bohai’s mother, and the rumour that Bohai planned the low-quality-thing with the company that gave the flowers, to put all the smaller shops out of business, stuff like that. Now they media and the small shops are all against him. 
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They find the reporter that took compromising pictures and plan a press conference, but then someone calls Bohai threatening LingQi, but when he gets to her, MoNan has already ‘saved’ her form a falling vase, and someone (MoNan’s friend) calls him that more will happen if they go on with the conference.. so he cancels it. MoNan tries to convince that Bohai is not for her, but she doesn’t like to hear this talking. She doesn’t want secrets with Baoni so he tries to tell her, but she knows already. 
Bohai tries to make peace with the shop owners giving them flowers at half price, but during delivery they get lost, another trick to destroy him. 
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LingQi has gone personally to find replacements for the flowers, but the truck she’s in has an accident. Bohai runs to her, calls an ambulance for the poor driver, and finds LingQi, shouting at her that she’s stupid to risk her life for just some flowers. She yells back that she’s willing for love while he’s just a coward... he hugs her now, and says he will never let her go...
Baoni doesn’t want to see LingQi anymore, I guess it hurts to see her. 
Bohai is now happy with LingQi, and takes her hand in the company so everyone knows :-)  When Baoni hears some girls talk bad about LingQi, she defends her strongly :-)
Bohai has now to face her parents, but he easily wins dad over, and mom shows her her concern that she must really love him and be happy and not do it to please them.. so they look like a happy family :-) She shows him her bedroom, and he sees a note and understands something: a few years back he started selling flowers by the street, and things were very slow and not encouraging. Once he threw away a bouquet, and ‘a girl’, LingQi, picked it up saying how beautiful they were, so he started leaving a bouquet every day, until the business got better and he rented a shop. It was his last day there, so he waited for her with a bouquet in his hands, but she didn’t show up. And we are back at the first episode, when she got dumped and stopped to cry in a corner. He was passing by, saw her, and gave her the bouquet. 
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Bohai follows the car of his ‘enemy’, but only talks to the driver, MoNan keeps hidden in the backseat.. :-/ not very honourable, whatever his reasons :-/
Of course Bohai understands that whoever it is didn’t come out because they would recognise him as someone in their company, and when Chen asks Baoni about the people absent from work, she tells MoNan but he’s rather mean, asks if she wants to threaten him, then tells her he doesn’t need nor want her help..
He knows he has his back covered, in fact Chen finds his alibi verified... so Bohai fires the wrong man.
Bohai and LingQi are so cute when they are happy together :-)
Baoni tries to get MoNan to give up or open up to her, but he tells her to stay out of his way. 
To catch the real spy, Bohai and his partners pretend that his mother’s back and living in a nursing home, and MoNan does go there but at the last moment he’s warned about the trick and tries to run away. 
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Now that he’s been exposed, MoNan tells LingQi he’s the spy, and locks Bohai into a container later filled with smoke. He’s in shock until LingQi arrives to tell him not to be afraid, she’s there... MoNan tells her the story of how his dad died while mom disappeared. I find him a bit despicable, he may be hurt but there is no proof whatsoever one way or another, he should investigate not rage war. The happy note is that he spared Bohai the pain of having to tell her, which would have been difficult for her to understand and believe. MoNan obviously moves out and into a hotel. 
To cheer her up, Bohai went to the part to dance with LingQi’s mom :lol: then announcing he’s her boyfriend :-) this must be the peak of the show :-D
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MoNan and his boss (mentor?) William try to expose his color blindness at an award ceremony, but not only he can do a bouquet, he explains to everyone that he did have that problem, but never deceived anyone and is now completely healed... she cured him... awww as long as he has her, he’ll be fine :-)
Baoni can’t let go and keeps around MoNan, but he insists on Bohai’s mother killing her father and that he doesn’t want to see her again. 
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MoNan threatens Qiqi, telling her to break up with BoHai and he’ll stop, or they’ll be consequences...
he wants to ruin him, starts taking away clients and stuff. Qiqi starts being worried but Bohai seems confident. MoNan doesn’t give up, she refuses again. At night she gets worried and asks him where he is, he says at home, and then she sees him outside ‘her’ place... and they’re so nice together :) 
Another trick brings the company in a big trouble, and LingQi tells MoNan that like Baoni she also was so naive as to keep hope in him, but from now on, they are enemies.
Things get worse but Bohai still appears confident, because at least he has her :) It’s MoNan the most unhappy here, drinking himself into oblivion, and he tells his ‘friend’ that he is worried he might succeed and Qiqi will sacrifice herself to protect Bohai... I don’t know their relationship, the guy seems to be working for MoNan, but also seems to be worried about him...
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LingQi sees in a dream how important his company is for him, what he has left of his mother, and wakes up in a lot of pain, understanding that he is suffering much more than he let her see because of this situation. She agrees to MoNan’s condition, only asking for one last day of happiness with Bohai.. She can’t do it face to face, so she breaks up with him in a dream :’(
As he wakes up he starts looking everywhere for her, but she won’t be found. As she tells MoNan she did it (but that she’ll never be with him anyway), things for the company go better. Bohai attacks MoNan at his hotel. Later Baoni tries again to talk to him but he’s cruel to her. 
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MoNan only has his ‘friend’ to talk to openly. Bohai has not gone color-blind, because he doesn’t feel abandoned, he knows that she was forced to leave him, and is determined to win against MoNan to prove her that he can do it and he can protect her, and she doesn’t need to sacrifice for him... 
William drags MoNan lower and lower by the minute. He asks JiBin to investigate him... I hope nothing bad happens to him, I like him...
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After a mild accident to Bohai, LingQi agrees to be with MoNan if he’ll stop. Bohai now feels abandoned again, MoNan takes Qiqi to the fair wanting to tell Bohai that they are together now.
(I know it’s not the main plot, but doesn’t he wonder even a little bit where JiBin went?? I hope he’s alright). 
So MoNan asks her to marry him in front of everyone and she has to accept. Bohai feels ill again, and William exposes him as a fraud, bringing in the man they used to do his work when he was sick in the past. Chen and Zhou take him quickly away. So, he was not strong enough after all...
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Qiqi is desperate, William enters the company as the new boss saying Bohai sold him the  company, and nobody can find him anymore. 
JiBin is being held prisoner, to keep him away from MoNan, but he’s so cool he frees himself and escapes :-) and immediately calls MoNan. William worked at the flower-company of 20 years ago, needed money for his sick son, he was the one who planned the low-quality-flowers-scam that was ruining the company; Bohai’s mom ran away because she clearly saw that help was on the way, she couldn’t reach him but there was a man chasing her (William, I think, who had been found out), and she lost him, and William enjoyed seeing their sons fighting each other...
So, no surprise, the big baddie is William, but MoNan too, I know he was raised in hate by the evil man, but he could still choose, and every step of the way he chose the evil path. 
One thing is not clear though, the matter of the child: was that before or after the company crisis? Did they really not help when a child was about to die? Did he plan the scam to raise money for the child or simply because he’s a greedy bastard?
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LingQi goes back to the company, to keep it afloat while waiting for Bohai to return and get it back.
MoNan feels... I don’t know, but JiBin calls Baoni to help him , and she’s all “it’s not your fault”... well... it is a bit his fault, girl, come on...  but she gets better and speaks well, saying the others feel worse than him and a man who make mistakes should correct them...
LingQi works as the new director, months pass by, she takes care of Bohai’s house, and of his company, but after a year, still nobody knows where he is...
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The whole year, both Baoni and JiBin have stayed with MoNan, while he plans to revenge on William.  (at least he says thank you to JiBin...) 
 After a whole episode of flashbacks and circling around each other at a flower market, LingQi and Bohai finally meet (because she finds him) and hug and cry. Still, after saying that he’s a useless loser, he says he doesn’t want to go back to a past that contains her... poor Qiqi, after all she’s done..
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Finally he tells her that he doesn’t hate her, never have, only hates himself, and won’t go back, that he’s a loser and still unable to see colors, no way he could get the company back...
William wants to fire half of the staff; LingQi tries for a long while to convince Bohai then she goes back to save the company. Bohai comes back (Chen Mo shouts at him and then hugs him :-D). He enlists MoNan’s help in defeating William. MoNan goes to Qiqi to make up. 
Bohai and LingQi are together again; good, it took too long...
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The police find the remains of Bohai’s mother, she didn’t come back for him because she was dead. 
MoNan and Bohai buy enough shares of the company and together with the other remaining holders he is reelected president of the company. Soon enough it turns out they were too much in a hurry, and now the company is in big financial trouble. Since this is known, the creditors force their way in pushing their way through and grab flowers boxes like a barbaric horde, what an indecent scene :-/
Bohai and LingQi cook together, and there is again that happy-moments-music: la-laila-la,laaf la laila  lala  
Bankrupcy procedures are started, and to stop them MoNan goes to the Floricultural Association to confess what he did to acquire the company, involving obviously William, so the procedure is stopped for investigation. 
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In a dream, Bohai and LingQi realise that his mother put the proof of William’s fraud into a toy that she kept in a safe, which has been found with her remains , so now Bohai can go to the police with actual evidence and they promise to investigate. Now that things are at this point, the big corporation behind Williams takes a step away from him, blaming him alone for all the bad actions, and giving Bohai... I don’t remember, whatever he needed to make it good news for everybody..
Monan doesn’t go to jail, I think he has to pay some compensation and stay out of the business for a few years, but otherwise he’s free, poor but free, back to be Baoni’s poor best friend. 
Aaaaaand... they did it again, to end a show with a disappointing finale:
LingQi wishes upon a flower to marry Bohai and is disappointed when he doesn’t ask right away, then wants him to buy her a very expensive ring (they were in financial trouble since a few hours back...), and then Bohai is ran over by a car driven by William, in a very bad-looking accident. There’s a long scene where a covered-in-blood-LingQi cries at the hospital.
The deaths of their parents are considered accident but William is sentenced to life in prison because of fraud?? What?
MoNan is giving lectures in university and again living in Qiqi’s rooftop, Baoni sticks to him as usual, Zhou is the new director, she had a baby boy with Chen, and we see LingQi all alone, wandering the streets, dreaming at night that she would marry her Bohai and waking up sad because she’s alone... until they meet and we learned that he had to spend a year in Europe but came back earlier because he missed her, and he proposes...  who knows why he spent months in Europe, or why he is working in a little shop...
The end... :-/ bleah. Come on, why did they make a finale like this? The last few episodes have been too slow and boring. Nobody has seen JiBin for the last four episodes and nobody cares about him, MoNan’s sense of brotherhood is to use someone when he needs him and stop caring when he doesn’t, I guess. 
The last episode was all wrong, the dream, the accident, them trying to make us think that he’s dead, the long long scenes (she cries for two minutes! ) the boring ending... 

Really a bad ending. It could have been worse, I admit that, but it could have been a lot better.

sabato 2 febbraio 2019

Hoodwinked! - 2005

It’s rather silly but it’s also fun and entertaining, the Red Riding Hood story told as a mystery...
It starts with an interesting voice saying that there’s more to the story we all know.. then we move to grandma’s cottage, when Red arrives and the wolf is in bed wearing a granny-mask, but she doesn’t fall for it and he reveals himself. She’s ready to defend herself and he’s ready to take her down, when granny hops out of the closet all tied up, and the hunter jumps through the window wielding an axe. The police arrive, and chief Grizzly wants to arrest them all when long-legs-frog Flippers arrive. The chief has a case of recipe-thieves that’s upsetting him, and he thinks his trail ends right here in granny’s cottage. Still, Flippers wants to hear their stories. Red (who is called so because of the hood she wears; Flippers “what about when you’re not wearing it?” “... I usually wear it”)   is the first: she was making deliveries for her granny’s goodie shop, and on the road she saw many goodies shop closing for good because of the recipes-bandit, and she phoned her granny to see if she might know what to do about it. She didn’t, but Red was still concerned and thought she should bring granny her book of recipes for safekeeping (...why?). Even if her granny told her not to, when someone threw a stone into her house warning she’d be next, she took the book and rode to her granny. In the woods she met the wolf who wanted her goodies and the book, she sprayed him and ran away, and he shouted “I’ll get you and your little granny too”. She asked directions to a goat cursed by a witch to sing everything he says, and she finally reached granny’s cottage up the mountain and found the wolf who attacked her and then the woodsman burst in screaming “like a maniac”.
Next, Flippers hears it from the wolf:
it turns out Flippers remembers him, he’s a reporter, an investigative journalist apparently, and he thinks Red might be the goody bandit so he explains that he followed her and heard bits of her conversation with her bunny friend, but only the suspicious bits not the whole thing, so he followed her and questioned her. He’s the one who blows up the rollercoaster-mine after his squirrel friend decided to light up a whole bunch of dynamite ‘candles’. I liked that when he read the name Dynamite and said ‘it must be Italian’ it’s because he actually read it with the Italian pronunciation :-)  When he finally reaches granny’s cottage, the wolf finds it empty and doesn’t even notice that there’s a tied-up granny in the closet. He disguises himself as granny to get Red to talk and get his answers. 
Next up is the woodsman, who turns out to be an actor; he drives a schnitzel-on-a-stick truck, and while he was singing with the children his truck got robbed; the director called him saying he had to come back the next day and audition again, only better, so to go into the woods and practice, be a real woodsman! Find an axe and swirl it around! And so he did, he started chopping trees down :-( even a nice, very big tree that then fell down towards him so he started running downhill and fell through the window inside the house...
It’s now granny’s turn, and Red is surprised to find out that they don’t tell each other everything after all, and that granny has a closet full of sport-trophies, she likes to snowboard and sky jump and skateboard and surf... so when she told Red not to come it was because she wanted to go to the “extreme dream snow sports competition” . There were four bad people there who tried everything to get rid of her, but she got moves that not even Neo in Matrix dared and when they said they’d go after Red next she got worried. She’s the one who caused the avalanche to get rid of them, or at least slow them down, and after winning the competition she parachuted herself off and flew home. She entered by the chimney and got entangled in her own chute. 
Red is sad her granny lied to her, and did all these things while at the same time demanding she stayed home safe, and so she walks out alone for a bit under the soundtrack ‘now Red is blue’.
Flippers makes a recap: the actor is guilty of cutting down the red trees but he points out someone robbed him first; maybe a competitor like granny? to which she replies: “I may lead a double life full of secrets and deception but that’s no reason to be suspicious”, or maybe they were all victims of a hungry wolf who says he simply followed the little girl... and now Red and the book are gone... and now Flippers says it may have been someone who was always present at anything that happened.. the bunny! Flippers sends the police after the bunny! Red tries to fight him but the bunny’s stronger and with the help of the four evil skiers they trap her. Granny, wolf and actor Kurt go after them and save Red and the police arrest  all the baddies.
When it’s all over Mr Flippers asks Red, granny, Wolf and the squirrel if they want to work for him on undercover, impossible missions in far away places, for his “happily ever after agency”, and they agree..
ITA cappuccetto rosso e gli insoliti sospetti
Red-Anne Hathaway
Granny-Glenn Close
Woodsman-Jim Belushi
Wolf-Patrick Warburton
Flippers-David Ogden Stiers
Woolworth-Chazz Palminteri

Twitchy-Cory Edwards

是!尚先生 Yes! Mr Fashion - 2016

So so. There’s Wang Duo in it, which is what made it watchable to the end, because honestly he’s the only good thing about it, so funny and sweet, I really like this actor, he’s very very good, funny and touching. I wish him a long successful career, but the two leads were not really likeable, no. Yes, it was a nice teenage series, but as it often happens it concentrated too much on the two main characters. I also liked the actresses playing Leng Shan and Victoria whose names are, according to Dramalist, Wu Vivian and Yuan Zi Yi. They were very good too, funny and beautiful and charming. 
I’m not doing an episode-by-episode description because I can’t be bothered with that in this series, but I watched all the 28 episodes and this is what happens. 
When Shang Bo Ran’s father dies, he learns that the company has been split between him, the deceased’s sister and also Leng Shan, who has been assigned with running it. There’s also a 10% that nobody knows who gets it for a long time. Shang Bo Ran appears to be a spoiled, rich, rude, arrogant, unpleasant guy, who meets Li Xiao Kui and uses her to spy on Leng Shan. She’s the female lead so she’s described as having an irresistible energy, always positive and innocent, but also very invasive and silly. Bo Ran uses a false name and is hired into his own company, along with Xiao Kui. When she meets an old friend who obviously is in love with her, Bo Ran becomes jealous and starts pursuing her in his own arrogant way, but when he comes out with his own name she’s angry that he lied to her, but it doesn’t take much for her to forgive him and even be the one to apologise :-/
He makes a bet that his new project will beat Leng Shan’s new project, and whoever wins will run the company and be the new CEO. Leng Shan’s personal assistant tries to sabotage them; they manage well anyway, but they lose in the end. Xiao Kui is promoted to Leng Shan’s personal assistant and during a visit to her house she sees a picture of a baby, the same picture she has left from her parents who she always thought were dead. When Victoria tells everyone that Leng Shan stole from the company, she’s thrown out and he’s all happy that he defeated her, but then he learns that she’s Xiao Kui’s mother and he falls into depression. We learn now that he apparently has always suffered of chronic depression, and they show it by putting him into a catatonic state, unable to talk or move, for a long time... 
When Xiao Kui reveals to Leng Shan that she is her daughter whom she thought was dead, she’s reassured that she never had a relationship with Bo Ran’s father, and when she tells him that she’s not his sister after all he suddenly comes out of his illness and is ok again. Just like that.
His aunt had taken control of the company while he was ill, and now they learn that she had plotted against his mother, I think she actually killed her, and they start working on a plan to take her down. Of course they win and Xiao Kui is now happy with her boyfriend, her mother, and her friends...
What happens is: during a show, they play the recording of her confession, everything she said when she was alone talking to her catatonic nephew, and she’s taken away for questioning. 

Bo Ran is, according to Xiao Kui, nice and kind at heart, but he keeps ordering her and his friend Xing Ren around. He had a few nice words for her, that’s true, but never a nice one for his friends. He uses his money to win people over. He secretly paid for Xing Ren’s education, and at the end he buys a house where they can all live in when they lose theirs. 

Xiao Kui has indeed a good heart, but she’s too invasive for my taste: waking people up when she thinks it’s the right time, making people exercise whether they want it or not, telling people what to eat, calling Gao Ming lots of times because she hasn’t seen him in a few hours tops... honestly you just want to shout at her to mind her own business and let people live their lives.

The other characters are: 
Wang Duo plays Wang Xing Ren, also called Xiao Wang Wang by his friends. Bo Ran, Xiao Kui and Zhen Ni live in his house. He’s very loyal to Bo Ran who is the most important person to him, although Bo Ran treats him like a servant. He’s a lawyer, although he basically only works for Bo Ran doing whatever he asks him to do. Sometimes he appears to be silly, but at the end it turns out that if they defeated the evil aunt it was all thanks to him, although nobody ever thanked him. He’s the one who thought of hiding a recorder when aunt visited Bo Ran, which was their strongest proof against her. Also, he’s apparently the one who switched Bo Ran’s medicine, since aunt had exchanged them and he was taking stuff that made him worse. 

Zhen Ni, Xiao Kui’s best friend, is too much over the line, I guess she’s supposed to be the comedy-part of the show but the character is exaggerated, always too much, and becomes more annoying than funny. Apparently she’s in love with Xing Ren, but their situation is never cleared. He keeps shooing her away and yet he appeared sad when he thought he had to leave the country to take care of Bo Ran and maybe never come back. 
Leng Shan, she starts off as the big baddy, then turns into one of them after finding a common enemy and being revealed as the FL’s mom. She even tells Bo Ran that his father entrusted him to her, which doesn’t explain why she was so hostile towards him before, and why she tried to prevent him from running the company, and why she welcomed Victoria’s tricks to ruin their work. Maybe she didn’t suggest it, but she didn’t disapprove of it either. 
Director Han, who works for the company too. Xiao Kui admires him very much, and he’s in love with Leng Shan.
Gao Ming, Xiao Kui’s old friend from school, is a fashion designer who starts working for Bo Ran and is in love with her, but when she rejects him he keeps helping her as a friend becoming closer and closer to model Angela, who loves him. 


Zootopia - 2016

Loved it! So cute ! The animals act like humans (there are no humans in this world) but it’s very nice, they’re not really humans, they’re civilized animals who stopped killing each other :p although it’s not specified of course what lions and such eat...
It’s about little bunny Judy who wants to become a police officer, but there are no bunnies in the police force ... she doesn’t give up, she grows up and joins the police academy, and is good at it. Officially become an officer, she goes to Zootropolis full of hopes and dreams. At first, she’s on parking duty , but that’s not what she wants to do, she wants to be a real police officer! So at the first opportunity she promises an otter that she’ll find her missing husband. Her boss only gives her 48 hours to find him, although many other animals have disappeared and the department hasn’t found them after two weeks.... she starts investigating, and she can only start with fox Nick Wilde, the only one she knows that was near the scene when the otter went missing. He’s a hustler, but she records him saying how much money he’s ever made and she blackmails him into helping her or he’ll go to jail for evading taxes... they manage to find the plate of the car he was in, then go to find the owner of the car, but all the workers are sloths and when she can finally get the name it’s night already... they finally find the car, and it shows clear sign of battle. They meets Mr Big, the mole who owns the car, and he looks like a mob-godfather... he’s about to ‘ice them’ but it turns out that his daughter is the little one Judy saved earlier, so dad helps them instead, telling them that the otter became suddenly wild and attacked the driver himself... they go talk with the jaguar driver but suddenly he becomes wild too. They look at the traffic cameras thanks to the help of sheep-assistant mayor. They see that some wolves took the jaguar away, out of town. They go there and find all the missing animals, and also the mayor himself trying to keep it a secret, with staff trying to figure out what happened to them. All the victims, the animals that went wild, were predators, and since the mayor is a lion he didn’t want everybody to know that. Judy arrests him, and the case solved... it seems, but it’s not, yet.
Judy has to talk at a press conference, and she’s very nervous. Now friends, she tells Nick that he could become a police officer too and work with her, but then she tells the journalists that all the wild animals were predators only, and that it might be a genetic thing, that it might be something in their dna... she keeps on talking, not realising that she’s creating big trouble... silly naive girl...
Nick is hurt by her words, and leaves. The city becomes divided, preys start being scared/suspicious of predators, and she feels really bad for ruining the city. Now the sheep-assistant-mayor is the new mayor, but Judy quits her job, thinking she failed, she wanted to make the world a better place and instead she made it a worse one. 
She goes back home, to work with her parents.. to discover that she actually got to them with her ideals on all animals working together, and they are actually in business with a fox ! The same one that was a bully when they were little kids, is now a better fox (from how he talks I’d say after a good therapy..) and makes cakes. From him, she learns that a certain kind of blue flowers is called ‘the night howlers’, and that a rabbit went savage after eating them... so she goes back to Zootropolis and finds Nick, apologises and they keep working together :-)
They find a weasel that stole night-howlers and he says he sold them to a ram.. they find him, and discover that he’s using the flowers to make a drug that, when it hits an animal, makes him go wild... later on it turns out that it was all a plan by sheep-now-mayor who hates predators and framed them. 
She’s arrested of course, and Nick becomes a police officer and starts working with Judy :-) 
All the animals that were affected by the serum are cured, and Zootropolis is back to normal :-)

I liked it a lot, the moments the characters showed signs of acting like the animals they are were adorable... although at the beginning they had a fox acting like a feline... when Judy was young, fox-bully Gideon took out his claws and scratched her face.. like a cat... but foxes are of the canidae-family, they are not feline, can they really act like that?? Not for nothing when later on Nick pretends to be wild and to kill her, he bites her, that’s much more natural.
ITA Zootropolis

Now you see me - 2013

Disappointing. It promised to be exciting in the way that good magic tricks are, but as it often happens it is easy to build up biiiig stories and events but it’s not so easy to wrap it up successfully. The ending is terrible, it has no sense at all, it’s left partially unexplained, nobody knows what will happen to the protagonists, plus the love story is terrible, unbelievable, forced, added only because apparently American movies HAVE to include a love story, which is very very annoying because, as a woman, I ask : can’t you refrain yourself from adding love-stories every time a woman is in the cast? Is that the reason why you cast women? The only reason? Can’t you really accept the idea that a woman could work with a male colleague without falling for him???  
Anyway, that’s not the main problem, the whole plot is the main problem.
In a few words, the plot is: four people who perform magic tricks to live receive a card that apparently has a special meaning: they meet and start working together. They become famous, then they rob a bank, they rob a millionaire, they rob a safe and they give all the money to the people in the city, or to those that went to see their show. They are chased by the FBI and a woman from Interpol, but are never caught, and they frame a guy named Thaddeus who has fun in destroying other magicians simply putting all the money of the safe into his car, so he’s arrested. At the end, after having completed successfully their plan, they are accepted into a sort of secret society for ‘real magicians’ and we hear nothing more about them. The FBI guy goes to meet the Interpol woman and explains everything to her because they are in love :-/  and she’s ok with it because apparently she likes magic and isn’t troubled at all about the robberies (well, ok, took from the rich and gave to the poor ) or by Thaddeus fate (I mean, is it really fair? really? he’s in prison, and he’ll be who knows for how long if he’s ever found guilty, all because he discredited a magician? ), she simply smiles at Ruffalo because that’s her role, and the only reason she’s there.
Surprise surprise, but not really, the FBI guy was the one who put the magicians together and asked them to do all this, because Thaddeus ruined his father’s career forcing him to do a dangerous trick to regain popularity: he tried to free himself from a locked safe at the bottom of a river, but the safe was badly done by the safe-company so he couldn’t open it, the millionaire owned the insurance company that didn’t pay the insurance money, and the bank too, I don’t remember exactly how but it was involved. 
Now, let’s get into this. Using tricks they actually robbed a French bank - even in Ocean’s eleven it wasn’t that easy - they stole the millionaire’s money simply hacking into his account because they knew his childhood pet’s name, they rob a safe simply putting a huge mirror in the warehouse so everyone thought there was no safe, and nobody saw them when they broke the mirror and actually robbed it, they pretended that one of them died pulling a kind of ‘fast and furious’ stunt, and they keep nothing for themselves, and then all they get is that the man who asked them to do it tells them that they are accepted into this “eye”, this secret society of magicians... which means what, that they are now ‘real magicians’ ? Doing real magic? 
I mean, how does stepping onto a carousel make them real magicians? Is there anyone else in this society? What happens to them now? This FBI-Dylan had to be in it already if he could ‘accept’ them, so what, is he a ‘real’ magician too? Then why did he need them?
The real robberies were too easy, the reward unclear, their future unknown... 
I could bear with all this for the first half of the movie, but after such an ending one simply feels played, made fun of; they tried to put together Ocean’s eleven, fast and furious and action-movies-chases, but it didn’t work. 
The movie is not a complete fail only because they hired a lot of good/famous actors who caught the viewers attention.
Cast:
The magicians, also called The Four Horsemen (... sob...)
Daniel - Jesse Eisenberg
Henley - Isla Fisher
Merritt - Woody Harrelson
Jack - Dave Franco
also
FBI Dylan - Mark Ruffalo
Interpol Alma - Mélanie Laurent
Thaddeus - Morgan Freeman
Arthur - Michael Caine

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Days of thunder - 1990

Well, it was a bit boring, honestly. A bit like ‘top gun’ but with less appeal and much more dirt. There is no much heart in this movie, unless you really really like watching stuff about car racing, there isn’t much else here. The only thing I liked was Robert Duvall. 
Tom Cruise plays Cole, an ambitious, impetuous young man that knows nothing at all about cars but is good at driving and wants to be a pilot in race car championships. He starts driving for boss Tim (Randy Quaid) with the help of Harry (Robert Duvall) who makes a car for him and works on it trying to find a connection with this arrogant guy. They do establish a relationship, start working together, Cole trying to explain in his own words what is wrong with the car so Harry can fix it. After a bad start he finally starts doing well, until the day he has an accident, crashing into Rowdy’s car (Michael Rooker). Both end up at the hospital, and meet doctor Lewicki (Nicole Kidman). 
After a very bad start (Cole thought she was another joke from the guys, that they had hired again a girl to play a part, he takes her hand and puts it on... well, yeah, quite an embarrassing way to meet your doctor), Cole and the doctor start seeing each other and fall in love. Of course. 
Cole has no serious damage, but Rowdy won’t be able to compete anymore. Tim has found another driver, a young ambitious unscrupulous guy who takes his place. After maybe a year, Cole talks to Harry about competing again with Rowdy’s car (Rowdy asked him so he can get the money from the sponsors). He does, and what do you know, he wins, also winning his fears after the accident. 
What a surprise. 
Cole was a hot-head, repeating that racing is the only thing he can do, and there wasn’t much more to his character. 
Harry was ‘the car whisperer’, always talking to the car, but at least he was a better actor. 
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Apollo 13 - 1995

Interesting. The movie focuses on the problems that this mission had, basically on how to get them home safely. I liked the process of coming up with ideas to solve every problem that presented itself. I don’t know if it went exactly like that, but my favourite thing was how a team of people brought a bunch of stuff in a room saying ‘this is all they’ve got up there, so we must use this to find a solution” and they came up with something they had to make in order to make the air breathable. I liked and admired that bit more than anything. If it really happened, I wonder who were those brilliant people. 
In this world, people only care about the surface, the face at the front, and don’t value enough all the brilliant work that goes on behind the scene. 
 The plot is this: Astronauts Jim Lovell (Tom Hanks) and Fred Haise (Bill Paxton) prepare to go to the moon on the Apollo 13. Ken Mattingly (Gary Sinise) is not allowed to go because the doctor says he might get ill soon, so Jack Swigert (Kevin Bacon) goes instead. The media don’t care at all about this mission, because it’s not the first one, because there’s nothing “big” to report, until there’s an explosion up there causing a lot of damage. All of a sudden three people risk dying in space and all the media are suddenly so interested in them. 
The three of them have to face a difficult situation, many problems, the air becoming unbreathable, the temperature dropping till freazing point, no energy left in the shuttle, lots of big problems. The people at Houston work to find a solution to each problem, to keep them alive until they can attempt to get them back. 
At the end, they manage to get to Earth alive, and everyone cheers. 
In the movie there are also:
Ed Harris as Gene Kranz, some kind of boss telling everyone to find solutions quickly.

Kathleen Quinlan as Mrs Lovell, the stay-at-home wife who worries for him.

venerdì 1 febbraio 2019

Shooter - 2007

Not bad, the first half was by far better than the second but all in all a good action movie; The first half  was interesting and captivating, I liked it a lot; the second half became full intrigue and explanations and shootings, with a bit of the usual “I’m the hero because I’m lucky” routine, and the ending was, like, well... simplistic might be a word, stupid might be another.
For once the supporting characters were not bad, and there were no sex scenes, which is almost a miracle; there is no absurd love story that feels out of place, not there is the much abused “I’ll leave you here to die thus giving you time to save yourself” moments. This is good. 
What is present though is the usual fact that they develop the story making it almost impossible, and therefore as it always happens the ending has many points that are weak, rather stupid, and drag the movie down.
The plot: a retired sniper is called back to work by a colonel Johnson who convinces him with big words about patriotism. Bob Lee Swagger must help them ensure the safety of the President of the United States. He accepts of course but then something goes wrong. Someone ‘supposedly’ shoots at the President but instead kills the archbishop of Ethiopia. A cop shoots Swagger and everyone thinks he did it. He knocks unconscious FBI agent Memphis and escapes with his car. He goes to the only person he can hope will help him. He has nobody, but his dead friend Donnie had a woman, Sarah, so he shows up at her place asking for help. He’s barely alive, and he asks her to patch him up. She follows all the instructions and then saves him the best she can.
Memphis is blamed for his escape, and looking into it he finds himself more and more dubious that Swagger really did it. He keeps investigating, Swagger too because he’ll never get out of it unless he finds out the truth. Swagger saves Memphis’ life and they work together. They find the real shooter and he tells him everything he knows, that the archbishop was the real target, that they want to hide the fact that the government is involved in terrible things, that a whole village in Ethiopia was massacred because they wanted to build a pipeline in that area. The colonel sends some men to kidnap Sarah so to have leverage against him, but he has some too, he recorded the assassin’s words. They meet the colonel and the senator behind all this on a mountaintop. Swagger frees Sarah and takes down all the snipers. He destroys the recording, lets the senator escape and when the FBI that he called comes, he surrenders. 
The director of the FBI and the Attorney General for the US accept to listen to him. He proves that he could not have done what they say he did and he’s freed, but the colonel is too because there are no proofs against him. 
At the end, Swagger surprises the colonel and the senator while they are laughing about the whole thing and planning the next move, probably something similar to the African village, and kills them all, before joining Sarah in a car, and she drives away. 
Now, the good points:
the beginning is interesting, he does what he’s asked because he’s alone (he only has his dog) and he has nothing in his life, so the patriotism is the only thing that can touch him. He tries to do a good job but is surprised by the events and can only run away. 
Memphis is the FBI scapegoat; they blame him, say he shamed the department, and warn him on what he’ll say in his report. He says that the fact that a veteran like Swagger was able to disarm an agent just out of the academy does not make him shameful at all, only lucky to be alive. Good reasoning. Swagger’s words of innocence made him think so he looks into it and finds it strange that such a good shot like him could miss his target and kill someone so far away. That’s a good point.
Also it’s a rather weird coincidence that the cop who shot Swagger was very soon killed by common criminals on the street. 
When some men kidnap him, he’s beaten up to find out what he knows before they try to kill him, and finally Swagger saves him. How were they planning on killing him? What was that thing that they attached to his arm? I guess some kind of device that was supposed to leave a wound as if he had killed himself, but what about the injuries due to the beating? What about any possible mark left by that thing forcing his hand to his head? And also, who was supposed to fire the gun, he himself is the only answer that makes sense if they wanted a suicide, but in that case, couldn’t he fire the gun, unload it before it reached his head? Did I miss something here? How was that scene supposed to go? Come to think of it, we have after all a “won’t kill you right away but give you time to get rescued” scene.
When Sarah opens the door, Swagger is very convincing and also very much injured. I liked her character because she doesn’t “necessarily” fall in love with him. What we see is: her Donnie’s death has made a loner out of her as it did with Swagger; she loved Donnie and three years later she has no boyfriend; maybe she’s not 100% sure of what happened, but Donnie liked and respected Swagger, he’s the closest thing to Donnie she’ll ever find, and he’s dying, so she saves him. When he tells her that his death is his fault, she cries and gets angry because by blaming himself he’s undermining Donnie’s death, saying that he knew what he was doing and he believed in it, and he must not take that away from him. Swagger then asks for her help and she accepts without reserve without needing to know what she has to do: I don’t find it that strange, I think helping him is like helping Donnie, the two men must have been alike in many ways. She likes him, yes, that’s not a crime, she’s beautiful and he’s the handsome hero her dead love respected and admired. Liking each other is normal and understandable, but the sentiment is not ruined with a stupid and out of place romance. In this moment they have nobody but each other, which makes their feelings vulnerable, plus they’re linked by Donnie. Maybe after the ending the characters will develop their relationship into a romantic one, or in another way, there’s no certainty and it doesn’t matter, what matters is that it didn’t happen now, at the wrong moment. 
Later in the movie, she’s kidnapped. Of course he wants to save her, what kind of shitty man wouldn’t? Of course she believes he will, Donnie would have, right? 
 -- she’s held at gunpoint by the shit that kidnapped her and 99% also raped her , we’re not shows that, rather appreciated, but is very much implied that he did, so if Swagger shoots him she might die too since he has the finger on the trigger, so Swagger shoots at his hand blowing it away, then another shot at his arm blowing that up too, not too sure why that was necessary but I didn’t complain. When Swagger walks near them, and the men talk, she takes a gun and shoots the guy many times, I didn’t complain about that either.
Now, the men talk for a bit, then the FBI approaches with two helicopters; Swagger destroys the recording and surrenders... why does he destroy the recorder? Did he ever plan on using it as proofs? If not, why record it? It came rather handy in exchange for Sarah’s life, but when he started recording he didn’t know she was in danger, did he?
To prove his innocence, he loads the rifle that they say he used to shoot the archbishop with a bullet that Memphis secretly gave him, and attempts to shoot. He can’t because he does something to all his weapons before leaving, something that makes them useless, they can’t fire. That is apparently enough to free him on the spot of all charges... wow that was quick. They didn’t even check the rifle themselves. Also, they all stayed quietly seated while he loaded the rifle, said a few cool words, pointed the rifle at Memphis and then the colonel, and then pulled the trigger.... I mean, really? In front of you is a military man accused of attempting to kill the US president, and these man stay put while he loads it and points it? For real? Memphis trusts him not to kill him, so it’s cool that he stays put, but the others, what do they think? They don’t know him, he’s a suspect, why are they so cool with the fact that he’s handling a loaded weapon in front of them? We see that two men enter the room, but rather quietly, and also “after” he pulled the trigger. Did anyone call them? If yes, what took them so long? If no, why not?
Also, how come they let Sarah be present? Just because Swagger wanted it, just because Memphis brought her along? She’s a civilian, he’s military, a suspect in a very important case, is it believable that she’s allowed to sit there? 
The ending: he shoots them dead, the colonel, the senator and those around. He puts a gun in the colonel’s hand and blows up the whole place. 
Ok.


Yes man - 2008

Nope, I didn’t like it. Jim Carrey here looks tired and not really into it, as if he was thinking all the time ‘let’s get it over with this nonsense’. I’m sorry to admit that the only nice thing of this movie was Bradley Cooper in a support role, his only friend Peter, and he looked very very handsome. The “so handsome that it’s written destiny he must be an actor” kind of handsome.  Also a lot younger, did they ever explained how they became such best friends that even if Carl keeps avoiding him Peter won’t leave him alone? The actors have 12 or 13 age gap, and honestly it shows.
I think a big problem of this movie is that they’re kind of copying Liar liar, the idea, the style, but things have changed and it’s just not possible.
Actually, I liked the ‘idea’ of this movie, what Terrence says makes a lot of sense in a way, meaning that you should not constantly say no to life, you should try saying yes and actually live a little. Easily said than done sometimes, but still, a right idea. 
What I hated about this movie was the idea that you don’t live and don’t have fun if you’re not irresponsible and out of your mind.  She rides her scooter like crazy, fast and dangerously, taking pictures while speeding, going zigzag, and it all seems fun when it goes well, until it doesn’t.
Some people used to blame videogames, but those are clearly fake, while these are real people using things everyone of us can use, making you believe that only if you do dangerous things like this you’re really living... well, people, kids have died trying to take pictures in dangerous positions, and suddenly it didn’t look that much fun, did it? 
Also, he starts doing everything, and I’d like to know where he finds the time. He has a job,how can he have so much free time to do all those things? And after only a few lessons he speaks Korean like a native... everything but the yes-concept is just nonsense.
The story is: 
Carl is divorced, bored at work, there’s nothing he likes, spends all his free time alone at home, avoiding his friends and colleagues, and bearing grudge towards his ex-wife. He always says no to everything, until one day someone he knew a long time ago tells him that his life changed after he attended a YesMan conference, or something. There’s this man, Terrence, a sort of spiritual guru, who preaches that you must say yes to life. Carl attends one, but is very reluctant, so Terrence tells him that he’s making a covenant, a pact with him and with himself, and if he breaks it, saying no to something, bad things will happen to him.
Of course, when you strongly believe that something bad will happen, it certainly will.
As he walks out a homeless man asks him for a ride, and that’s his first yes. He drives him for quite a while, gives him a lot of money, then he meets a girl who gives him a ride on her scooter and then gives him a kiss. This last part makes him feel more positive towards this ‘yes’-business, and he starts saying yes to every strange email he gets, and to his boss too, and explains it to his friends. He goes to work on saturday, accepting to give people loans for every small idea they have, and his boss Norman says he’ll promote him.
After he explains it to Peter, he makes him buy for everyone and they get drunk, and when he kisses a big guy’s girl, the guy wants to beat him and Peter tries to help but he’s out of his mind and really drunk, but they finally manage to take him home. Next morning his neighbour, an elderly lady who always hits on him, offers to ‘repay him’ after he did some work in her house; that’s going too far for him and he says no, but then he falls down the stairs and a dog tries to bite him, so he thinks it’s all because of the pact he made with Terrence, and that he must never again say no or terrible things will happen, so he goes back to the lady, and kind of enjoys the moment apparently. 
He starts saying yes to everything: an Harry Potter-themed party at Norman’s (by the way, when he wrapped himself in tape like he did in liar liar, it was rather creepy...)
he says yes to people who knock on his doors, at tv commercials, at every announcement he finds, so he takes guitar lessons, flying lessons, Korean lessons... he meets Allison again when he takes a flier from the man in the street that he used to avoid every day and goes to a club. There are only five or six people there and she ‘sings’. He meets her again, they talk while he walks her to her scooter, he says yes to wake up early to meet her, and also to stay out all night with his friends; he gets a date with a Persian woman from an online Persianwives site, and says yes to throwing a bridal shower for Peter’s girlfriend, brings Allison to Norman’s party and watches two HP movies there, drives her scooter, takes her to a big theatre at night (after jumping the fence ‘cause it was locked), and when they are found out, he runs when she calls him and stops when the guard tells him... then he gets called by the ‘big boss’ because of the many small loans he approved, and it turns out he won’t be fired but promoted. He talks to the Korean employee at the store (while figuring out the details for the bridal shower), and then sings to a man who wants to jump off a building, saving him; when he meets his ex-wife he’s now relaxed and cool, not obsessed anymore. Goes on a trip with Allison, on the first flight available, so to Lincoln, Nebraska. They visit a phone museum, go shooting, attend a football match, visit a factory where they explain how they prepare chickens, or something, but then she asks him to move in together. He’s very quick in telling her that he loves her too, but he’s clearly lying when he says yes to moving in together. At the airport, they are stopped by security, he’s suspected of being a terrorist because of his weird behaviour. He calls his attorney and Peter shows up with Terrence book, and explains the yes-business, that he ‘must’ say yes to everything. 
Allison learns about that for the first time and is very much shocked, because now thinks he didn’t really want to do all those things but did because he had to say yes. She’s right of course; incidentally he fell in love, but that’s exactly how it started. 
He misses her a lot; he goes to her club, she says he can go jump off a bridge, and he goes bungee-jumping. As part of his new job, he’s required to fire people and Norman is one of them, and he cries a lot “dressed” like in the 300 movie.  
He forgets about the bridal thing, so he has to improvise and surprises the a party full of people... kinda random people, since he called everyone he knows, ex-wife with boyfriend too. 
Carl introduces Soo-Mi to Norman. He keeps calling Allison but she never answers. When Peter asks him to go out, now he always says yes, while at the beginning of the movie he always said no; he wants to, but also he feels like he has to, because of the pact. When his ex-wife calls him and throws herself at him, this time he says no. He’s scared to death of the consequences, and suddenly hides in Terrence’s  car in order to talk to him, but Carl scares him jumping out of nowhere while he’s driving and they have an accident. At the hospital, when they wake up, Carl begs Terrence to free him of the covenant, and Terrence tells him that he wasn’t serious, that there is no covenant. He believes in the idea, and that was a way to save the situation at the conference and also to get him started on the yes-thing, so that little by little he would start saying yes because he wants to and not because he has to. 
He runs out still wearing the hospital gown, borrowing a Ducati, riding fast, even on the sidewalk, nude butt in the wind, and he hurries to Allison to tell her that he really wants to be with her, not live together but he does love her. She doesn’t even ask why he’s dressed like that, but they make peace. 
It ends with them doing charity work, bringing lots and lots of clothes for auction, Carl just went outside Terrence’s conference asking yes-people to give him their clothes, so Terrence finds himself in a room filled with naked people... I mean, totally naked, is Carl putting for sale their used underwear? Gross. 
During the credits, Carl and Allison go down the street with some strange roller-blades-suits... managing not to kill themselves, because it’s a movie and things are fake and always go as planned. In real life, two totally unprepared like them would have crashed at the first turn..

ITA yes man - una parola può cambiare tutto

Carl-Jim Carrey
Peter-Bradley Cooper
Terrence-Terence Stamp
Allison-Zooey Deschanel
Tillie-Fionnula Flanagan


Revenant - 2015

I’ve seen it, let’s write about it and never watch it again. Yes, it might very well be a good movie, well done, well played, and everything, but let’s talk about the story and what the audience gets. The plot is: In the 1820s a guide survives an attack by a Native American war tribe, is attacked by a mama-bear and she bites him, shakes him, cut his throat, even falls on him full weight after she dies, and he’s still alive. A man who was supposed to protect him almost suffocates him to death to be free of the burden, but he survives and the man kills his son, so he wants revenge. It’s freezing cold, snow anywhere, he has no medicines, but he survives and moves on in his search for the man. He attacks some French shits freeing a girl who was being raped, and flees on a horse. Attacked again by a tribe, he falls down a cliff with his horse but lands first on a tree and then on the snow. Since the horse died (but he didn’t), he empties the animal’s body and gets inside to survive the cold. 
Finally reaching the men that had hired him as a guide, he learns that the man he’s looking for has escaped with all their money. He finds him and fights him. He’s injured but he wins. Instead of killing him directly, he leaves him to the tribe that instantly kills the guy. They spare him, though, and he moves on. He sees his dead wife, close up on his face, the end. Will he give up and die right there? Will he not give up and try to survive but die anyhow, now that he has no more his revenge to fire him? Or will he make it somehow, since apparently nothing can kill him? Who knows.
He says two or three lines in the whole movie, and even if there are other characters, the movie is entirely about him not dying. He was able to kill the grizzly, his son is stabbed and dies, the horse falls down and dies, and yet every time he doesn’t. His throat was cut open, he stayed there under the bear until the men found him and they roughly patched him up as they could, and he didn’t die. I mean, ok, that’s the main theme of the movie, revenant, a “revived corpse who haunts the living”, I get it, but still ... 
Watching it once was more than enough for me. 

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giovedì 31 gennaio 2019

The ninth gate - 1999

I’m not a fan. It was really slow but for a while it had me interested, but not too much, and there was no character or scene that really got me. 
Johnny Depp plays Corso, a man who deals in rare ancient books, let’s say it he’s a jerk who only cares about money and is happy to trick people buying precious books at a low price. He is hired by Balkan for a special mission. At first he’s not too interested in working for him, but he likes the amount of money that Balkan is willing to pay. 
Balkan shows him a rare book on the devil, and says that there are only three in the world, and tells him that he thinks only one of them is authentic and wants him to take a look at the other two and confirm that his copy is the real one. 
The only funny scene is when Corso attends Balkan’s lesson (or something) and falls asleep and when he wakes him up he only says “did I snore?”.
Balkan apparently acquired the book right before the previous owner (or better, the husband of the owner) killed himself. She seduces him to try and get the book back, but Corso had given it to a friend (the only friend shown in the movie), a bookstore owner. When he goes to take the book back, he finds that the man has been killed and posed like one of the pictures in the book, hanging upside down by a foot. He retrieves the book and goes away.  He starts being scared but keeps at it.
He goes to Spain first. The brothers who sold it to the woman made him notice that some pictures are signed by the author he knew about, but three of them are signed LCF as in Lucifer. 
He saw a blond woman with green eyes at Balkan’s conference, sees her again now on the train. 
Corso finds the man who owns the second copy, and when he studies that book he sees that there are indeed three drawings marked Lcf, but not the same three. He tells everything to Balkan, and next thing you know the old man is killed, his book burned, but only after someone stole the Lcf drawings. He meets again ‘green eyes’ at the hotel. Early in the morning she wakes him up and takes him back to the book owner, where he finds out the man was killed. They travel together to France. He goes to meet the a famous rare book collector, she has the only other copy of the book. She throws him out when she learns that he works for Balkan, but later he gets her interested when he explains to her about the copies differences. While he’s studying the book, finding out that the three drawing signed Lcf, no surprise here, are the three remaining (nine pictures in total, three Lcf ones in three books), he’s knocked out and when he comes to, the woman has been killed.
He is afraid of a man following him, and tries to avoid him, but later that man attacks him (we’ll see that he’s working for the woman that wants the book back). They fight a bit and ‘green eyes’ comes to help him. He’s clearly not good in this kind of things, but she seems to barely make an effort. And we see that she doesn’t ‘go downstairs’ like normal people, she ‘floats’ down to him. Thinking it’s too dangerous to carry the book with him, he hides it in the hotel room. When he comes back after the old lady died, he finds the book gone, stolen. That woman succeeded in getting it back.
Green eyes goes with him to get the book back, following the woman to her house in a small village. She’s part of a cult, when they wear black robes and read from that book, have lots of sex and think that the devil will give them everything. The man who attacked him is supposed to kill them, but he’s not really good at this stuff since someone like Corso can trick him and overpower him so easily. Corso makes him fall down the stairs, takes his gun and keeps hitting him (just badly injured or dead? don’t know.). Green eyes stares at him with a very interested smile. I had thought for a moment she might be some kind of guardian angel, there to protect him, although this didn’t really seem an accurate description for her, but now her look was clearly different, she enjoyed watching him beat the man up in a rage, and says “I didn’t know you had it in you”.
He was looking for a subtle way to get the book back, but Balkan walks boldly in and says that he’s the only one who deserves the book and just takes it, and when she tries to oppose him, he strangles her in front of lots of people. Corso wants to stop him, but green eyes floats in a hurry and stops him, and her excuse is that now lots of people saw Balkan kill a woman, so Corso is freed of all suspicions for the other deaths... a stupid excuse, I’d rather think she didn’t want to save her, point.
(I mean, was he ever suspected for those deaths? the fact that Balkan killed this one, does automatically mean he killed the others? where are the proofs? nobody saw him near them. And even if all that was ok, Balkan killing her frees him of all suspicions... are you telling me that all those grown up people who came naked covered only in a black robe to read from a book on the devil and have an orgy and worship the devil, those people would step up and say, we saw him killing her, we were there?? It’s all nonsense. I think she wanted him to kill her and that’s it.)
He follows Balkan’s trail to a ruined castle, like the one in the drawings, and sees that he has all the nine pictures. Balkan says he understands how it works and will now summon the devil, or something, but it doesn’t work. Balkan dies in the fire he set himself, Corso gets out, green eyes is there waiting, she seduces him, then he drives the two of them away. She explains to him that Balkan failed because one of the pictures he had was fake. Corso asks for it, says he wants it. When they stop for gas she goes away, leaving a message for him. He goes back to the brothers’ shop, now closed, and finds the missing pictures. The last scene shows Corso walking towards the castle, and the door opens by itself upon his arrival.
So what, he was seduced by the devil and went through the ninth gate... and then what? nobody knows. Why so much trouble to get him there, to seduce him, what was so special about him?

He was someone who didn’t believe in anything but money, there’s lots of people like that. 

狄仁杰之四大天王 DiRenjie zhi sidatianwang - 2018

It’s a funny toy, one of those films you know, that are just big toys, if you’re in the mood they can be fun to watch, at least once, but it’s not something you want to keep or are eager to rewatch. 
It has a lot of effects, a lot of action, and some funny moments, sometimes intentionally sometimes maybe not, but still. This is the third of the Detective Dee that I know of. 
Plot: Di Renjie has been given the Dragon Taming Mace and the Empress starts saying that it was a bad move to give it to him because if he were to rebel nobody would be able to stop him... so she hires a bunch of shady figures to take it back. They also try to kill Dee, and Yuchi is not too happy with this: he wants to follow the imperial orders but not to kill his friend.
Actually, she doesn’t know but she’s being manipulated, she’s only a distraction; a rancorous tribe wants to kill the emperor and destroy his dynasty because their people had been almost annihilated and he has a lot of hate.
The bunch of shady figures: a guy whose talent seems to disappear by taking off a layer of clothes, an illusionist (and you can clearly see that there’s someone hidden behind who provides the third and fourth arms :lol: ), a little old sorceress , and a young female assassin, (the best part of the movie :D )
The mace can dissolve any illusion, (so it’s not clear why he doesn’t use it more often against them, he seems to think that it’s dangerous but it seems more dangerous not to use it sometimes... ). He asks the help of the only disciple of a great master now dead, but he can only arrive for the final battle. The assassin is badly injured by the villainous tribe (why do they want to kill her? It’s not like at this point she’s on the emperor/Dee side, so why? ) but Dee’s second saves her (what’s his name again? I guess someone said it but I don’t remember.. but judging by the pictures on IMDB I’d say Shatuo Zhong, or most probably the other way around, anyway, him), so later on she repays the debt helping them. 
Personally, she’s what I liked the most of this film; she was nice and her scenes were good. I liked the scenes where she cries, once alone after he saved her, and I laughed out loud when she was sort of recruited but they pretended to arrest her first, maybe to test if they could trust her or not, and when she realised the truth, she jumped on Shatuo and started beating him up :lol: funny scene :lol: it was very nice when Dee and the whole department bowed to her, very well done man, and so funny when she got angry :p
Anyway, she travels in search of the Master and brings him to help them. Luckily for all, since it was going rather badly :p The villain was defeating them with his illusions, the master came on his giant white ape and defeated him. After it’s all finished, the ape roars and everyone outside understands the battle is over (how? who told them that was the meaning of it?) and the emperor says to his wife that they can ‘go home’, and it’s the end.
The Dee character is a little plain for my taste. Yuchi was played by Feng Shaofeng, the same one that played KaSuo in Ice Fantasy; he is very handsome, can’t say he isn’t, he is indeed, and at least in this film his face has no less than two expressions, so I’d call that an improvement. 
The assassin ShuiYue was played by Ma Sichun, I don’t know her but I liked her enough. 

The empress’s actress was not bad at all, I think she’s called Lau Carina. 

ITA Detective Dee e i quattro re celesti

Monk season 5

Not the best series, no. It has a few moments, but it's nothing special.

The episodes:

1-Mr Monk and the actor
Monk is looking forward to a vacation and his doctor says that's "tangible progress" and he should cancel the Wednesday's appointments and only come on Mondays and Fridays, because now he's on step 2, and Monk is happy and starts asking how many times Harold comes and what step is he in... :p
Big news, they're making a movie on last year's astronaut case, and a famous actor, Dave Roscon, is to play Monk, and he's excited because he saw him in a movie together with Trudy and she thought he was handsome - Stanley Tucci is handsome :)
The actor wants to follow him around to study him and better 'become' him.. :p Monk is all nervous, shaking his hand and trying to be normal :p and looking very weird :p
A guy was having an affair, but when he realised his lover was taping him he killed her, sort of accidentally, the same way he 'accidentally' killed a shop owner who caught him stealing, while fighting him off.
Natalie is worried because that actor has a history of getting 'too involved', 'too connected', to the people he studies, and sure enough she catches him acting like Monk even when nobody's around to see him. The captain and Randy are rather surprised when they watch the shooting of the show and Randy is played by a girl :p making out with the captain :p The captain said "that never happened", and Randy "not even once" :p Then Dave stops acting because he can't work with the place and crew so mixed up :p too much like Monk. Dave then shows up at Monk's place at night, asking him to help him, asking him why he keeps doing it, what makes him go on, and wants (has to) feel what he's feeling, and asks about Trudy "I didn't deserve her, the world didn't deserve her" and makes him talk of Trudy's death, poor Monk, and says "that's why you do this, you can't find Trudy's killer so you do the next best thing, you track down and you capture other criminals" - Monk:"it's not enough" - Dave: "it'll never be enough" :-( then Monk goes to Natalie in the middle of the night saying that Dave is so selfish and immature barging in his house because he wanted to talk.... :p
Dave kind of loses himself, believing he's really Monk and going to the garage to investigate Trudy's murder, and when they find this case's killer, he goes there with Monk's gun thinking he killed Trudy.
Monk and Dave fight; the guy confesses to killing the girl Michelle and the old man, but of course not Trudy. Dave and Monk cry together talking of the day Trudy died (doesn't look good with Monk's hair - argh - ).
The movie is cancelled and the whole thing was a traumatic experience for him, so he cancels his weekend and wants to see his doctor seven days a week. The doctor tries to tell him that he has a family and wants his weekend free, but it's Monk so I guess he'll be seeing him on weekends too, for a while at least...
2-Mr Monk and the garbage strike
A long garbage-workers-strike is driving Monk crazy; Monk says that he wishes the Union-boss dead, and then he is really found dead. Monk mails his garbage to his doctor.... who is very upset, it is upsetting his wife and children, and he wants Monk to stop mailing him his garbage.
Monk goes to a meeting to tell them to go back to work, and they hire him to look into the boss' death, saying that they'll go back to negotiations if he says that it was suicide... so he's troubled, he wants it to be suicide and he says suicide, but Natalie forces him to "really" look around and so he sees that it's murder, but still says to the press that it was suicide, to get them back to work. Natalie is very disappointed in him - Monk says: "what took you so long?" ... I don't know if I should laugh or cry...
He says it was "for the greater good", and that the truth is buried under mountains of garbage. She forces him to say that it's murder to the captain. Monk goes to the Mayor saying the city is ruined forever but he has a plan: evacuate everybody, burn the city down and then build San Francisco back from scratch...
Monk becomes sure that the mayor is involved, it ends up in the press and it's a big mess. Monk keeps accusing the mayor, but it wasn't him. He was wrong! Monk starts collecting the garbage personally! He's totally lost it, he accuses Alice Cooper next! The captain brings him to a "fabrication room", a place with no smell, 100% germs free, the cleanest room in the world, so he can finally think straight again and accuse the union accountant. Case closed, the strike's over! Monk throws confetti to celebrate but then wants the mean to clean the street :p patience guys...
(and I learned that confetti doesn't mean confetti but coriandoli... how strange, I didn't know that)
3-Mr Monk and the big game
Julie plays basketball but her coach is killed. Along with two friends, Emily C and Emily J, they hire Monk. They only have 57dollars but Julie says "we know it's not what you usually get but it can count for me as my birthday present" and Monk "here's the thing, I wasn't planning to buy you a birthday present" .... I mean, really? but then he accepts of course.
Everybody thought it was an accident; she got electrocuted. All the girls loved coach Hayden.
Monk is envious of all the trophies at school :p  Monk used to report troublemaker kids to the principal.
Meeting the principal: "we met last here at the career day, how have you been?" - Monk "the same" Principal Franking:"I'm sorry to hear that" ...
The team would have to forfeit the next game but Natalie volunteers as their coach for one match, and Monk is her assistant. He's excited to learn they all will have trophies with their name on it :p He even carries around a whistle (and uses it a lot...) during the investigation. Natalie thought she'd put a stop to it by blowing into it, but Monk had a spare one...
Coach Hayden had caused a fire two weeks earlier and she wanted to confess, but if she were arrested they would have her dna, so similar to her brother who killed a girl but was never found.
The captain goes to see the match and a woman asks: "which one is yours?" and he says "the big one with the whistle" :p
Natalie is sent out, expelled,  because she replied to the ref, so Monk's on his own. The girls were winning but then they lost the last two seconds. At the end, they buy a little trophy for every murder he solved so that Monk can put them on his mantle if he wants. :)
4-Mr Monk can't see a thing
Monk has 30 smoke alarms for five rooms and brings them to the firefighters to be checked. The men have to go for a call, and Monk is left alone with one of them. They are attacked by a man. He throws something acid on Monk's face and he can't see anything anymore. Rusty is killed :(
Monk's even lower than usual now but he goes along trying to help find the man who killed him. Randy is even more annoying than usual "Randy speaking, I'm reaching for my pocket..." and that kind of things :-/ Later on, Monk finds the good side of his situation, of this 'out-of-sight' thing: he can't see the dirt, the rats, all the bad things that disgusted him before, so he's not bothered by them now. He can figure it out by touching things.
A man killed a woman and started a fire, when all the firefighters had to leave. The murderer forgot something in the house and needed a firefighter coat to enter the place unnoticed. Monk follows his suspect not realising that he's alone. The guy tries to kill him but he hits him with his stick then wanders around trying to reach the captain! Finally they find Monk and save him, but his suspect falls to his death. Monk realises his boss payed him to kill her and goes with the captain to the morgue to find proof. When the captain's attacked Monk can shoot the guy because he's regaining his eyesight as the doctor said. End: he can again see Trudy's pictures :)
5-Mr Monk, private eye
A woman wants to leave her lover and go back to her husband but the lover kills her.
The captain has a profile on MakeaDate.net and has been chatting with Randy's cousin.
Natalie wants Monk to start his own private business. She rents a place for him. For two days nobody shows up then Monk and Natalie have a client: Linda is in real estate and someone scratched her car, and she wants him to find who did it. The captain meets Linda and they go out together. Monk goes crazy anytime Natalie hands out his business cards :p
The murderer also kill a man who knew something and wants to go after Monk now. Monk and Natalie talk to him, this Dr Bennett, but only know that he damaged Linda's car and are all 'it's no big deal, it was an accident...' and when they clear things up he smiles but still denies it.
Natalie finds the man's body; Monk goes checking a boat when Bennett starts it with him on board. Natalie calls the captain and they go after him with Linda's boat. Monk can't swim, but he took a correspondence course to know what to do in the event of a tsunami :p
Bennett wants to shoot him so Monk jumps in the water :p
the captain moves into a new apartment that Linda found for him, across her own apartment building :p
6-Mr Monk and the class reunion
A man kills a woman pushing her down the stairs , to make it look like an accident, but the captain is not fooled (for once :D)
Monk has a class reunion, class of '81. He tells Natalie to go, that he's fine and excited, but of course he looks lost once he's in there. He says hello to a group of people and they have no idea who he is (although they remember Trudy well - honestly, how could someone not remember someone as peculiar as Monk??) . Natalie hears a man in the parking lot say that they called him captain cool because he cleaned his fridge every weekend, so she goes back to stay with him.
The killer lost a pin like the one Monk has, meaning he's at the reunion too; the victim was a nurse there.
Monk shows her the library where he met Trudy (we see their first encounter, very sweet until another guy came to take her away... still, later she chose him!!). Diane remembers him because Trudy was her roommate, but her husband acts very weirdly, long before we hear him talk about "she'll be dead".
 - Monk keeps cleaning around... -
Twenty-five years ago Diane tried to kill herself and wrote a suicide note, but the nurse found her and read it, so the husband killed the only person who read it and then tried to kill her passing it on as a suicide, using that note. They save her :)
 - We see that back then Monk took Trudy's hand no problem... :crying: -
7-Mr Monk gets a new shrink
Monk and Harold are fighting in Dr Kroger's office, and when he comes in they see the cleaning lady murdered. Monk tries to read Harold's file first and then his own and the captain sends him out :p
Monk reads the words "no hope" on his file. The doctor tells him that he's retiring, and Monk goes through denial and anger and bargaining and depression and acceptance very very quickly, and on a loop. He doesn't know what he's gonna do without doctor Kroger, and on Monday morning he has Natalie sit in the doctor's chair and he talks to her, but doesn't want her to talk back, because "nobody cares about your problems"... I understand the obsessions but this lack of empathy (or basic politeness) is not nice at all.
Monk shows up at the doctor's home but he doesn't let him in. Good.
At night Monk spies on him through his window :-/ Harold too, from the opposite window, and they gestures just like Donna Noble and the Tenth Doctor.
Someone throws a rock with a threatening note into his house. Kroger's son Troi is a punk who hates his parents and calls them by name (Charles and Madeleine). Kroger refers Monk to another doctor. The next day he goes to meet doctor Sorensen, but he's put off by the fact that he's missing his right arm, is not symmetrical, and also the new studio... then he thinks of the case and leaves. That rock comes from outside Kroger's office. He talks to Kroger in his office while he's packing up of his suspects on the neighbour when he comes in with a gun. He takes Monk and Kroger prisoners. The man was dealing drugs. Nobody knows where they are but Harold, who's following them, and he calls the captain. Usual story, he killed the lady right away but brought Monk and the doctor to the warehouse where he and his accomplice keep the drugs... why?...
Harold comes to help but is distracted by all the things out of place. When the bad guy shoots the doctor, Harold takes a bullet for him.
Monk asks doctor Kroger about the "no hope" note, and leans that it was actually N.Hope in Pennsylvania, where his father was born.
So what, the doctor is not retiring anymore??
8-Mr Monk goes to a rock concert
The captain's son has skipped school to go to a rock event: Natalie and Monk go with him to find him, although Monk only goes because he thought they were talking of actual rocks.. :p
Randy is at the concert too, after he called in sick :p
The captain has problems with his son but finds a connection eventually :-)
A dead body is found in a portable john. The case was very quickly solved, and all the time was spent moving around the crowd... rather boring, yes.
9-Mr Monk meets his dad
Monk's father is downtown, in jail!! Adrian hasn't seen him since he was eight years old. Adrian thought he wrote school books, but he's a truck driver, in Texas. (after 39 years... so he's 47 now?)
He asks Adrien to get him out of there, then tells him he can't stop there for Christmas but asks him to go with him: back in three days. Jack has another son, Jack jr, now a 31 year-old surgeon in Baltimore, and Jack left his mother too. After only a few hours Adrian calls Natalie asking her to go pick him up but they can't, still he spoiled the Christmas atmosphere...
Adrian feels there's something wrong, and Jack gets angry, accuses him of sabotaging him, and leaves him again. Hearing that his boss Kenneth has been found dead and that the other boss has been lying to him, Jack goes back to get Adrian. They continue their journey together until Adrian figures it out. The boss sent Jack on a nonsense route to make him drive enough miles to erase from the truck's gps where he had gone with it.
Jack reveals that Jack Jr is not really a successful surgeon but a junkie who lives in his basement.
Adrian has the murderer arrested, then Jack buys him a bicycle and teaches him how to ride it :)
10-Mr Monk and the leper
Monk meets with a mysterious man who wants to hire him: they shake hands then the man tells him that he's a leper. He runs home and cleans his hand for hours then tries to set it on fire! Natalie has a doctor tell Monk how that condition is not contagious, but still has a hard time convincing him to help the guy (for 25.000 dollars).
He said he had one affair, and in a week he'll be declared dead and proof will be found and his wife will suffer. Monk takes the job and he breaks into his house with Natalie to retrieve the letters. Monk keeps referring to him as "the leper". The wife busts them and goes to meet her husband. They want Monk to testify that he's alive so the wife can keep the money that would otherwise go to his family. Only later Monk will realise the truth: the wife Mandy killed her husband Derek Bronson seven years ago; someone has been impersonating him to get her the inheritance and then she shot him. At the confrontation, Monk and Natalie escape on a hot-air balloon, but she manages to shoot at it before Randy arrests her - during the balloon-crashing scene, that man was so obviously not Monk :p the woman was very convincing, but he was so very different :p
At the end, Monk is saved by accepting the hand of the doctor, literally, before he falls to his death. Natalie decides to go out again with him, winning her prejudices against his past condition, but when he picks her up he meets Julie and I guess he didn't know about any daughter, so I guess we won't see more of him...
11-Mr Monk makes a friend
Monk crashes into a guy outside the supermarket (I hate the fact that Monk always throws away food, I understand that he has a 'condition', but food should not be thrown away like that :-p I mean, it can happen to everyone from time to time, but he always does it :/ )
The guy Hal calls him later to ask him to go together at a hockey game and he's all excited, and freaking out too and driving Natalie and Julie crazy too.
"Excuse the mess" Monk says, because he left five crumbs on purpose... Hal seems such a nice guy, Natalie wonders what he might be up to... they keep seeing each other, going to games together...
A woman is killed, her ex boyfriend was played by an actor I know but couldn't really place him...
The captain and Natalie are worried Hal might be a con-artist, but of course he's more than that, he's the murderer. Monk keeps talking about him to everyone, also to doctor Kroger. He always wanted a best friend, and wants to "ask" him to be his best friend...
Monk doesn't even notice that he's always picking up his mail... and after he finds the letter he was waiting for from the now-dead girl, he disappears. Monk is so sad, like a child... eventually he goes to him, acting like a crazy-jealous lover, and gets in trouble. Hal wants to shoot him. "So you never really liked me?" - "Are you kidding? Spending a day with you is like pulling teeth, I'm surprised your own shadow keeps you company". The captain figures it out and arrive in time to save him. Monk now has tickets to give out - the captain takes the tickets for the women-volleyball-game, and Natalie asks him to go with her at the ice-skating event.
12-Mr Monk is at your service
Sean Astin is this episode's murderer Paul. Monk is depressed because there's a "hiring freeze" at the police department.
Monk and Natalie have lunch at her parents'. Paul's parents died, and Natalie has Monk investigate their deaths. Her parents know Paul, but she can't stand him. Paul is very rich and thinks he can get away with anything. As an excuse to be there, Monk is interviewed for the butler position in the house (after Paul shot his old butler). He's hired and he drives the other servants crazy. He starts to like his position and his new career and he's very stubborn, even when the guests drive 'him' crazy (wanting to choose their own dishes instead of just eating what he gives them...) , finally Monk realises what he'd done. Paul's dad died of a heart attack, but Paul killed his stepmother and made it look like he died later to inherit everything and cut off his stepsisters.
The captain threatened to quit and got a deal: Monk is off the "hiring freeze" so when he'll be ready to go back to work they will hire him again..
13-Mr Monk is on the air
Radio star Max kills his wife. Her sister Linda hires Monk. He thinks the same and talks to him while he's like on air with his show with two men, and they make fun of him and verbally harass Natalie. Randy likes the guy :-/
 - There's neighbour Kevin again :lol:
Kevin brings Monk his comedian uncle's professional jokes to give him the courage to go back on air with the jerk... and he brings them in his sleeve :/ with his memory, couldn't he just memorise it? That was stupid, I couldn't watch it... until he talked about Trudy and the jerk made fun of her death and Monk attacked him. Unfortunately a security guy stopped him.
Still, he found a better revenge: he found out how he did it. He trained the neighbour's dog.
The end: he watches the video of his wedding. It's not entirely true that he never laughed, he laughed with Trudy. He was eating the wedding cake from her hand, getting his face dirty, and laughing!!!!
14-Mr Monk visits a farm
Randy's uncle Harvey died, believed suicide, and Randy decides to go and live in his farm and resigns from the police after he busted into the wrong place. Randy starts thinking he was murdered and asks Monk to take a bus and go there. A bus to a farm... a lot of dirt, to him.
He starts investigating, he even goes to the monthly dance, and dances with the sheriff. Randy is so down that he even goes to the suspect's house to get hired to work there, and speaks a few words in Spanish. He kinda understands Spanish, more or less, only what he learned in high school, and is soon found out by the owner.
 - there's the actor who played Gabrielle's husband in Desperate Housewives
Monk figures out who did it and whispers it in Randy's ear at night, so that he would believe that he solved it himself and get confidence again and go back to being a cop. So this time it's Randy doing the "here's what happened" thing. Well, Monk told him the whole story, but Randy found the evidence himself. He's back to work, the captain never files his resignation paper and now Randy is his old idiot-self again, thinking he just needs to go to sleep and he can solve any case * rollingeyes *
15-Mr Monk and the really, really dead guy
A street musician is killed:  1-blow to the head 2-suffocated 3-poison 4-stabbed 5-shot 6-run over ....
The captain and Monk were on another case but are called on this one, lead by the FBI, (and here it's not Monk the weird one, how can he know if the guy is talking to him or to someone on the earphone, if that guy keeps looking straight at him?? Why doesn't he look anywhere else? He seems a jerk already). Natalie: "he's just never seen an earpiece phone before" - guy:"where has he been, in a coma?" - Monk:"in a coma? No, I wish" ...
The to the captain, "let me tell you my definition of (working in) tandem: I say something, you do it" - yep, jerk alright.
The FBI is here because the murderer left a note saying he'll kill again in 36 hours. They're so arrogant, they send away Monk saying he doesn't belong there, that he's not a man, making Monk feel bad and antique (he tried to have Julie teach him computer, the result was that he sent the swat team to her slumber party terrorising her friends). At the end, Monk solves the case, it had been a diversion to keep everyone so busy they wouldn't think of any other case. The whole point was to have them wait at least 36 hours before they came back to the woman who was murdered just before the musician. The stomach contents can't be retrieved after 36 hours (but Natalie could recognise what it was just by looking at it after it was retrieved 35 hours and 50 minutes later (if not more; right as she saw it, it was 36 hours exact..)
16-Mr Monk goes to the hospital
Monk goes to the hospital saying his nose is bleeding. While he wanders around looking for a better doctor, he finds him dead, killed. Another doctor killed because he would have testified against him for malpractice. The murderer tries to kill Monk too. Meanwhile Natalie went on a date but left the restaurant to hurry back to him, knowing he needs her (because he always does). Of course he didn't die, but he's injured and admitted under Doctor Scott's care... :-/ Natalie arrives in time to save him before he was killed.
A boring, annoying episode, with him walking the whole time with his head up complaining of his nosebleed  :-/


mercoledì 9 gennaio 2019

许你浮生若梦 Granting you a dreamlike life - 2018

I have by now learned how Chinese dramas work: they drag the story for many episodes, write unbelievably charming characters so that you give your heart to them and then they break it by killing them off in the last episode and wrapping everything up with a 'let's finish and go home that it's late'-kind of spirit, making no sense at all. This is this series in a few words. Totally bad? Well no, the main actors were good. Basically this is something to see only if you are a ZhuYiLong fan or AnYueXi fan, both playing different roles and thus entertaining their fans. Being a girl her character is more limited, but FuSheng is an open character, he laughs, mocks, fights... basically he's the only real reason to watch this show.
The show is supposed to talk about three love stories (all played by them), but actually it focuses on just one in the past: it moves too slow, and involves a love triangle for a long time; two good friends separately meet the same girl and both fall in love with her.
The friendship was good, a close one, a kind of unbreakable one it seemed. At first she goes out with XingCheng , slowly becoming friends with Luo FuSheng, who is in love with her and suffers seeing them together but can't do anything about it because he's his friend;  then they break up and she starts a relationship with FuSheng. It took them a lot to finally get together, but after that other troubles start so that they can't really enjoy a bit of happiness. Then she accepts to become a spy to get from XingCheng (who is now a jerk) a list of traitors, and when she gets into trouble everyone tries to save her and everybody dies but her.
The couple in the present, after she finishes telling the story, gets a few moments together: basically they cook together, playing and laughing, then he goes away saying that she reminds him of the girl he loved and lost, but can't really tell if he loves her or the memory of that girl.
This is understandable, but the movie ends with them meeting some time later (three years maybe?) and they look at each other and he simply proposes to her. Just like that. Is he sure now? Come on, this ending was so plain :-/  there should have been more on the present couple.
There were too many side things: the battles, the troubles with the Japanese, the spy story, the family-feuds...
Also, it has quite an optimistic title, and yet nobody here lived happily ever after. Maybe the 'present couple', who knows, but that's really farfetched; he left without saying goodbye leaving a note behind, and yet when they meet they smile at each other and get engaged without another word :-/