lunedì 23 dicembre 2024

The big bang theory - season 5

 

This is when Sheldon says his genitals are aesthetically pleasing… but it’s also when Brent Spiner is the enemy, Howard trains to go into space, a written document states that Amy is Sheldon’s girlfriend and they’re officially Shamy, Penny’s apartment is not big enough for a painting, and Amy is a Star Trek doctor.

1. The skank reflex analysis. 

Everyone’s talking about Raj and Penny sleeping together. He says they’re in love, Leonard is very upset even though he’s dating Priya. Howard gets upset when Leonard says Raj had a thing for Bernie. Bernie yells at Raj for that, and Penny tells him she made a mistake and there’s no sprinkles between them, so he tells her that they didn’t actually have sex, she was trying to help him put on a condom… and that was it… well, since she was so drunk, at first I though she passed out, but later she calls him “quick draw” so that wasn’t the problem:lol: anyway, she’s so relieved. :p

Sheldon keeps thinking of the paintball game that’s coming. Sheldon plays captain, it’s a paintball war against the other departments, but he’s the only one with the head on the game. Leonard is upset he didn’t tell him Priya was moving back to India, and Howard that he fantasized about his fiancee. They want to quit, so Sheldon sacrifices himself and they ran to avenge him, actually winning. 

Penny apologizes to them all, and says she wants to go back to Nebraska because her acting career isn’t going anywhere, but then she learns she got a commercial so she’s happy because she’s gonna be a star… :)

2. The infestation hypothesis.

Leonard has videocalls with Priya. Sheldon doesn’t like it and goes to Penny’s, and rather likes her new chair, very comfortable, but is more than alarmed when she tells him someone threw it away and she found it on the street. He has nightmares about it, sure that it must be infected. She doesn’t listen to him, so he asks Amy’s help. It works only after Amy sits in it and some bug bites her.

The episode ends with Raj and Howard finding it on the street and deciding to carry it to Sheldon’s apartment…

3. The pulled groin extrapolation.

When the friends go out, Amy stays back with Leonard because she has no interest in trains like Sheldon. To his discomfort, she stays there until Sheldon comes back, then before leaving she asks Leonard to accompany her to a wedding. She won’t take Sheldon because last time he embarrassed her by acting like a child. So Sheldon plays with his tiny trains and they go out. She’s cute and funny and they dance the Qua Qua dance. They call it “the Chicken Dance”, according to subtitles. They have fun actually, so Amy tells Penny she made Leonard fall in love with her. Sheldon misunderstands Leonard’s words and warns him that Amy is not for him. :lol:

Howard thinks it’s a given they’ll live with his mother after the wedding: Bernadette is shocked and totally against it. They have a trial weekend = at the end both his mom and Bernie yell their lungs out.

4. The wiggly finger catalyst.

Raj is sad because he’s the only one without a girlfriend. Penny sets him up with Emily, a deaf girl, so he has no problem and actually talks. Poor Howard has to translate for them because he knows sign language. Raj is a real idiot, and Howard actually has to intervene and be more sensible, which is saying a lot. Emily and Raj keep going out for a month, alone, until they realise that he’s showering her with expensive gifts and guess she’s a gold digger. Sheldon tells them Raj is really really rich, but Penny still thinks she should do something. She tries talking to Emily, and both Emily and Raj get mad. Penny then tells his parents who make him choose between Emily and money. So Emily leaves him.

5. The Russian rocket reaction.

Leonard and Sheldon buy a Game-of-Thrones sword and then Wil Wheaton invites Stuart to his party, and them too. Leonard actually wants to go. Sheldon goes to the party too because he’s told Brent Spiner is there. Will gives him a signed action figure to make peace, and Spiner opens it!!!! He’s now Sheldon’s enemy, and Wil his friend.

Howard’s project is chosen by Nasa and he gets to go to space to set it up. Bernie says no and then pretends to come to her senses, but instead she tells his mother who says no as well. Only talking to Penny and Amy does she realize she did a despicable thing. So she apologizes. 

6. The rhinitis revelation.

Mrs Cooper comes to visit, and Sheldon expects her to cook for him and go with him to a lecture, but she likes to spend time with hos friends better, talking to them and going with them sightseeing. When he gets sick, she takes care of him with lots of patience, though.

7. The good guy fluctuation.

The guys enter a competition after they scare Sheldon. He tries to scare them back but fails a lot until he succeeds once at the end.

Leonard picks up a girl at the comic book store, Alice. He likes her but does not have sex with her because he has a girlfriend, and he even tells Priya that he kissed another girl, and it turns out Priya slept with her ex-boyfriend.

8. The isolation permutation.

Penny and Bernie go shopping together and Amy feels left out. Sheldon comforts her, and they agree on some cuddles as a way to do it. Sheldon complains to the boys and they tell the girls who try to apologize, but she’s so sad and still feels rejected. She gets drunk in a parking lot and later they make up when Bernie asks her to be the maid of honor.

Leonard says he’s single: we could guess, but this makes it sure that he broke up with Priya.

9. The ornithophobia diffusion.

Sheldon is scared by a bird outside his window, who won’t go away. Bernie has him approach and pet the bird, so he starts loving it and is upset when it flies away.

Leonard and Penny go see a movie as friends, so he chooses to see a documentary and has her pay her part. They start bickering and go home.

10. The flaming spittoon acquisition.

Stuart sees Amy at the comic book store nd after checking with Leonard and Sheldon, he asks her out. Sheldon is upset but won’t admit it. At the end, he joins them at the movie theater and officially asks her to be his girlfriend. Then he waits for her apartment with a “relationship agreement”.

11. The speckerman recurrence.

Leonard receives a Facebook message from a school bully and decides to meet him, to stop living in fear. The guy sort of wanted his help with some ideas to make money. Sheldon calls him on all the bullying he did, and after some more drinkingthe guy shows up at their apartment to apologize. Leonard lets him stay because he’s drunk, but after sleeping on his couch, the guy wakes up and he’s the same bully he ever was.

The girls make Penny realize that she was the bully in her school. To make it right, she donates old clothes to charity…

12. The shiny trinket maneuver.

Penny calls Sheldon and Amy “Shamy” which is even funnier in Italian, hilarious. 

Amy’s paper made the cover of Neuron, it’s a really big deal for her but Sheldon shows no enthusiasm at all, he even tells Penny that it’s not important because it’s about biology and therefore he doesn’t care. To make up, Sheldon buys her a gift, and she loves her real tiara ^_^

Howard does a magic show for his little cousin’s party, but they’re a tough crowd and Bernie is not good with children, she doesn’t like them, stressed out after sort-of raising her brothers and sisters. Howard is worried that it might be a deal breaker but she has the perfect solution. She will work and he’ll stay home with the kids, she makes more money anyway.

13. The recombination hypothesis.

Sheldon received the wrong Spock’s cardboard by mail. It’s a Zachary Quinto-Spock, and he sends it back.

Leonard wants to go out with Penny again, and he thinks a lot on it, imagining the likely scenario where he asks her out on a date and he’s actually rather funny and cute, but Penny’s not ready for how fast he’s going so they have a fight, but then she calls him at night to have sex and they decide to try it out without telling their friends, so they start fighting-by-day, sleeping together by night… but at the end Leonard asks her out anyway.

14. The beta testinitiation.

“Sheldon presents: fun with flags”… Sheldon and Amy make a video podcast together.

Penny and Leonard’s date goes well enough, they decide to take it slow and tell each other what annoys them about the other. She is quite shocked when he has a list of his own (Amy is too much in love with Penny to imagine anything on that list). She makes a list for him too. Still, they put stupid things in those.

Leonard takes her shooting but then she kisses him and he shoots his own foot (not real bullets, just a band-aid emergency)

Raj has a new phone and he interacts with Siri as if Siri was his girlfriend.

15. The friendship contraction.

Leonard is tired of driving Sheldon around even after all-night emergency drills, so they broke the roommate agreement. To Sheldon it’s a big deal and he can’t rest until they reinstate it.

Howard hopes to make the other astronauts call him Rocket man, but thanks to his mom’s shouting they choose to call him Fruit Loops instead.

16. The vacation solution.

Bernadette’s ex-cop dad insists on a pre-nup agreement between her and Howard. 

Sheldon is forced to take a vacation from work and he doesn’t know what to do, so he annoys Amy at her lab. 

17. The Rothman disintegration.

Amy gives Penny a huge painting of the two of them and hangs it in her apartment. Later, Amy sees Penny hiding the painting and thinks she hates it (which she does) and they’re not really friends, so Penny lies and says Bernie is jealous of them.

Sheldon and Kripke both want the new office that’s now free. They choose sport as a way to settle it, and eventually Sheldon wins, only to hate it.

18. The werewolf transformation.

Sheldon’s usual barber is in the hospital and he refuses to have his hair cut by the nephew; it’s a new crisis for him. In the end, he agrees to let Penny cut his hair, and it’s going great, but he moves too much causing the razor to… move and cut too much.

Penny beats Leonard at chess.

Howard starts his training, and it’s a horribly traumatic experience.

19. The weekend vortex.

Sheldon is supposed to take Amy to an old relative’s birthday party, instead of staying and playing video games with the guys, but he prefers the game so she goes by herself. Howard has Bernie join the game night. 

After talking to Penny, Amy confronts Sheldon and they make up with some Sheldon-coupons. Still, Raj cared about their game night, so the girls leave them to it. 

20. The transporter malfunction.

Sheldon tells Penny she always eats their food so she buys a gift for both him and Leonard: a Transporter from the comic book store. They refuse to open it, of course, but then “Spock” speaks to Sheldon in a dram and he yields and opens it to play with it, but he breaks it. He switches it with Leonard’s but his conscience eats at him .

Raj wants to find a girl for Howard’s wedding so he asks his parents to find him a wife, so they send him on a blind date. She’s very pretty and nice, but she’s also gay. She thought their date was perfect because they could  get married to satisfy their parents and still be happy with their own partners. She can’t really believe it when he insists that he’s not gay.

Bernie presents him with a little female dog to console him.

21. The Hawking excitation.

Stephen Hawking comes for a lecture and needs Howard’s engineering abilities. He was thinking of introducing him to Sheldon, but changes his mind after Sheldon insults him like he always does. Sheldon begs him, and then he begs him to give Hawking his paper, so Howard has him do stuff for him, even show himself at work in a sexy-maid costume, or take his mom clothes shopping.

Sheldon gets to meet Hawking, then he faints when he’s told he made a mistake.

22. The stag convergence.

It’s Howard’s bachelor’s party, but he promised Bernie no strippers. Sheldon drinks and is annoyed that Wil Wheaton is Howard’s friend too.

Stuart (he’s 37) starts here his depressed-and-broke phase.

Wil uploads on the internet Raj’s speech and Bernie sees it and is upset about things he did and never told her about, but they make up.

23. The launch acceleration.

Howard is relieved when he’s told the mission in space has been cancelled. When the mission is back on, he’s… shocked. The mission will start early and the date will conflict with the wedding and Howard kinda hopes her dad will not permit it, but her dad tells him to go. 

Leonard asks Penny to get married while having sex and she freaks out. 

Amy plans a special dinner and other things on a campaign to increase Sheldon’s feelings for her, and she’s really good. She’s really pretty in a Star Trek doctor’s uniform, the old one with skirts.

24. The countdown reflection.

Howard and Bernie want to get married before he leaves. They set it up all on their roof and their friends marry them. Then Howard is launched into space while all his friends watch. Bernie and Raj hold hands for the man they both love, Penny takes Leonard’s hand and Sheldon takes Amy’s hand!



















Nessun commento:

Posta un commento