sabato 9 febbraio 2019

Hazzard - 2005

I didn’t like it ... Well, there were all the characters of the series, there was the car which is the main character of course, there was the narrating voice, there was the usual ‘lost sheep/over conversation, the shootings, the chases, the jumps with the car... and yet it was boring and waaaaaay too stupid. The main problem were the Duke cousins and the huge amount of stupidity. Bo acted like he was constantly high on something, Luke was a playboy as silly as his cousin... the scene when they pretended to be Japanese scientists and the young guy believed them only because they had the nameplates was really too much, indeed. The fact that Bo doesn’t know what coins or cities are in Japan is just a little detail among this silliness. Beats me why he called a bald policeman ‘Yul Brinner’, does he think that’s an insult? ‘cause it’s not, you know....  ok I know, some guys always make fun of bald men... as if having hair makes them automatically more handsome than the others, how stupid that is...
Back to the movie, I also didn’t like all the speeding without watching the road... Rosco was more bad than clumsy, Enos was there only to reveal everything to Daisy after she shows up in a bikini, and Boss.... well Boss Hogg was played by Burt Reynolds... I mean, really? That almost made me support the villain, come on, what does he have to do with Boss Hogg???
The plot is this: Boss Hogg wants to turn the Hazzard County into a coal mine, so he takes the Dukes farm and plans to divert everybody’s attention so that nobody will show up in court to oppose his idea. Of course nobody would have known anything about it, and his plan would have maybe worked, if he hadn’t taken the Duke’s farm so far in advance, making them curious as to the why....
Basically, the only good thing of this movie was the car, the general Lee is always the general, but the rest was 👎 
Luke-Johnny Knoxville
Bo-Seann William Scott
Boss-Burt Reynolds
Daisy-Jessica Simpson
Cooter-David Koechner
Pauline-Lynda Carter


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