martedì 21 novembre 2023

Knives out - 2019

 It starts that a man is already dead, and they’re investigating if it’s really a suicide. Harlan the old man had a big family; Linda the eldest daughter, married to Richard. They work at her company as real estate agents in Boston.

A week ago the family gathered to celebrate Harlan’s 85th birthday. There was Fran the housekeeper; Marta was Harlan’s caregiver and nurse. Wanetta was Harlan’s mom, no idea how old she is.

Linda’s son Ransom was there but left early. Richard arrived first to help with the catering. Richard says Linda idolised her father. Harlan was a mystery writer.

Walt, the youngest son of Harlan runs his father’s publishing company. Walt and his wife Donna arrived around 8pm, with their 16 yo son Jacob, a nazi according to his dad.

Joni was Harlan’s daughter-in-law, the wife of his deceased son Neil, mom of Meg. Neil died 15 years before. She now has a company of cosmetics.

Harlan paid for Meg’s school, for all of it.

During the interrogation, there is another man in the room, Benoit Blanc, and he says he’s there because his clients asked him to, but doesn’t say who.

Richard says Marta’s family is from Paraguay, Linda says from Ecuador.

Linda and Richard say Walt didn’t really do anything, it was all Harlan, and Walt had a fight with him at the party because Harlan refused to have movies made out of his books.

Walt told Harlan to let him do his job, so Harlan says he won’t be running the company anymore. Fired.

Ransom never had a job but Harlan supported him. They had a fight too.

Richard and Harlan had a fight before the party because Harlan had pictures of Richard and another woman and wanted Linda to know.

Joni had a ‘talk’ with Harlan too, before the party, because Harlan didn’t send Meg’s school money, because he found out a ‘discrepancy’. Joni was getting the school money twice, and keeping it. Alan’s office paid the school, Phyllis paid her, both tuition and her allowance. So he says they’ll never get money from him again, since she stole from him.

Marta reacts badly to lies, she can’t lie or she pukes. Harlan showed Marta that Richard was having an affair. She tries to say no, and pukes. She doesn’t want to reveal anybody’s secret, but can’t lie. She also knew Harlan was cutting off Joni’s allowance. She also knew Harlan planned to fire Walt, so Benny and the other now know.

Benoit himself doesn’t know who hired him, he received an envelope with money.

Marta’s story: we see she injected Harlan with too much morphin instead of his medicine, and she doesn’t have the cure in her bag, she cries but Harlan doesn’t want her in trouble (also her mom is still undocumented) so Harlan told her to drive away, then walk back and climb to his room from outside, then wear his robe and make a trip downstairs, and then leave without being seen (well, here Wanetta saw her, but called her Ransom and she ran).

To Benoit she tells a cut-short story, to avoid lying. Marta even saw Harlan slit his own throat.

Ransom had a fight with Harlan because Harlan wanted to cut him off his will. 

When the family hears this, they all approve because he IS a real jerk.

At the will reading, everyone is shocking to hear that Harlan left everything to Marta: the house, the money, even the publishing company. Ransom is the only one laughing, and when Marta can’t escape because her car won’t start, he gives her a ride. He asks her to tell him everything and then tells her he’ll help her.

When Meg learns her mom can’t pay for her school, that she’s broke, she also asks Marta to give the money back to them.

Marta gets a “I know what you did” letter and meets the person at a cleaner’s place and finds Fran overdosed on morphin. Marta calls an ambulance, and decides to confess. She tells Benoit everything and then wants to tell the family. Benoit stops her from doing so because there’s still the mystery of why he was hired, and a real guilty party to uncover. So, Benoit explains in front of the detectives, Marta and Ransom: that night Harlan told Ransom everything, that none of them would get anything and that Marta would get it all.

But there’s a slay rule, if the ‘heir’ is proved to have caused the death, they won’t get anything.

So, Ransom went back that night and switched the liquids in the vials, and took away the antidote. When it came out that Harlan slit his own throat, Ransom hired Benoit but then Marta confessed to him what she believed happened and he realised she gave Harlan the right medicine (because even not reading the labels, the liquids are a little different and as a nurse she can tell the difference). Fran saw him taking the vials from the bag while the family was at a funeral and sent him the ransom note. He burned down the examiner’s office to destroy evidence of Marta’s innocence, then he sent the blackmail note to her, and went to see Fran and injected her with something, with morphine. He would guide Marta to her then make an anonymous call to the police and they’ll find Marta with Fran’s body and the burned toxicology report. She’d get arrested for killing Fran and Harlan. But then Ransom was arrested (after Gran said he had come back that night) so he could not make the anonymous call, and also Marta has a kind heart and called the ambulance to try and save Fran’s life.

Fran still didn’t make it, but believing her alive, Ransom sort of confesses. He tries to kill Marta too but takes a fake knife instead of a good one.

Hugh Ransom is arrested. Linda reads her dad’s note that Richard thought was a blanc piece of paper.

It ends here, we don’t know what she will do with the money, only that the last scene shows her on the balcony drinking from Harlan’s cup, the one with the red writing on it: “my house, my rules, my coffee”.


Benoit - Daniel Craig

Marta - Ana De Armas

Harlan - Christopher Plummer

Linda - Jamie Lee Curtis

Richard - Don Johnson

Joni - Toni Collette

Meg - Katherine Langford

Ransom - Chris Evans

Walt - Michael Shannon

Gran - K Callan

Lt Elliott - Lakeith Stanfield

Fran - Edi Patterson

Alan (the lawyer) - Frank Oz

Trooper Wagner - Noah Segan


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The mummy returns - 2001

 The story is a bit all over the place, but it IS entertaining.


It’s Thebes 3067 BC 5000 years ago the Scorpion king, a warrior, had an army to conquer the known world. A seven-year long war, then the scorpion king was defeated. Driven to the desert, his remaining army died, he was the last one alive, the strongest. Near death, “the scorpion king made a pact with the Dark Lord Anubis that if Anubis would spare his life and let him conquer his enemies, he would give him his soul”. Anubis accepted.

With Anubis’ army, he conquered Thebes, then the scorpion king had to serve him for all time. Now it’s 1933 and we see Rick again, with his son Alex.

Evy has been having dreams and seems to know her way around the latest tomb she found (while they let their son wander by himself).

She has visions while she’s there. She finds the bracelet of Anubis and they take it. Three armed men arrive and Alex fights them with a sling, but then his parents cause the place to be flooded by the Nile so the three escape. The child is well only because of sheer luck. Ditto for the parents. Again.

Hamunaptra. The book of the dead and the book of the living are in the hands of Hafez, Anck-su-namun and Lock-nah who are looking for something and have lots of people digging around.

Suddenly thousands of scarabs come out of the sand killing people until they’re stopped with fire.

They find Imhotep. Ardeth is there spying.

Rick and his family are back in London and their home is attacked to get the bracelet. Left alone again, Alex wears it with his parents not noticing.

The bad guys enter unnoticed, but so does Ardeth Bay to the rescue… alone…

Evy is a great fighter but has no idea where she learned it. Still, the bad guys abduct Evy and (they think) get the bracelet.

As always, the heroes suffer nothing, break windows, get shot at, lots of other things with not a scratch…

Alex shows dad and Ardeth that he has the bracelet and recognises in Hafez the curator of the British museum. 

Whoever can defeat the scorpion king can take control of Anubis’ army. Rick: “so that’s why they dug up Imhotep, ‘cause he’s the only guy tough enough to take out the scorpion king”

Rick has “the sacred mark”, a tattoo on his wrist Ardeth notices only now. It means he’s a protector, a warrior, a medjai. At the British museum, Hafez and many men keep chanting a lot, and the mummy of Imhotep awakens.

“I am Anck-su-namun reincarnated”, the girl says, and Imhotep: “only in body, but soon I shall bring your soul back from the underworld and our love shall once again be whole”.

Only now those guys open the chest to see there is no bracelet.

Right when they’re about to kill Evy (not using her to get Anck’s soul back this time, she already has her body, and identical to her old one…) Rick arrives.

Alex is eight years old.

Jonathan broke the car key so he steals a double-decker bus. They all go in to escape Imhotep’s four warrior mummies. They fight and win.

Once again Rick and Evy are all over each other leaving Alex to be kidnapped by those guys…. and Rick RUNS after their car… those guys won’t harm Alex, Ardeth says, because he wears the bracelet, and once they reach Karnak it will show them the rest of the way to the oasis.

So they need to get there first or won’t know which way to go. 

The three armed men of the beginning are given to Imhotep as a snack to make him handsome again.

Our gang flies while the others take the train (it’s quite a cute scene, at night on the dirigible).

Alex pulls the emergency break and escapes. They ARE at Karnak anyway, but only he sees the message with the rest of the way to go. Ardeth keeps trying to convince Rick to accept he’s a Medjai. Imhotep shows Anck-su-namun images to ‘remind her of her soul’?

Evy sees them too, far away as she is, because she was there in Egypt with Anck. Nefertiti, she was, the daughter of the pharaoh - Anck was the future wife, he said… from what they said in the first movie, I thought she was more of a property, a plaything, nothing like a future queen.

Nefertiti saw Imhotep and Anck together, and she also saw when they killed the pharaoh.

Anck-su-namun is totally back now. Evy now explains to Rick about her previous life and how now it all makes perfect sense… because she was the bracelet protector.

To sum it up: Ardeth: “clearly you are destined to protect this woman” - Rick: “She’s a reincarnated princess, and I’m a warrior for God” - Ardeth: “and your son leads the way to Ahm Shere. Three sides of the pyramid. This was all predestined thousands of years ago”.

Of course.

Alex used water on the sand to make them a castle to show his parents where they are going… well, maybe he didn’t know the name of the place the bracelet showed him or he’d have written the name instead of building a real architecturally structured sand castle… and they’d already said he’s really smart (although they’re the parents, the one he inherited his traits from, so they’re not gonna say anything different).

Here, he left a tie for them, next his jacket covers another sand castle: Abu Simbel. Then he is stopped by Lock-nah and Imhotep tries to stop them with water. Lots of it.

Instead he drives them right to the oasis. Look at that.

Small mummy-creatures take out most of the bad guys, Rick takes his son away, Evy and Jonathan play snipers from afar, Ardeth fights in the middle of it. The family’s all together now but it’s not over because Imhotep told Alex that he’ll die if he isn’t inside the pyramid before morning.

Oncce inside, the bracelet opens and he can take it off.

Anck arrives and stabs Evy who apparently dies… but Alex thinks of The Book. Anubis takes Imhotep superpowers before the fight.

Hafez wears the bracelet and wakes the scorpion king and the army of Anubis.

Anck doesn’t want Imhotep to fight alone for fear of losing him again. Rick is there and fights Imhotep first. 

Outside, it is Ardeth’s big army against the supernatural forces of Anubis’ army.

Jonathan plays boxing with Anck so Alex can steal the book she had with her. Alex reads from the book to give Evy life again… real life, not mummy-life. 

The book of the dead. It’s basically the same scene, in movie 1 Jonathan read and didn’t know the last symbol, here it’s Alex.

Evy wakes and fights Anck.

As a mortal without powers, Imhotep couldn’t defeat Rick, doesn’t even try with the Scorpion king, and sends him after Rick.

Very Clear Pictures On The Wall explain to Rick that yes, it’s his destiny and he needs the spear of Osiris that Jonathan loves so much, to kill the scorpion king.

Jonathan throws it but Imhotep takes it, then Rick takes it and with it he kills the scorpion king and sends the army back to the underworld. 

Evy and Anck watch as Rick and Imhotep are almost lost to the underworld too; Rick tells Evy to get out but she runs to save him, of course.

Imhotep sees that and calls for Anck-su-namun to help him but she runs away so he lets himself die. She dies shortly after.

The oasis disappears, they are trapped but the dirigible arrives to save them. They fly back and all is well. The end.


Rick - Brendan Fraser

Evy - Rachel Weisz

Jonathan - John Hannah

Imhotep - Arnold Vosloo

Scorpion king - The Rock

Ardeth Bay - Oded Fehr

Anck-su-namun - Patricia Velasquez

Alex - Freddie Boath

Lock-nah - Adewale  Akinnuoye-Agbaje


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The mummy - 1999

 It starts with a bit of background showing us Imhotep, the Pharaoh’s high priest, having an affair, or a big love story, with Anck-su-namun, the mistress of the Pharaoh, we might say, she was his property is what she was. They kill the pharaoh for their love. Soldiers arrive, she tells him to go and Imhotep is taken away by his priests, and he vows to resurrect her. They stole her body from the crypt to the city of the dead. He almost resurrected her but the soldiers got him and stopped him. The priests are mummified alive. Imhotep got his tongue cut, was covered like a mummy and sealed inside a sarcophagus full of bugs, scarabs, undead for eternity.

If unearthed, there would be a plague on mankind.


3000 years later, it’s 1923 and the Magi, descendants of the Pharaoh bodyguards kept guard. Now they fight Rick and his men, his garrison, many die but Rick is left alive.


Three years later, so 1926

Evelyn works at the library at the Museum of Antiquities and almost destroys it. She can read and write ancient Egyptian, decipher hieroglyphics and hieratic. 

Her older brother Jonathan gives her something he found in Thebe and inside there’s a sort of map to the city of the dead, Hamunaptra, where all the tombs of the rich are. The librarian burns half of the map. 

Actually Jonathan stole it from… Rick, and Rick tells them he was there, but he’s about to be hanged… Evie makes a deal and he’s released and they go all together. Jonathan looks for treasure, Evy looks for a book…

The magi assault the ship they’re on, the little box is “the key”. Our team and a group of Americans arrive at the city. “They’re led by a woman. What does a woman know?” they say. Grrr.

They all dig. The guy Gad got a scarab inside him: dead.

Evy and her team found the tomb of “he that shall not be named”.

Evy still won’t believe in curses. The magi attak, then when it’s Ardeth vs Rick, Ardeth calls a stop and they go away… There was never a reason given why Rick was always kept alive…

The Americans find something like a box and inside there’s a curse, they read all about it but don’t care. Inside is “the book of the dead”, and some treasure.

Evy sees the book and at night sneaks where he sleeps and takes it, and she has the key to open it (that little puzzle box), and she reads from it… a very bad idea. Men are eaten by scarabs or other stuff, a mummy thinks Evy is Anck-su-namun. Now Ardeth and his men arrive and he’s all “I told you to leave, now you’ve freed a creature we’ve feared for 3000 years, the bringer of death” …then why didn’t he stop them before?

Rick wants to go away but Evy is all “we have to stop it”. Imhotep comes to their hotel to finish off the poor American guy that had already lost his tongue and eyes before he was saved, He isn’t saved this time. Imhotep has now gained strength. 

The curator of the library is with Ardeth, and informs them that they’re all part of a secret society that has guarded the city of the dead for over 3000 years, “to stop the high priest Imhotep from being reborn into this world”, “and now because of you we have failed”.

They can talk because as soon as he saw a cat, Imhotep fled. They guard the underworld, so “he will fear them until he is fully regenerated”.

Evy apparently has been chosen to help Imhotep bring back Anck-su-namun. Imhotep kills the Egyptologist and gets the book back, he kills another American and is almost back to normal, then goes to kiss Evy, but Rick comes in with a hissing cat and he flees.

Evy thinks that the Golden book might kill him, but they have to find it.

The book of Amun-Ra is the Golden book. The last American is taken by Imhotep when he falls off their car. Now he’s fully regenerated. Evy goes with him to save the others, and then it’s the curator who sacrifices himself to give them time to go on. Back at Hamunaptra, Imhotep wants to perform the ritual, while they try to get to him in time to save her. 

Jonathan finds the statue of Horus and they now have the Golden book. Ardeth goes against all the priests-mummies to give them time, so Rick and Jonathan go on. Rick fights other mummies to free her. They shout at each other a lot (Rick and the mummies, not Rick and Evy)

Jonathan can read ancient Egyptian too and by reading the inscription on the book he commands the armed mummies, then he gets the box-key and Evy and he opens the book and reads from it, so Imhotep’s immortality is taken away… back to the underworld I guess, boh.

So a knife kills him.

Ardeth thanks them when they meet outsidej… he got out alive and that’s good, but gratitude? It was all their fault in the first place… Well, to give them some credit there were the Americans too, so they would have done it anyway, even if Evy was not there.

At the end, Rick and Evy kiss and are all in love.

Cool ending titles.


Rick - Brendan Fraser

Evy - Rachel Weisz

Jonathan - John Hannah

Ardeth Bay - Oded Fehr

Imhotep - Arnold Vosloo

Curator - Erick Avari


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Dirty dancing - 1987

 I’ve always loved this movie, it suffers a bit from being more than thirty years old, but I still have love for it. The music is beautiful, Swayze is so handsome, the story is sweet, and most importantly the message is as current as ever because people are still the same and probably won’t ever change. It’s very much real when Baby towards the end has her talk with her father, telling him that maybe yes, she did disappoint him, but he did it too because he always told her that people are all the same, but he really meant people like him, and he told her to save the world and help the people, but he only meant to go to Harvard and get married. That’s so true.


The story actually occurs in the summer of 1963. Baby goes on vacation with her family but is still young enough to think nothing of being called Baby by everyone. Her sister is vain, her mom elegant, her father more like her. They’re ‘good people’. The waiters are all college boys with orders to entertain all the girls, while ‘the entertainment guys’ can only dance and teach but are treated like sub-standards. Baby is fascinated by them and goes to see them dancing when they are among themselves and free to dance without reserve in whatever way they want. She dances a bit with Johnny.

One night she sees Penny the dancer crying, so she runs to tell Johnny’s cousin Billy who calls him of course. Billy tells Baby that Penny’s pregnant and she thinks Johnny’s the father. He’s not pleased.

He cares for her but they’re not a couple. He takes care of her. Robbie got her pregnant, the waiter that now flirts with her sister. He knows about it but doesn’t care and won’t help her. Baby tries to talk with him but he’s a jerk.

Baby asks her dad for money, 250$, but can’t tell him it’s for Penny’s abortion. She gives it to Penny as soon as she has it, but Penny doesn’t want her money. Well, I guess Johnny convinced her to accept it, because they go through with it. 

Still, the ‘doctor’ can only come the night they have a big mambo dance at another hotel, so they convince Johnny to teach Baby the moves and she practices a lot and gets better at it quickly. She’s also having lots of fun and Johnny’s so very cute and charming. They also spend lots of time trying to make her ‘jump’, so he can lift her up high. 

She becomes friends with Penny too. She finally does the dance with Johnny and it goes well, but she doesn’t do the lift. When they’re back they learn things didn’t go well, Penny’s unwell, the guy that worked on her wasn’t a real doctor, or a very bad one, so Baby runs to get her father. She wakes him up, takes his bag and carries it for him to Penny. He heals her. Johnny says that he’s ‘responsible’ for Penny so of course Baby’s dad thinks he’s the father, and forbids her to see him again. Baby goes straight back to Johnny though, and confesses she has feelings for him, and they dance together. Her dad would like to leave right away but his family don’t agree so they stay for the weekend’s final show. Penny understands there’s something between Johnny and Baby and tells him to stop, but he keeps seeing her and sleeps with her. Frances is her real name.

Her sister tells her she wants to do it with Robbie, and Baby is worried about her.

Baby tells Johnny to fight harder for his ideas, but then she hides not wanting her father to see them together, and he takes offence. Robbie sees them together and has rude words for her, and Johnny fights him.

A rich woman (one of the rich women Johnny feels used by) is not pleased when he refuses her husband’s money to give her private lessons while he’s busy. Baby’s sister Lisa goes to Robbie to spend the night together but finds him in bed with another woman - lucky for her, I tell you.

It appears there’s been a wallet stolen and Johnny is blamed for it. Baby tells the boss Johnny’s innocent because he was with her all night that night, so he could not have stolen anything, but then he is fired for being with her.

Baby has the talk with her father saying some very true things. It turns out it really was the old couple Baby thought it was, who stole wallets. Johnny must leave and it’s a heartfelt goodbye. 

The final night, all the dancing staff is down because Johnny is not with them.

Baby’s dad gives Robbie some money for his medical school, but takes it back when he unwittingly admits he got Penny pregnant then abandoned her. He thought Baby had told her father.

Johnny comes back, he sees Baby, says “nobody puts Baby in a corner”, takes her hand and goes on stage to dance with her. She follows him without even knowing what he wants to do.

They do their dance, their mambo of course, then he gets all the dancers involved and Baby does the lift. Then the dancers get all the guests to dance and the boss can see people like this ‘new way’. 

Lisa dances with Billy and everyone is dancing. Baby’s dad tells her she was wonderful and they’re all at peace. 

Everybody dances to “I’ve had the time of my life”


Baby Houseman - Jennifer Grey

Johnny Castle - Patrick Swayze

Jake - Jerry Orbach

Penny - Cynthia Rhodes

Lisa - Jane Brucker

Marge - Kelly Bishop

Robbie - Max Cantor

Billy - Neal Jones


The Green mile - 1999

This was tough but memorable. 

At an old people’s home, Paul has bad dreams then he cries hearing Fred Astaire singing on tv and tells a friend about his past. He was a prison guard during the depression, in charge of death row; it was usually called ‘the last mile’ but they called it ‘the green mile’ because of the colour of the floor. 1935 was the year of John Coffey and the two dead girls. Paul had a urinary infection back then, when huge John entered the prison. 


John is a very tall, big man who speaks shyly and is afraid of the dark. Paul reads his file, to know what he did. Two little girls disappeared; their dad and brother together with the sheriff and his men went looking for them, and found them, they saw John crying over their dead bodies covered in blood, and he was sentenced to death.


There’s a mouse walking around and everyone is curious and amused, but sadist Percy goes crazy trying to kill it; nobody likes him but he has high connections. They do rehearsals, for the execution the next day, and Percy watches avidly. Next, the execution itself and Percy once again watches avidly, keeps staring as a man dies, then mocks him over his dead body. 

A prisoner calls the mouse Mr Jingles and plays with it. Paul’s boss and friend Hal is desperate because his wife has a brain tumor that can’t be operated. 

Percy is all big words and cruelty inside, but when he should hit an aggressive, fighting new prisoner, he can’t do it, can’t move. 

Paul has terrible pain, and John Coffey calls him, needs to see him, and then John grabs him, touches him, there’s a big light and then bugs or sand or something come out of his mouth.

John says he helped him, and sure enough now Paul can pee without pain, and he has sex with his wife all night. 

Paul goes to talk to John’s defence lawyer, but the man is sure of his guilt. 

When a mad prisoner grabs him, Percy pisses himself off and feels humiliated and is angry people saw him. Percy then kills the little mouse by stepping on it, then Paul gives it to John who breathes life back into it. Paul has Percy promise that he’ll transfer elsewhere after the next execution, and in exchange Paul puts Percy on the front row, but nobody notices that Percy doesn’t wet the sponge when he should have, and the execution is long and horrible and smelly, all witnesses try to run.

Still, Percy will go away.

Paul tells the other guards about Coffey healing him and saving the mouse, and tells them that he wants to bring John Coffey to Hal’s wife to see if he can cure her.

Paul tells them he can’t believe someone with that healing power would kill little girls. So they do it, they sneak out with John and take him to Melinda. John sucks the tumour out of her and into himself, but doesn’t get it out. She thanks him and gifts him her own necklace. They take him back to his cell. They have to.

When Percy stands in front of his cell, John grabs him and exhales the sickness into him, then Percy shoots crazy evil prisoner William Wharton to death, before exhaling the sickness himself. 

John says he punished the two bad men, and lets Paul see that it was Wharton the one who killed the two little girls, when he worked for their father. 

Now Percy is a patient at the mental hospital, not a guard. They all know now that John is innocent, and Paul is consumed knowing he’ll have to lead one of God’s true miracles to his death, and offers John to let him go, knowing that nobody can legally stop the execution. John refuses, says he’s tired of it all, and only asks for a last dinner and to see a movie because he’s never seen one, and they show him that one with Fred Astaire dancing cheek to cheek. 

Then it’s John’s execution. Paul shakes his hand before giving the order, and John is killed. Then Paul puts the necklace back around his neck. 


After that, both Paul and Brutal transferred to ‘Boys’ correctional’, they couldn’t do it anymore.

Now old Paul shows his lady friend Ellie that he still has Mr Jingles. He says that John passed something to him and the mouse: life.

Back then Paul was 44, now he’s 108. He survived all his friends, and still does. We see him at Ellie’s funeral, and he always thinks of the people he loved, and John, and wonders how long will he still have to live. 

He calls life his own green mile.


Paul Edgecomb - Tom Hanks

Brutus ‘Brutal’ Howell - David Morse

Jan Edgecomb - Bonnie Hunt

John Coffey - Michael Clarke Duncan

Warden Hal Moores - James Cromwell

Percy Wetmore - Doug Hutchison

‘Wild Bill’ Wharton - Sam Rockwell

Melinda Moores - Patricia Clarkson

Toot-Toot - Harry Dean Stanton

Old Paul - Dabbs Greer

Klaus Detterick - William Sadler   (the girls father)

Burt Hammersmith (the lawyer) - Gary Sinise


the credits end with ‘special thanks to Stephen King’


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The suicide squad - 2021

 The opening credits start with images of DC heroes and a Johnny Cash song.

Savant has explosive put in his head when he is sent on a mission and can exit the prison with the rest of task force 6, the suicide squad, lead by colonel Rick Flag.

He joins Captain Boomerang (with the gold tooth), Blackguard the blond guy, Mongal with orange skin, Javelin with… well, a javelin, and also a yellow-blue costume. T.D.K. is in armor, Weasel is a human-size weasel with fur and tail, and of course there’s Harley Quinn.

All taken from prison.

They fly to an island. Apparently the weasel can’t swim. Savant brings her out of the water and tells everyone it’s dead. As they’re all out of the water, Blackguard walks forward yelling stuff like ‘I called you, I brought them here to you, we had an agreement’, stuff like that, but’s he’s the first one killed.

The army of the Corto Maltese island shoot him. Mongal brings down a helicopter and burns in its crash. Boomer is killed by the crash. Javelin is shot several times. TDK, which really stands for The Detachable Kid, has his arms hit the soldiers after being detached from his body (the most absurd scene of the movie, and in This movie it is saying something).

The arms are shot a lot, and I guess he dies from blood loss… or something.

Savant tries to swim away, and Waller from headquarters sees that on video, so they activate the explosive and his head, big surprise, explodes.

We hear there was another team sent there, lead by Bloodsport. They find no army patrolling the beach because they were all against the other team. Apparently he didn’t know anything about that. In that first team, they’re all dead but Harley and Flag.

Bloodsport was raised to become a killer, he’s in prison because he hit Superman with a Kryptonite bullet. He didn’t want to join the squad, refused many times, but then his daughter Tyla, 16 years old, is busted stealing a smartwatch, and Waller threatens him with having her on trial as an adult and send her to a real, hard prison, where she could easily die, she tells him, all of this to convince him. So he agrees.

Waller’s team are a bit shocked to see what she’s willing to do.

Bloodsport has his own suicide squad: Christopher Smith is Peacemaker, raised to kill just like Bloodsport, he believes in achieving peace in whatever gruesome way he can find.

Kingshark, or Nanaue, IS a shark, a walking-on-two-legs one. Kleo or Ratcatcher2 is the daughter of the deceased Ratcatcher1. She has Sebastian on her shoulder.

Abner is Polka-dot man.


The family leading Corto Maltese was not a soft touch, they were tyrants, but they were America-friendly. Now they’ve been killed by a general and his army. He has the power now, and he is totally against America. There’s a research facility where project Starfish could be really dangerous. The Thinker is lead of the project.

The team arrives to an empty beach. Team 1 was just a diversion. Kingshark almost eats Kleo so is shot several times by Bloodsport, but is not killed. She almost sets rats on him but Bloodsport is afraid of rats. When Waller finds Flag’s signal that he is still alive, she sends the team to rescue him and leave nobody alive, and they do just that. They kill everyone around, only to discover they were the freedom fighters that saved him. Only a woman remains, Sol Soria, who was talking with him.

Harley was taken prisoner, but now she’s dressed like a princess to meet the new President.

We finally see what this Project Starfish is: it’s a real alien starfish that an capture people sort of like Alien and become bigger and bigger. It doesn’t create new starfish, but it uses small ones that are part of it to attack people by landing on their face, then people die and rise as its slaves, as part of him.

President Luna asks Harley to marry him, and she likes him, but then he explains about project Starfish, how the previous leaders used to use it to dispose of any opposition, and he seems inclined to do something like that himself, so she shoots him, he’s another bad choice, another bad boyfriend so she shoots him.

Now there’s a new president, who would quite like to set the starfish free on America, I suppose, and he’s interested in Harley and everything she knows and might tell him.

Team 2 gets the Thinker but when they hear Harley is alive and being tortured for information they make her their priority, Flag insists.

Still, she freed herself - and for whatever reason, soldiers there only have knives on hand, not guns. She kills everyone and takes her javelin back. She was about to take a taxi when she sees the team. She stops them and is quite touched that Flag wanted to save her. Now, all together, they plan to destroy the Jotunheim facility. They enter with Thinker, and find lots and lots of people with starfish on their faces, no more real people then. Thinker tells them that they’re not here to destroy the hostile project, to protect the world from evil alien technology, they’re actually here to cover up the fact that the US government is behind it all, and has always been. Starro the alien starfish was found by American astronauts, and the US government decided to make a weapon out of it. Flag would like to share this fact with the world, but Peacemaker has orders from Waller not to let any information out of there.

Because of the explosions, the beast is free and takes Thinker.

Flag and Peacemaker fight for the harddisk and Flag is killed. Ratcatcher2 sees that and takes the harddisk.


The guys accidentally set the explosions too early, and by stroke of luck this causes Bloodsport to arrive just as Peacemaker is about to shoot Kleo, so he saves her by shooting the guy. She tells him everything.

The remaining squad members run when Starro gets free, and Starro’s small starfish kill all soldiers they can land on, who rise up again as part of it, and Starro moves to the city, to kill everyone. 

Waller only cared about the facility and its data, about their destruction, not about the people, and tells them to leave. Bloodsport doesn’t agree and the others follow him when he goes after it. Waller wants them to stop, considers it defecting and she wants to kill them all, but a woman there hits her before she can do it. Polka-dot man is crushed under Starro. Kingshark tries to eat it , then Kleo sets all the town rats against it, and Harley jumps with her javelin into its eye and the rats follow her, eating it from the inside. Starro dies, and Harley comes out. Poor Starro, it didn’t choose to come here, it was flying and minding his own business when he was captured and brought here…

Bloodsport makes a deal with Waller, he won’t divulge the information if his squad is free and nothing happens to his daughter.

Four are still alive: Harley, Bloodsport, Kleo and Kingshark. And Sebastian the rat :)

I’m glad, I liked Kleo a lot, she’s the only one who had an actual relationship with a parental figure, with her dad. She had a very unusual and tough childhood, yes, but she always knew that her father loved her, and that’s important.


They’re taken back to America.

We see now that the Weasel didn’t really die, and walks away. 

Tyla saw her dad on tv as part of the team that saved the island.

While the soldiers were busy with the team and Starro, the freedom fighters took the power by killing all the generals, and there will now be democratic elections.

At the end of the credits, we see that Peacemaker didn’t die, he was found alive and he is now Waller’s team’s responsibility, their punishment, but I don’t know what they’ll have to do with him.


Harley - Margot Robbie

Waller - Viola Davis

Flag - Joel Kinnaman

Savant - Michael Rooker

TDK - Nathan Fillion

Boomerang - Jai Courtney

Javelin - Flula Borg

Blackguard - Pete Davidson

Weasel - Sean Gunn

Bloodsport - Idris Elba

Peacemaker - John Cena

Ratcatcher2 - Daniela Melchior

Polka-dot man - David Dastmalchian

Tyla - Storm Reid

Sol Soria - Alice Braga

Thinker - Peter Capaldi

President Luna - Juan Diego Botto


ITA the suicide squad missione suicida